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-{{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, [[Mr. Fear]] (speculated)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers.|personality=Hungry, Very Hungry|first_sighting=January 30, 2024
+{{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, [[Mr. Fear]] (speculated + debunked)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers.|personality=Hungry, Very Hungry|first_sighting=January 30, 2024
-:18 PM (LFT)|other_relations=Hates [[Mrs. Kirby]]
+:18 PM (LFT)|other_relations=[[Mrs. Kirby]] (Arch enemy)
 Rivalry with [[Mr. Beetle]]}}
 [[File:Tgb_side.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile. He is truly a force to be reckoned with]]
 [[File:TGB reappears at the feeder to display his gluttony.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast displays once again that his hunger and greed are unmatched.]]
-'''The Gluttonous Beast''' ''(also called as Mr. Glutton or Mr. Speed)'' is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with ''an average of '''2-3 munches per second''' (averaging to 150 munches per minute).'' He is the ''fastest and longest lasting'' ''kibble destroyer'' to be spotted in [[Happy Canteen|Mr. Fresh's Feeder]]. He won as the '''Most Favorite Cat''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 1st-3rd Weekly Poll'', before dropping to '''2nd place''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 4th Weekly Poll.''
+'''The Gluttonous Beast''' ''(also called Mr. Glutton or Mr. Speed)'' is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with ''an average of '''2-3 munches per second''' (averaging to 150 munches per minute).'' He is the ''fastest and longest lasting'' ''kibble destroyer'' to be spotted in [[Happy Canteen|Mr. Fresh's Feeder]]. He won as the '''Most Favorite Cat''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 1st-3rd Weekly Poll'', before dropping to '''2nd place''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 4th Weekly Poll.''
 His first appearance on the global community was at 08:30 AM (LFT) on February 05, 2024.
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 [[File:Gluttonous beast back photo.png|thumb|The whole body appearance of The Gluttonous Beast, showing his back.|none]]
 == Sightings ==
-[[File:Cornered.png|thumb|A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats [[Mr. Puke|Ms. Puke]] and [[Mr. One]]]]
+[[File:Cornered.png|thumb|A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats. ([[Ms. Puke]] and [[Mr. One]])]]
 === February 2024 ===
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 * '''April 21, 2024:''' At around 12:09 PM (LFT) TGB waited outside the feeder for [[Ms. Warn]] to finish eating. He then proceeded to devour kibble and snacks for over ten minutes.
 * '''April 23, 2024:''' At 11:53 PM (LFT) TGB began a quest to clear out the feeder as much as he could. Meowing from outside did not dissuade his munching. He devoured his food for an impressive 13 minutes
-* '''April 24, 2024:'''  At around 12:09 AM (LFT) TGB ate for about 5 minutes, taking one break in between to reevaluate his life decisions, before gorging himself on more. What a beast. At around 08:40 PM (LFT) TGB graced onlookers with his presence after the cameras on the re-stream were brought back online. The glorious beast devoured [[Mt. Kibble]] and [[Mount Snibble|Mt. Snibble]] for 12 whole minutes before getting scarred by people stocking up the feeder, not being sure which way to exit. Until [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] arrived in which TGB made a stealthy exit. Not only is he powerful in destruction he is now stealthy too, what a glorious being
-* '''April 29, 2024:''' Around 12:00 AM (LFT) TGB was spotted hanging out by the entrance of the feeder while [[Mrs. Kirby]] was munching. In a (literally) stunning maneuver the Beast tripped himself and somersaulted onto the floor, where he lay frozen on his back for nearly a minute. A baffled Mrs. Kirby made her exit and once he realized the coast was clear, TGB attempted to right himself up and climbed up to the feeder. He munched for nine minutes before leaving.
+* '''April 24, 2024:'''  At around 12:09 AM (LFT) TGB ate for about 5 minutes, taking one break in between to reevaluate his life decisions, before gorging himself on more. What a beast. At around 08:40 PM (LFT) TGB graced onlookers with his presence after the cameras on the re-stream were brought back online. The glorious beast devoured [[Mt. Kibble]] and [[Mount Snibble|Mt. Snibble]] for 12 whole minutes before getting scarred by people stocking up the feeder, not being sure which way to exit. Until [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] arrived in which TGB made a stealthy exit. Not only is he powerful in destruction he is now stealthy too, what a glorious being.
+* '''April 29, 2024:''' Around 12:00 AM (LFT) TGB was spotted hanging out by the entrance of the feeder while [[Mrs. Kirby]] was munching. In a (literally) stunning manoeuvre the Beast tripped himself and somersaulted onto the floor, where he lay frozen on his back for nearly a minute. A baffled Mrs. Kirby made her exit and once he realized the coast was clear, TGB attempted to right himself up and climbed up to the feeder. He munched for nine minutes before leaving.
 * '''April 30, 2024:''' Around 11:00 PM (LFT) TGB was spotted munching at the feeder like he always does eating for approx. 12 minutes. He was being a very clean boy as he decided to assist [[Mr. Janitor]]'s quest to keep the feeder clean by munching some of the food on the floor. However he made a light speed escape maneuver when [[Mr. Crunch]] decided that he wished to keep the floor covered in food and scared TGB away. Poor little guy.
+[[File:Tgbfreak.gif|thumb|TGB performing his flopping manoeuvre, baffling [[Mrs. Kirby]] ]]
 === May 2024 ===
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 File:The beast sighting.png|TGB spotted eating (like a beast) on the 23rd of March
 File:Tgbislarge.png|As of 25/03/24, TGB is much larger than before
-File:TGBarn.jpeg|TGB is as big as a barn
+File:TGBarn.jpeg|TGB is as big as a barn, or some barns are as big as TBG. We will never truly know.
 File:Flipped over TGB.Png|The Gluttonous Beast gets Flipped over
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-{{CFHC}}
+{{HCCF}}
 [[Category:Cats]]
 [[Category:Males]]
 [[Category:Orange]]
+[[Category:Happy Canteen]]