Cat Enthusiast
Joined 31 May 2024
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{{CatInfobox|name=Uhhh me?|image=200w.gif|caption=Me.|other_names=C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0|breed=Human?...|coat=Skin?|sex=Nah (she/her)|rarity=Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends|occupation=High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road|appearance=Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.|eye_color=uh|personality=goofy|parents=Gen X youtube short addicts|partner=bingle borb|siblings=Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother|children=Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus|other_relations=Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast}}[[File:0114-tbh.gif|frameless | {{CatInfobox|name=Uhhh me?|image=200w.gif|caption=Me.|other_names=C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0|breed=Human?...|coat=Skin?|sex=Nah (she/her)|rarity=Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends|occupation=High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road|appearance=Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.|eye_color=uh|personality=goofy|parents=Gen X youtube short addicts|partner=bingle borb|siblings=Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother|children=Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus|other_relations=Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast}}[[File:0114-tbh.gif|frameless]][[File:Daredevil aaaa.png|thumb|The creature]][[File:Creature.gif|frameless]] | ||
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Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh..... | Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh..... | ||
Begging for like 5 more sandboxes so I can brainstorm some pretty obscure feeders and their cats (I am begging on my non-existant knees). Or maybe 6, idk. | Begging for like 5 more sandboxes so I can brainstorm some pretty obscure feeders and their cats (I am begging on my non-existant knees). Or maybe 6, idk. | ||
Im slick as.....ice(?), no matter what Crystal says 💪💪💪💪 | Im slick as.....ice(?), no matter what Crystal says 💪💪💪💪 | ||
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[[Mr. Cheeks|The GOAT]]: Mr. Cheeks | [[Mr. Cheeks|The GOAT]]: Mr. Cheeks | ||
=== The Solved Mysteries of November 22nd 2024 and the Hammer of Doom === | |||
=== The Solved Mysteries of November 22nd 2024 === | |||
Ms. Puke misgender caught in 4K? Is this real, chat? (edit: ITS REAL OMGGGG Mr. PUKE AND Ms. SLEEPY ARE LOVERS OMG) | Ms. Puke misgender caught in 4K? Is this real, chat? (edit: ITS REAL OMGGGG Mr. PUKE AND Ms. SLEEPY ARE LOVERS OMG) | ||
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AND MS. HONK IS MR. HONK?!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! | AND MS. HONK IS MR. HONK?!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! | ||
AWIK got banned? Real??? R.I.P legend we will see you again someday (tommorow) | |||
[[File:The flight of 87.gif|none|thumb|The flight of 87]] | |||