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'''Mrs. Kirby''' is a common visitor to the [[Happy Canteen|Happy Canteen.]] She is known for her cute face and distinct back markings, which look like Kirby.  

She is also known for being the most dominant cat, picking fights with everyone, including [[Mr. Fresh]] himself, earning her a "Queen" status.

== Behavior ==

Mrs. Kirby is a feisty cat, as she sees the feeder as her territory. If she finds another cat eating when she comes in, she kicks them out immediately, often using violence. The only cat for whom she showed mercy was [[The Gluttonous Beast]], because he was still a kitten. She did let him know that she was really mad, though.

== Appearance ==

=== February 2024 ===

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* '''February 07, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby attacked [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]], causing her to scream in terror and run away.

* '''February 08, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby had a fight with [[Mr. Piss]] and somehow won.

* '''February 22, 2024:''' She was spotted again and ate briefly, staring at the camera several times.

* '''February 23, 2024:''' At 02:50 AM (LFT), she was spotted waiting for her turn at the feeder before scaring off [[Mr. Bald]]. The same day at 10:10 AM (LFT), she was spotted cautiously walking up to the feeder to get some snacks.

* '''February 25, 2024:''' Around 05:01 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 4 minutes, then was scared off by something under the feeder.

* '''February 27, 2024:''' Around 01:14 AM (LFT), she appeared and ate out of a very full [[Mount Kibble]] for around 7 minutes, heard another cat and ran away. The same day at 06:42 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes, then left.

* '''February 28, 2024:''' At 10:31 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 5 minutes, then left.

* '''February 29, 2024:''' At around 11:00 PM (LFT), she showed up when [[Mr. Doom]] was eating, and waited patiently while he finished his meal. [[Mr. Doom]] hissed at her, then continued to eat, then he left.

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=== March 2024 ===

* '''March 04, 2024:''' Around 05:39 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby got into a stare-off with [[Mr. Beef]], who attempted to slap her while she was eating, but was too afraid to do so. The same day at 11:17 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was sighted at the feeder.

* '''March 05, 2024:''' Around 12:52 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby scared off an orange cat (identity unknown), before taking her place at the feeder.

* '''March 09, 2024''': Around 07:16 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was attacked by [[Mr. Beef]], but she retaliated and chased him out of the feeder. Shortly after, Mrs. Kirby threatened [[Ms. Chess]] and prevented her from going inside.

* '''March 12, 2024''': Around 07:46 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate a little kibble and chicken snacks, sat for a bit and left.

* '''March 17, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby was spotted at around 12:41 AM (LFT), after scaring away another cat. She took munches as someone dropped her many chicken snacks and left at 12:44 AM (LFT).

* '''March 20, 2024:''' Arriving to scare off [[Mr. Fat]] at 08:56 AM (LFT), she began to munch on some snacks, flouting several cats who dared interrupt her feeding. She ate for 8 minutes, departing at 09:04 AM (LFT).

* '''March 24, 2024:''' At around 12:00 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was spotted alternating between eating kibble and chicken snacks. She left at 12:08 AM (LFT). At around 04:50 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby had a several minute long stand off with [[Dr. Smudge]], including two swipes at him. After he left, she began to indulge in both kibble and snacks for several minutes before leaving.

* '''March 26, 2024:''' At 05:10 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby stopped for a quick nibble.

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=== April 2024 ===

* '''April 12, 2024:''' At 08:45 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was sighted eating some kibble at the [[Happy Canteen]] feeder.

* '''April 17, 2024:''' At around 04:27 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating ferociously for around 3 minutes, before becoming very confused or scared of something behind her, and leaving.

* '''April 19, 2024:''' At around 12:57 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating mainly chicken, looking paranoid for a small amount of time. She was seen with what appears to be a small gash on her forehead. She was seen again at around 05:53 PM (LFT).

* '''April 25, 2024:''' At around 01:20 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby brutally attacked [[Ms. Chess]] while she was eating. After scaring off her competition, Mrs. Kirby proceeded to eat for a few minutes before leaving.

* '''April 27, 2024:''' At 01:20 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate for around 5 minutes while being watched by [[Mr. Egg]], before leaving.

* '''April 30, 2024:''' At roughly 04:46 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby approached and began her feast. [[Mr. Void]] had the audacity to interrupt her about a minute later, but Mrs. Kirby only had to lift her paw ever so slightly to send Mr. Void scampering. A couple minutes later, Mrs. Kirby stepped away. At 08:20 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby approached the feeder and began another feast. She stayed for 9 minutes before leaving at approximately 08:29 AM (LFT).

[[File:Kirby forming a thought.png|thumb|204x204px|Mrs. Kirby close to forming a thought]]

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=== May 2024 ===

* '''May 19, 2024:''' At around 5:05 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating at [[Happy Canteen]]. She stayed for a long while and ate a lot, it seems she was very very hungry! She only left when [[Ms. Puke]] came to take her place.  

