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'''The Beef Conquest''' was a historical Hello Street Cat event that occurred on February 11th at 4:38am local feeder time.
'''The Beef Conquest''' was a historical Hello Street Cat event that occurred on February 11th at 4:38am local feeder time.


After the widely detested [[Mount Kibble|Mt Kibble]] had blocked the front camera of Mr. Fresh's feeder for three long, loathsome days, [[Ms. Texas]] and [[Mr. Beef]] were seen entering the feeder vicinity together.
After the widely detested [[Mount Kibble|Mt Kibble]] had blocked the front camera of Mr. Fresh's feeder station for three long, loathsome days, [[Ms. Texas]] and [[Mr. Beef]] were seen entering the feeder vicinity together.
A short scuffle developed between the two, in which [[Mr. Beef]] scared off [[Ms. Texas]], claiming his lone road to [[Mount Kibble]].
A short scuffle developed between the two, in which [[Mr. Beef]] scared off [[Ms. Texas]], claiming his lone road to [[Mount Kibble]].


As he approached and started to feast on the kibble, viewers noticed movement in the blocked front feeder camera, it seemed as if chunks of [[Mount Kibble]] were slowly rolling out of frame.  
As he approached and started to feast on the kibble, viewers noticed movement in the blocked front camera, it seemed as if chunks of [[Mount Kibble]] were slowly rolling out of frame.  


Slowly but surely [[Mr. Beef]] was taking significant blows at the horrid kibble amalgamation, heroically revealing his warrior snout to the unblocked front feeder camera.
Slowly but surely [[Mr. Beef]] was taking significant blows at the horrid kibble amalgamation, heroically revealing his warrior snout to the now cleared front camera.


For his commendable actions, [[Mr. Beef]] has received his title '''Conqueror of Mount Kibble'''.
For his commendable actions, [[Mr. Beef]] has received his title '''Conqueror of Mount Kibble'''.
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