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-{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Mackerel Tabby|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon (1 in 4)|occupation=Food Waster, Piss master, Bioterrorist, Biological hazard, Domestic Terrorist, Professional Pisser, Fugitive.|appearance=Really similar to [[Mr. Fresh]], but he's not spicier to look at.|personality=Sassy and PISSy, likes to brawl|first_sighting=February 8th, 2024|partner=[[Ms. Angel]]|other_relations=In [[The Piss Alliance]] with [[Mr. Chicken]] and maybe [[Mr. Fresh]] too}}
+{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Mackerel Tabby|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Food Waster, Piss master, Bioterrorist, Biological hazard, Domestic Terrorist, Professional Pisser, Fugitive.|appearance=Really similar to [[Mr. Fresh]], but he's not spicier to look at.|personality=Sassy and PISSy, likes to brawl|first_sighting=February 8th, 2024|partner=[[Ms. Angel]]|other_relations=In [[The Piss Alliance]] with [[Mr. Chicken]] and maybe [[Mr. Fresh]] too}}
-'''Mr. Piss''', the flaming orange catastrophe, decided February 29th wasn't chaotic enough. At precisely 04:20 AM (LFT), this feline felon declared war on the cat food dispenser, christening it with a golden shower. Not content with his culinary terrorism, Mr. Piss then launched into a full-blown, off-screen brawl with multiple rivals. What a flipping scoundrel! This act of epic disrespect didn't just stink up the litter box of the internet, it went viral. From the cesspool of TikTok to the ashes of Twitter, from YouTube to the flaming dumpster fire of Fox News, Mr. Piss's reign of terror spread like wildfire.
+'''Mr. Piss''' is an all-orange cat commonly spotted at [[Happy Canteen]]. On February 29th 2024, at approximately 4:22 PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to urinate into the cat food feeder, which gave him his name. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with several another cats off-screen, what an inconsiderate lad.
-"Piss off!" - Mr. Piss
-As of the time of writing, he has been documented pissing in the feeder a total of 4 times.
-He won as the '''2nd most favorite cat''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) (February 2024)''
 == Behavior ==
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 * '''April 10, 2024:''' Around 02:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted beefing with presumably [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] who was outside the feeder trying to get in. But Mr. Piss wasn't done eating.
-=== '''May 2024''' ===
+=== May 2024 ===
 * '''May 09, 2024:''' At around 09:14 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen gobbling some kibble. It seems he may have put on weight.
 * '''May 27, 2024:''' At 10:16 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was eating then he pees on the food and leaves. He seems to be missing some fur on his left ear.
-=== '''June 2024''' ===
+=== June 2024 ===
 * '''June 9, 2024:'''  At 03:20 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating some kibble.
 {{Sighting Disclaimer}}
-== Catspiracy Theory ==
-It has been theorized that Mr. Piss and Mr. Brawl are the exact same cat.
-It has also been theorized that [https://streetcat.wiki/index.php?title=Fresh_Impostor&redirect=no Fresh Impostor] might be also Mr. Piss, so Mr. Piss, Mr. Brawl and Fresh Impostor might have been the same cat all along.
-However, the community has now decided that [[Fresh Impostor]] is indeed [[Mr. Piss]]. It has also been decided that Mr. Piss is the same cat as [[Mr. Brawl]].
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