Cat Enthusiast

Joined 31 May 2024
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(begging for a couple sandboxes :3)
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{{CatInfobox|name=Uhhhhh hi :3|image=Ms eeper gib food.png|caption=The creature|other_names=C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0|breed=Human?...|coat=Skin?|sex=Nah (she/her)|rarity=Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends|occupation=High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road|appearance=uh.|eye_color=uh|personality=goofy|parents=Gen X youtube short addicts|partner=bingle borb|siblings=Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother|children=Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus|other_relations=Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast}}
{{CatInfobox|name=I´m brinin Eeper back.YEAH 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥|image=Ms eeper gib food.png|caption=The creature|other_names=C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0|breed=Human?...|coat=Skin?|sex=Nah (she/her)|rarity=Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends|occupation=High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road|appearance=Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.|eye_color=uh|personality=goofy|parents=Gen X youtube short addicts|partner=bingle borb|siblings=Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother|children=Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus|other_relations=Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast}}
[[File:Omnom.png|thumb|Little Nommer jumpscare]]
[[File:Omnom.png|thumb|Little Nommer jumpscare]]
<nowiki>#</nowiki>1 Asparagus lover ong. Avid [[Mrs. Eeper]] fan. I really like kittens, they are so goofy and silly.  
<nowiki>#</nowiki>1 Asparagus lover ong. Avid [[Mrs. Eeper]] fan. I really like kittens, they are so goofy and silly.  
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Uhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhh
Im slick as.....ice(?), no matter what Crystal says 💪💪💪💪
Eternal beef with bots, they put the word ´sigma´ into Mr. Edibles feeder page and I didnt notice :skull:
[[File:Evlwly2ri9w01.webp|thumb|325x325px|detos detos detos detos detos detos]]
[[File:Evlwly2ri9w01.webp|thumb|325x325px|detos detos detos detos detos detos]]
I´m Canadian, I have terrible neighbors below me (americans am I right? smh...) Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. '''I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!!''' If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.
I´m Canadian, I have terrible neighbors below me (americans am I right? smh...) Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. '''I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!!''' If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.
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[[File:Yoshi.jpeg.jpg|none|thumb|203x203px|Me asf]]
[[File:Yoshi.jpeg.jpg|none|thumb|203x203px|Me asf]]
Im adopted (real)
Im adopted (real)
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.
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