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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange Tabby Cat|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Food Waster, Piss master, Bioterrorist.|appearance=Really similar to [[Mr. Fresh]], but he's not spicier to look at|personality=Sassy and pissy|first_sighting=February 8th, 2024|partner=[[Ms. Angel]]|other_relations=In [[The Piss Alliance]] with [[Mr. Chicken]] and maybe [[Mr. Fresh]] too}}

'''Mr. Piss''', that flaming orange catastrophe, decided February 29th wasn't chaotic enough. At precisely 4:20 PM EST, this feline felon declared war on the cat food dispenser, christening it with a golden shower. Not content with his culinary terrorism, Mr. Piss then launched into a full-blown, off-screen brawl with multiple rivals. What a freaking jerkface! This act of epic disrespect didn't just stink up the litter box of the internet, it went viral. From the cesspool of TikTok to the ashes of Twitter, from YouTube to the flaming dumpster fire of Fox News, Mr. Piss's reign of terror spread like wildfire.  

As of the time of writing, he has been documented pissing in the feeder a total of 3 times.  

He is an orange cat and his defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for [[Mr. Beef]], not because they look anything alike, but because Mr. Piss is also very rude.

=== February ===

* '''February 8th, 2024:''' Known as his first known sighting.

* '''February 13th, 2024''' around 19:11 (CET) approached [[Little Scraggly Guy]] and growled at him while eating

=== March ===

* '''March 1st, 2024''': At 12:53 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time

* '''March 6th, 2024''': At 8:53 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short time and then pissing a little in the feeder

* '''March 7th, 2024:''' At 9:59 AM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was on the ground about to enter the feeder while [[Mr. Rev]] was inside. [[Mr. Rev]] screamed at him but Mr. Piss didn't care and slowly entered the feeder and calmly ate while [[Mr. Rev]] was still yowling quietly. After about a minute, [[Mr. Rev]] gave up and left.

* '''March 9th, 2024:''' At 1:19 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a second time.

* '''March 13th, 2024:''' At 9:20 AM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss arrived with [[Mr. Wishbone]]. He ate for several minutes while [[Mr. Wishbone]] patiently waited for his turn. He then left alone without committing any heinous acts (for now).

* '''March 14th, 2024:''' At 10:58 AM (local feeder time), Mr. Piss arrived and ate some snack. Before entering the feeder, there were cats growling outside.  It was impossible to see who, but it is possible it was Mr. Piss being mean.  [[Mr. Bean]] had just finished eating, so it may have been with him.  Mid-way through his feast, food was dispensed, and Mr. Piss looked very offended.  He did not resume eating until it was finished being dispensed.

* '''March 21st, 2024:''' At 7:22 AM (local feeder time), Mr. Piss enjoying a snack, constantly watching out behind him for unknown reasons. Was done snacking 4 minutes later.

* '''March 21st, 2024:''' At around 10:55 PM (local feeder time), Mr. Piss began ravenously munching, getting snacked a few times in the process, while [[Ms. Chess]] politely waited behind him. After approximately 10 minutes, he began growling and slapped [[Ms. Chess]], causing both to run outside.

* '''March 25th 2024:''' Seen eating for several minutes, starting around 2:40 AM LFT. Lights kept going out, but he persevered.

=== April ===

* '''April 2nd, 2024:''' Arriving around 01:26 (LFT), Mr. Piss ate for roughly ten minutes, sometimes looking around him.

* '''April 3rd, 2024:''' Around 3:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a third time, showing he is not one to give up his title. [[Ms. Camo]] was the first victim, eating at the feeder next in line after Mr. Piss.

* '''April 10th, 2024:''' Around 2:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted beefing with presumably Ms. Kirby who was outside the feeder trying to get in. But Mr. Piss wasn't done eating.

File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711305885903.png|thumb|154x154px|Mr. Piss seen eating way up close

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[[Category:Orange]]