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{{CatInfobox|name=Me!!!!|image=Bob from nh.jpg|caption=TTTTTTOP OF THE MORNIN YALL LADDIES|other_names=C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0|breed=Human?...|coat=Red leather jacket from Urban Planet|sex=Nah (she/her)|rarity=Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends|occupation=High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road, expert tornado live stream watcher|appearance=weird?|eye_color=bleh|personality=the fog has no personality|parents=Gen X youtube short addicts|partner=bingle borb|siblings=Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother|children=Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus|other_relations=Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast}}
{{CatInfobox|name=Me!!!!|image=Bob from nh.jpg|caption=TTTTTTOP OF THE MORNIN YALL LADDIES|other_names=C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0|breed=Human?...|coat=Red leather jacket from Urban Planet|sex=Nah (she/her)|rarity=Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends|occupation=High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road, expert tornado live stream watcher|appearance=weird?|eye_color=bleh|personality=the fog has no personality|parents=Gen X youtube short addicts|partner=bingle borb|siblings=Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother|children=Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus|other_relations=Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast}}
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[[File:Self explanitory.png|frameless|539x539px]][[File:This is me..jpg|thumb|Bob.]]
[[File:Self explanitory.png|frameless|539x539px]][[File:This is me..jpg|thumb|Bob.]]
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AWIK got banned? Real??? R.I.P legend we will see you again someday (tommorow)
AWIK got banned? Real??? R.I.P legend we will see you again someday (tommorow)
[[File:The flight of 87.gif|none|thumb|The flight of 87]]
== ENTITIES OF 7-11. (Totally not based on another persons page...shout-out to Hernan) ==
[[File:Image_2024-06-10_145839332.png|thumb|188x188px|Asparagus in his airplane form (very dangerous)]]
=== [[Asparagus]], aka Scp-096 ===
Class: Keter
Asparagus takes the form of a small brown tabby kitten who appeared at the 7-11 feeders for a short period of time. Despite his cute face, Asparagus is an extremely dangerous entity, who scares every other entity in his path. Everybody fears him, especially Mr. Inspector, who teleports away from Asparagus every time he saw him. Asparagus breached containment on June 8th, 2024, and nobody has seen him since.
Not much is known about Asparagus´s powers, or how he uses them. However, if he shows up again, he is very dangerous, and must be contained immediatly.
[[File:YouCut_20240607_184442222-ezgif.com-optimize.gif|thumb|Asparagus uses his powers to scare away Mr. Inspector]]
=== Welcome to THE [Hyperlink blocked] BEST WIKI EVER!!!! CATS HOLY MOTHER OF MERCY SO MANY CATS WOOOO ===
We have awesome pages such as...
[[Brother Stare|Stalker,]] [[Mr. Swag|Miles Morales]], [[Victorino Márquez Bustillos]], [[Mr. Fear|Mr. Beast thumbnail]], [[Ms. Weed|Ms. Stoner]], [[Sans]], [[Mrs. Houdini|Dua Lipa]], [[Ms. Toast|Bread]], [[Zuko|Shoto wannabe]], [[Mr. Bigglesworth|Chicken]], [[Mr. Edible|Scp-001]], [[Ms. Lag|The creature]]{{List}}


skibidi uhhh wow what an awesome page. itd be a shame if a walter white confession appeared OH NO YSILHUOUYVDYILDK
== Gallery ==
[[File:Theaaaa.png|thumb|436x436px|My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably oof- oofed by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a mathmatics empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook in Fortnite, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded. I… I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a silly diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small math operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess… I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to read a bedtime story to Fring. The story that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated quitting the grind, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in the fog I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this.I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will oof me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.]]
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File:Mr. Fresh silly.png|[[Mr. Fresh]] Bleeeeeeh
File:Ms. Texas angry.gif|[[Ms. Texas]] slapping [[Mr. Beef]]
File:Mr. Porcupine blep.png|[[Mr. Porcupine]] bleeeeeeeh
File:Bob stare.png|[[Bob]] breaking the fourth wall
File:Wishbone swag.png|[[Mr. Wishbone]] swag
File:AAAAAAAAA.png|[[Daredevil]] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
File:Mr void.gif|[[Mr. Void]] teleporting
File:Bobadoodles.png|[[Rob]]. Just [[Rob]]
File:Eeper turned.png|[[Mrs. Eeper]] turned, staring into the camera. She knows
File:Dog jumpscare.png|A dog at [[Baldie and Carrot's Kitty Academy]]. Hes unnamed for now
File:Ms. Carpet?.png|[[Ms. Camo]] looking adorable
File:Cat on moterbike.png|A cat on a motorbike. This is at a random feeder.
File:Tramp front.png|Dog. The feeder this guy is in is FILLED with dogs
File:Mr. One preach.png|[[Mr. One]] teaching the ways of Brother Calm
File:Meow.camera 4869617878393900762 1731271341182.png|[[Serif]] having a nap
File:The epic silly.png|[[Asparagus]] squintin at da feedor
File:Mlem!.png|[[Mr. One]] Mlemming after being startled by food
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