Mrs. Kirby: Difference between revisions

Do not let her cute face fool you '''Mrs. Kirby's''' territorial behaviour is backed up with an impressive record in paw to paw combat. Before she was nerfed (spayed) she had a around a 30:4 win to loss ratio. This counts slap fights as well as hiss offs and times she has sent a cat running away from her sheer aura. It does not count times where she left the feeder after eating for a while where the cat that was waiting replaced her. She won most of her fights in a single slap or just by showing up. Unlike other cats which recoil and retreat Mrs. Kirby can ignore being slapped. One time [[Mr. Beef]] (the canteens hard-hitter) got the jump on her with a slap but she still won. She sent Mr. Void (The largest cat at the canteen) scampering just by lifting a paw and has won 2 v 1's. However she does have a 1:3 Win to loss ratio against [[Mr. Puke]] and lost a hiss off to [[Mrs. Island]]. Since being neutered she has become less aggressive and territorial and has suffered 2 mores losses (One to Lil' Puke). She definitely could solo most verses no diff. She still can't defeat this thing called schizophrenia tho.[[File:Kirbyabove.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby seen from above. You can see the Kirby-shaped blobs on her back.|none]]