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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Jeff|image=mrjeffmain.png|caption=Mr. Jeff smiling|other_names=Jeff The Killer, Jeffy|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=White and orange tabby|sex=Male|occupation=Mysterious Mass Murder, War Criminal, The Swarm Killer|appearance=Sometimes creepy, sometimes cute|personality=Unnerving|first_sighting=March 27, 2024|siblings=Mr. Anomaly (presumed)|other_relations=The Swarm (rivalry)}}

'''Mr. Jeff''' is a cat first documented around March 27, 2024 at the [[Little Wanderer’s Paradise]] feeder. His remarkable smile is similar to that of the internet creepypasta character Jeff the Killer, which inspired his name.

Mr. Jeff can often be seen lounging in the feeder, either loafing comfortably or sprawled out on his back to keep cool. He can be restless and will sometimes abruptly leave the feeder as if investigating something. During these investigations, Mr. Jeff has a tendency to strike stunning poses.

He sometimes shares the company of Mr. Anomaly. Their resemblance suggests that the two may be brothers. They have been observed performing visual illusions together, but their combined power has not been fully researched.

Mr. Jeff has a short, mostly white coat with orange tabby patches on his ears, tail, back, and legs. The most distinct patch on his back is a neat oval set into a larger one below it.   

The corners of his mouth are strongly curved upward, which is most apparent when he takes certain positions. At rest, this gives him the appearance of a pleasant smile, which is complemented by his amber eyes and pink nose. Based on his startling transition from uncanny to cute, it is theorized he possesses shapeshifting abilities.   

* '''March 27, 2024:''' Around 11:41 AM (LFT) Mr. Jeff was first sighted, showing off his unusual smile to the English-speaking community. He was seen peering out of the feeder until a generous donation of snacks turned him into an adorable little guy. He ate vigorously.

* '''March 28, 2024:''' At 07:50 AM (LFT), Mr. Jeff was observed snoozing in the feeder, tossing and turning in his eep.

* '''March 31, 2024:''' At 01:17 PM (LFT), Mr. Jeff was seen in the company of Mr. Anomaly. By some unknown magic, Mr. Jeff was duplicated and present on both sides of the feeder. (Skeptics offer that he was merely reflected in plastic.)

* '''April 03, 2024:''' At 05:25 PM (LFT), he approached the feeder from behind at a very rapid pace, ate for less than two minutes, and left promptly.

* '''May 07, 2024:''' At around 05:00 AM (LFT), He went to the feeder and took a light nap before kibble was dispensed. Unknown to Jeff, the feeder was currently occupied by [[The Swarm]]. He killed of a large amount of the swarm.

File:Mrjeffcute.png|Mr. Jeff looking cute

File:Mr. Jeff back.png|A clearer photo of Mr. Jeff's back markings.

File:Mr. Jeff ravenous.png|Mr. Jeff steps into the feeder to eat kibble. How rude!

File:MrJeffsleep.png|Mr. Jeff beats the heat.

File:Mrjeffdouble.png|Mr. Anomaly briefly clones Mr. Jeff.