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-{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl|coat=Orange Tabby Cat|sex=Male|occupation=Pretending to be Mr. Fresh, peeing in feeder|appearance=Really similar to Mr. Fresh, but he's not spicier to look at|personality=Sassy and pissy|first_sighting=February 8th, 2024|partner=None|children=None|other_relations=In the Piss Alliance with Mr. Chicken and maybe Mr. Fresh too}}
+{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Mackerel Tabby|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon (1 in 4)|occupation=Food Waster, Piss master, Bioterrorist, Biological hazard, Domestic Terrorist, Professional Pisser, Fugitive.|appearance=Really similar to [[Mr. Fresh]], but he's not spicier to look at.|personality=Sassy and PISSy, likes to brawl|first_sighting=February 8th, 2024|partner=[[Ms. Angel]]|other_relations=In [[The Piss Alliance]] with [[Mr. Chicken]] and maybe [[Mr. Fresh]] too}}
-[[File:Image 2024-02-04 215540579.png|thumb|there is no god, only piss ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KQQgUR4y3U watch])|288x288px]]
+'''Mr. Piss''', the flaming orange catastrophe, decided February 29th wasn't chaotic enough. At precisely 04:20 AM (LFT), this feline felon declared war on the cat food dispenser, christening it with a golden shower. Not content with his culinary terrorism, Mr. Piss then launched into a full-blown, off-screen brawl with multiple rivals. What a flipping scoundrel! This act of epic disrespect didn't just stink up the litter box of the internet, it went viral. From the cesspool of TikTok to the ashes of Twitter, from YouTube to the flaming dumpster fire of Fox News, Mr. Piss's reign of terror spread like wildfire.
-'''Mr. Piss''', (AKA [https://streetcat.wiki/index.php?title=Fresh_Impostor&redirect=no Fresh Imposter]) is an all-orange cat. At approximately February 4th 4:20PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to take a small pee into the feeder. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with another cat off-screen. What an inconsiderate lad.
-As of 2/6/24 12:54 AM EST, Mr. Piss hasn't pissed since the original incident.
+"Piss off!" - Mr. Piss
+As of the time of writing, he has been documented pissing in the feeder a total of 4 times.
+He won as the '''2nd most favorite cat''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) (February 2024)''
 == Behavior ==
-He is a common cat and his defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for [[Mr. Beef]], not because they look anything alike but because Mr. Piss is also a complete asshole.
+His defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for [[Mr. Beef]], not because they look anything alike, but because Mr. Piss is also very rude.
-This Mad Lad just pissed all over the feeder
+Mr. Piss has shown contempt for other cats without provocation and should be considered armed and at least slightly dangerous when it comes to pissing.
 == Appearance ==
-He is mistaken for many other cats for being mostly orange, but what is unique about him is that he's completely orange (although his paws and chin are slightly white tinted). Also, his right ear is snipped in the outer side.
+He is often mistaken for many other cats for being mostly orange, but what is unique about him is that he has zero white spotting, a round face, and his right ear has a scar (that is mistaken for a TNR ear-tip).
+Mr. Piss can easily be confused with [[Mr. Normal]], but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them.
 [[File:Comparison4.jpg|none|thumb|402x402px|Comparison of Mr. Piss and [[Fresh Impostor]]]]
 == Sightings ==
-{{SectionStub}}
+=== February 2024 ===
+* '''February 08, 2024:''' Known as his first known sighting.
+* '''February 14, 2024:''' At around 01:11 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss approached [[Little Scraggly Guy]] and growled at him while eating.
+=== March 2024 ===
+* '''March 01, 2024''': At 12:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time.
+* '''March 06, 2024''': At 08:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short time and then pissing a little in the feeder.
+* '''March 07, 2024:''' At 09:59 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was on the ground about to enter the feeder while [[Mr. Rev]] was inside. [[Mr. Rev]] screamed at him but Mr. Piss didn't care and slowly entered the feeder and calmly ate while [[Mr. Rev]] was still yowling quietly. After about a minute, [[Mr. Rev]] gave up and left.
+* '''March 09, 2024:''' At 01:19 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a second time.
+* '''March 13, 2024:''' At 09:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss arrived with [[Mr. Wishbone]]. He ate for several minutes while [[Mr. Wishbone]] patiently waited for his turn. He then left alone without committing any heinous acts (for now).
+* '''March 14, 2024:''' At 10:58 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss arrived and ate some snack. Before entering the feeder, there were cats growling outside.  It was impossible to see who, but it is possible it was Mr. Piss being mean.  [[Mr. Bean]] had just finished eating, so it may have been with him.  Mid-way through his feast, food was dispensed, and Mr. Piss looked very offended.  He did not resume eating until it was finished being dispensed.
+* '''March 21, 2024:''' At 07:22 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss enjoying a snack, constantly watching out behind him for unknown reasons. Was done snacking 4 minutes later.
+* '''March 21, 2024:''' At around 10:55 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss began ravenously munching, getting snacked a few times in the process, while [[Ms. Chess]] politely waited behind him. After approximately 10 minutes, he began growling and slapped [[Ms. Chess]], causing both to run outside.
+* '''March 25 2024:''' At around 02:40 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating for several minutes. Lights kept going out, but he persevered.
+=== April 2024 ===
+* '''April 02, 2024:''' Arriving around 01:26 (LFT), Mr. Piss ate for roughly ten minutes, sometimes looking around him.
+* '''April 03, 2024:''' Around 03:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a third time, showing he is not one to give up his title. [[Ms. Camo]] was the first victim, eating at the feeder next in line after Mr. Piss.
+* '''April 10, 2024:''' Around 02:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted beefing with presumably [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] who was outside the feeder trying to get in. But Mr. Piss wasn't done eating.
+=== '''May 2024''' ===
+* '''May 09, 2024:''' At around 09:14 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen gobbling some kibble. It seems he may have put on weight.
+* '''May 27, 2024:''' At 10:16 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was eating then he pees on the food and leaves. He seems to be missing some fur on his left ear.
+=== '''June 2024''' ===
+* '''June 9, 2024:'''  At 03:20 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating some kibble.
+{{Sighting Disclaimer}}
 == Catspiracy Theory ==
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 == Gallery ==
 <gallery>
-File:TNRNotchPiss.png|Mr. Piss' TNR notch
+File:TNRNotchPiss.png|Mr. Piss from the side showing his ear scar
-File:Mr piss ear.png|Another look at his snipped ear
+File:Mr piss ear.png|Another look at his ear
 File:Mrpiss2.png|Mr. Piss' face
 File:Mr. Piss.png|Mr. Piss right before he committed his ultimate wrath
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 File:MrBrawlMrJerkswipe.png|Mr. Piss beating up the poor [[Little Scraggly Guy]]
 File:Mr piss mogs.png|Mr. Piss mogs.
+File:Mrpissvsmrnormal.png|Comparison of Mr. Piss and [[Mr. Normal]]'s stripes
+File:Soggypiss.png|Soggy Mr. Piss (probably fell into pond)
+File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711305885903.png|Mr. Piss seen eating way up close
+File:Brawlapproach.png|Mr. Piss stalking [[Mr. Doom]].
 </gallery>
+{{HCCF}}
-{{Cat Footer}}
 [[Category:Cats]]
 [[Category:Orange]]
+[[Category:Males]]
+[[Category:Happy Canteen]]