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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Latency|image=Mr Latency.png|caption=Mr. Latency is a bit slow|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange tabby, an entirely orange feline with no white visible on his coat.|sex=Male (presumed)|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Internet provider|personality=S l o w|first_sighting=May 15th, 2024
{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Latency|image=Mr Latency.png|caption=Mr. Latency is a bit slow|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Mackerel Tabby|sex=Male (presumed)|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Internet provider|personality=S l o w|first_sighting=May 15th, 2024
04:10 AM (LFT).}}  
04:10 AM (LFT).}}  


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== Behavior ==
== Behavior ==
[[File:Mr Latency slow.gif|thumb|339x339px|Mr. Latency stares off into space as snacks are dispensed.]]
[[File:Mr Latency slow.gif|thumb|339x339px|Mr. Latency stares off into space as snacks are dispensed. (GIF)]]
'''Mr. Latency''' is a typical orange cat, with little brains and a big tummy. He can often be seen at the feeder eating kibble, which he seems to prefer. On one of his very first sightings, Mr. Latency ignored some snacks that fell right in front of him- which he was named after. He can often be seen waiting patiently at the dispenser for other cats to finish eating so he can clean up.  
'''Mr. Latency''' is a typical orange cat, with little brains and a big tummy. He can often be seen at the feeder eating kibble, which he seems to prefer. On one of his very first sightings, Mr. Latency ignored some snacks that fell right in front of him- which he was named after. He can often be seen waiting patiently at the dispenser for other cats to finish eating so he can clean up.  


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== Sightings ==
== Sightings ==
=== May 2024 ===
=== May 2024 ===
* '''May 15, 2024:''' At around 04:10 AM (LFT) Mr. Latency was first spotted cleaning up the feeder early in the morning. He was first mistaken for [[Mx. Creamsicle|Mx. Creamsicle.]]  
* '''May 15, 2024:''' At around 4:10 AM (LFT) Mr. Latency was first spotted cleaning up the feeder early in the morning. He was first mistaken for [[Mx. Creamsicle|Mx. Creamsicle.]]  
* '''May 15, 2024:''' At 07:40 PM (LFT) Mr. Latency was spotted at the feeder again, licking up kibble.  
** At 7:40 PM (LFT) Mr. Latency was spotted at the feeder again, licking up kibble.
* '''May 17, 2024:''' Around 05:30 AM (LFT), he was seen at the feeder cleaning up the leftover kibble, as snacks were dispensed he just stared into space before continuing on with his kibble.  
* '''May 17, 2024:''' Around 5:30 AM (LFT), he was seen at the feeder cleaning up the leftover kibble, as snacks were dispensed he just stared into space before continuing on with his kibble.
* '''May 28, 2024:''' Mr. Latency, [[Mr. Cardboard]], and [[Mx. Creamsicle]] all appeared around 8:30 AM (LFT.) Mr. Latency got a drink of water while [[Mx. Creamsicle]] waited for some fresh food to be dropped.
* '''May 28, 2024:''' Mr. Latency, [[Mr. Cardboard]], and [[Mx. Creamsicle]] all appeared around 8:30 AM (LFT.) Mr. Latency got a drink of water while [[Mx. Creamsicle]] waited for some fresh food to be dropped.
* '''May 31, 2024:''' At 9:14 AM (LFT)
=== June 2024 ===
* '''June 2, 2024:''' At 4:20 PM (LFT)
* '''June 3, 2024:''' Around 5:30 AM (LFT) Mr. Latency got some early breakfast, ignoring fresh dropped snacks as usual, before moving on with his morning.
* '''June 6, 2024:''' At 8:54 PM (LFT)
* '''June 15, 2024:''' At 6:44 PM (LFT)
=== July 2024 ===
* '''July 28, 2024:''' At 7:25 AM (LFT) Mr. Latency appeared at the feeder, slow to process as ever. He stared straight ahead as kibble was dispensed before continuing to eat without acknowledging the fresh kibble. 
* '''July 30, 2024:''' At 9:26 AM (LFT) Mr. Latency approached the feeder, as it was dark, and hungrily gobbled down some left over kibble. Fresh kibble was graciously dispensed for him from a viewer- however he just kept on eating; not a thank you in sight.




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