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* '''March 15th, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (Local Feeder Time) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of [[Mount Snack]] before satiating his hunger upon the towering [[Mount Kibble]]. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene. | * '''March 15th, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (Local Feeder Time) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of [[Mount Snack]] before satiating his hunger upon the towering [[Mount Kibble]]. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene. | ||
* '''March 18th, 2024:''' Around 2:04 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 2:15 PM (11 minutes total) as [[Mr. Piss]] approached the feeder. | * '''March 18th, 2024:''' Around 2:04 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 2:15 PM (11 minutes total) as [[Mr. Piss]] approached the feeder. | ||
* '''March 20th 2024:''' Around 8:48 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB arrived at the [[Happy Canteen]] taking over for another cat, eating some kibble, putting his paw in the kibble while looking around, then consuming more of the mighty kibble. After eating nearly half of the kibble in about 10 minutes, the beast got assaulted by | * '''March 20th 2024:''' Around 8:48 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB arrived at the [[Happy Canteen]] taking over for another cat, eating some kibble, putting his paw in the kibble while looking around, then consuming more of the mighty kibble. After eating nearly half of the kibble in about 10 minutes, the beast got assaulted by Ms. Kirby and ran away. He returned several minutes later and ate for about 5 minutes.<br /> | ||
{{Sighting Disclaimer}} | {{Sighting Disclaimer}} | ||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:The Gluttonous Beast.jpg|The Sin Of Gluttony Devours. | File:The Gluttonous Beast.jpg|The Sin Of Gluttony Devours. | ||
File:Tgb.vs.kirby.jpg|The Gluttonous Beast vs [[Mrs. Kirby|Kirby]]. | File:Tgb.vs.kirby.jpg|The Gluttonous Beast vs [[Mrs. Kirby|Kirby]]. | ||
File:Thebeast2.gif|The Gluttonous Beast either choking, aggressively eating or trying to remove a stuck kibble in his teeth. (click to see gif) | File:Thebeast2.gif|The Gluttonous Beast either choking, aggressively eating or trying to remove a stuck kibble in his teeth. (click to see gif) | ||
File:Gluttonousbody.png|The Gluttonous Beast looking deceptively small and cute considering his massive appetite. | File:Gluttonousbody.png|The Gluttonous Beast looking deceptively small and cute considering his massive appetite. | ||
File:TGB.png|I fear no man, but that thing. It scares me. | File:TGB.png|I fear no man, but that thing. It scares me. | ||
File:Poorbeast.png|The beast being tackled by a heartless [[Mr. Crunch]]. The International Criminal Court is looking for this criminal. | File:Poorbeast.png|The beast being tackled by a heartless [[Mr. Crunch]]. The International Criminal Court is looking for this criminal. | ||
File:Child abuse.gif|(GIF, click to see it) TGB being beaten by [[Mr. Crunch]]. TGB needs to train and increase his size to fight off this foe. | File:Child abuse.gif|(GIF, click to see it) TGB being beaten by [[Mr. Crunch]]. TGB needs to train and increase his size to fight off this foe. | ||
File:TGB-eating-canned-food.png|TGB is diligently cleaning canned food | File:TGB-eating-canned-food.png|TGB is diligently cleaning canned food | ||
File:Tgb kirby hiss.png|The Gluttonous Beast vs [[Mrs. Kirby|Kirby]], part 2 | File:Tgb kirby hiss.png|The Gluttonous Beast vs [[Mrs. Kirby|Kirby]], part 2 | ||
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File:Cronch.webp|The beast mid-cronch on the 9th of March. | File:Cronch.webp|The beast mid-cronch on the 9th of March. | ||
File:Tgb eating off of floor.png|The Beast showing no regard for cleanliness, eating off the floor like a heathen. May God have mercy on us, as without him TGB is unstoppable. | File:Tgb eating off of floor.png|The Beast showing no regard for cleanliness, eating off the floor like a heathen. May God have mercy on us, as without him TGB is unstoppable. | ||
File:IMG 2996.jpeg|The Beast finds your lack of faith disturbing before devouring nearly half of the kibble. | |||
File:IMG 2994.jpeg|TGB hisses at Ms. Kirby before fleeing the feeder. | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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