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-[[File:Tgb_side.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile]]
+[[File:Tgb_side.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile. He is truly a force to be reckoned with]]
 '''The Gluttonous Beast''' ''(also called as Mr. Glutton and Mr. Speed)'' is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with ''an average of '''2-3 munches per second''' (averaging to 150 munches per minute).'' He is the ''fastest and longest lasting'' ''kibble destroyer'' to be spotted in [[Happy Canteen|Mr. Fresh's Feeder]]. He won as the '''most favorite cat''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 1st and 2nd Weekly Poll.''
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 == Behavior ==
-The Gluttonous Beast devours food. He only cares about kibble and will search for and devour it in a matter of seconds. He has been known to horrify multiple cats with his gluttony. The Gluttonous Beast, or TGB for short, seems to only appear once per day.  TGB also has not been observed to make any sounds while eating other than munching. Despite his small appearance, TGB is very gluttonous and can eat longer and faster than any other cat. He will also leave no stone unturned and will attempt to eat treats or kibble left on the floor. Despite being extremely gluttonous, TGB is very attentive, always peering to the sides to make sure no other cat is lurking.
+The Gluttonous Beast devours food. He only cares about kibble and will search for and devour it in a matter of seconds. He has been known to horrify multiple cats with his gluttony. The Gluttonous Beast, or TGB for short, seems to only appear once per day. TGB also has not been observed to make any sounds while eating other than munching, in fact at times so focused on his kibble that he will not address  other competitors around him. However, although  being extremely gluttonous, TGB is very attentive, always peering to the sides to make sure no other cat is lurking. Despite his small appearance, TGB is very gluttonous and can eat longer and faster than any other cat. He will also leave no stone unturned and will attempt to eat treats or kibble left on the floor. His ability to search, identify, and destroy kibble is incredible that even the most powerful military commanders are finding it impossible.
 == Appearance ==
-The Gluttonous Beast has big orange patches on his back with one orange spot on the top. He also has 2 smaller conjoined spots on his neck. His face can be identified due to his gounds ''(eye discharge)''. He also has a shorter tail.
+The Gluttonous Beast has big orange patches on his back with one orange spot on the top. He also has 2 smaller conjoined spots on his neck. His face can be identified due to his gounds ''(eye discharge)''. He also has a shorter tail. His gluttony, demeanor, roundness, and face make him instantly recognizable.
-[[File:Gluttonous beast back photo.png|thumb|The whole body appearance of the Gluttonous beast, showing their back.|none]]
+[[File:Gluttonous beast back photo.png|thumb|The whole body appearance of The Gluttonous Beast, showing his back.|none]]
 == Notable sightings ==
 [[File:Cornered.png|thumb|A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. One]]]]
-* '''February 5th, 2024:''' He was first spotted on 8:30 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes.
+* '''February 5th, 2024:''' The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted on 8:30 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes.
-* '''February 6th, 2024:''' In his second sighting, The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 8 AM (Local Feeder Time). The same day, his third sighting was on 10:25 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of [[Mrs. Kirby]].
+* '''February 6th, 2024:''' In his second sighting, The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 8 AM (Local Feeder Time). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third sighting was on 10:25 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of [[Mrs. Kirby]].
 * '''February 7th, 2024:''' In his fourth appearance on 10 AM (Local Feeder Time), he only got to eat for an estimated 6 minutes, due to being cornered by two cats, [[Mr. One]] and [[Mr. Puke]].
 * '''February 8th, 2024:''' In his fifth appearance on 10 AM (Local Feeder Time), he ate for around 13 minutes.
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 [[File:Imagefam.png|thumb|[[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy]] eating while The Gluttonous Beast waits for his turn.|left]]
-* '''February 9th, 2024:''' Before his sixth appearance on 10 AM (Local Feeder Time), [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy]] let TGB get his turn and he ate for15 minutes until an unknown entity and a cat similar to [[Mr. Snoob]] showed up and he got disrupted.
+* '''February 9th, 2024:''' Before his sixth appearance on 10 AM (Local Feeder Time), [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy]] let TGB get his rightful turn, where TGB  ate for15 minutes until an unknown entity and a cat similar to [[Mr. Snoob]] showed up and he got disrupted.
 * '''February 10th, 2024:''' He was once spotted again in the morning, [[Ms. Kirby|slapping Ms. Kirby]] and ate for an estimated 17 minutes.
 * '''February 11th, 2024:''' On the morning, he was assaulted by [[Mr. Crunch|Mr. Crunch.]]
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 <gallery>
 File:The Gluttonous Beast.jpg|The Sin Of Gluttony Devours.
-File:Tgb.vs.kirby.jpg|The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby
+File:Tgb.vs.kirby.jpg|The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby.
 File:Thebeast2.gif|The Gluttonous Beast either choking, aggressively eating or trying to remove a stuck kibble in his teeth. (click to see gif)
 File:Gluttonousbody.png|The Gluttonous Beast looking deceptively small and cute considering his massive appetite.
-File:TGB.png|The beast himself
+File:TGB.png|The beast himself. All who come across him - cat or man, fear him.
-File:Poorbeast.png|The beast being tackled by a heartless [[Mr. Crunch]]
+File:Poorbeast.png|The beast being tackled by a heartless [[Mr. Crunch]]. The International Criminal Court is looking for this criminal.
-File:Child abuse.gif|(GIF, click to see it) TGB being beaten by [[Mr. Crunch]].
+File:Child abuse.gif|(GIF, click to see it) TGB being beaten by [[Mr. Crunch]]. TGB needs to train and increase his size to fight off this foe.
 File:TGB-eating-canned-food.png|TGB is diligently cleaning canned food
 File:Tgb kirby hiss.png|The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby, part 2
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 File:He knows no bounds.png|TGB does not abide by the laws of man, as such he steps into the feeder to engorge himself.
 File:Cronch.webp|The beast mid-cronch on the 9th of March.
-File:Tgb eating off of floor.png|The Beast showing no regard for cleanliness, eating off the floor like a heathen.
+File:Tgb eating off of floor.png|The Beast showing no regard for cleanliness, eating off the floor like a heathen. May God have mercy on us, as without him TGB is unstoppable.
 </gallery>
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