* '''May 21, 2024:''' She appeared around 07:55 AM (LFT) and started eating the kibble, being very weary of the voices.

* '''May 22, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby arrived at the canteen around 01:33 AM (LFT) scaring off [[Mr. Wishbone]], about 4 minutes later, just as the ever hungry queen of the canteen was done with the snacks... more of them dropped in! Mrs. Kirby had a few more bites before leaving with one more treat in her mouth.

* '''May 22, 2024:''' at around 02:26 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibble, Once she was done eating she was hesitating which way to go untill eventually leaving. At 02:30 AM (LFT) She returned from the other entrance and ate more kibble untill [[Mr. Sus]] takes a look at her from outside the feeder, Mrs. Kirby looks nervous, hesitates again and leaves.

* '''May 24, 2024:''' at a unknown time, Mrs. Kirby was spotted eating kibble, before shortly leaving. She was seen eating for less than 2 minutes.

* '''May 26, 2024:''' At 11:45 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby suddenly appeared behind an unknown tabby cat, possibly [[Mr. Beetle|Mr. beetle.]] Which startled the tabby and made it hiss at Mrs. Kirby. The cat went away after. Mrs. Kirby decided to take a snack from the feeder afterwards. At 11:47 PM (LFT). She was spotted hissing at something, continuing to eat afterwards until 11:52 PM (LFT) where she was startled away by an unknown orange and white cat.

[[File:Ms. Inception slapped by Ms. Kirby.gif|thumb|[[Ms. Inception]] slapped by Ms. Kirby]]

* '''May 27, 2024:''' At 05:31 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby quietly entered frame while [[Ms. Inception]] was a minute in her eating session. After stalking her prey for only a few seconds she went in for the slap, Ms. Kirby gave a direct punch to the gut of [[Ms. Inception]] who then hurried away and letting Ms. Kirby bask in her win. Ms. Kirby ate for another 6 minutes and went to gloat about her victory in the park.

* '''May 28, 2024:''' At 08:08 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was wandering in front of the Happy Canteen, where [[Mr. Wishbone]] was eating peacefully. She then made a shocking leap towards nowhere and then scared him from behind the feeder. After Mr. Wishbone fled, Mrs. Kirby proceeded to bask in the delight of another victory and eating the kibble until leaving at 08:15 PM (LFT).

* '''May 29, 2024:''' Around 06:10 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby, left unopposed, partook in a lengthy munching streak lasting several minutes. On the same day at around 15:13 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby approached [[Ms. Loop]] and (presumably) [[Mr. Lung]], who both skedaddled after sensing the sheer unrivaled power of Mrs. Kirby. After this, Mrs. Kirby proceeded to bask in her glory once again while eating some kibble until leaving at around 15:22 PM (LFT). At 18:57 PM (LFT) Ms. Kirby stared at [[Mrs. Princess]] until she left. Ms. Kirby ate until 19:03 PM (LFT) when she left.

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=== June 2024 ===

* '''June 23, 2024:''' Around 1:20 PM. Seen in Happy Canteen

* '''June 30, 2024:''' 1st sighting: At 9:30 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby munched on kibble for 8 minutes before leaving. 2nd sighting: At 7:24 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby came right after [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]]. She ate for 5 minutes, before hesitating to leave, then left.

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=== July 2024 ===

* '''July 12, 2024:''' At 16:56 (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen munching and crunching some kibble at the [[Happy Canteen]] feeder. She appeared again at 17:21 (LFT), nervously walking into the feeder. Mrs. Kirby sniffed on the kibble a bit, only taking small munches. She stares at the camera for a few seconds, waiting for donations but with none coming, she quietly left the feeder at 17:24 (LFT)

* '''July 13, 2024:''' At 8:19 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived at the feeder and became to munch on kibble. [[Mrs. Island]] then appeared at 8:21 PM (LFT) and had a verbal argument with Mrs. Kirby. Mrs. Kirby seemed to be on the losing side and was surprisingly chased away at 8:32 PM (LFT).

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File:Ms kirby punch.png|Mrs. Kirby hits [[Ms. Chess]] with a left hook.

File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1713863734417.png|Mrs. Kirby being a silly girl (dont fall for those stupid eyes )

File:Kirby being bamboozled by nothing .gif|Kirby being bamboozled by nothing (GIF)

File:BlepingMrs.Kirby.png|Blep (The horrid creature attempts to garner the trust of its viewers)

File:Ms kirby 1000 yard stare.PNG|Mrs. Kirby looking like she just witnessed something horrible.

File:Ms. Kirby and the voices.gif|Mrs. Kirby and the voices. (GIF)

File:Stare-glare.png|Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera while loafing.

File:Kirby egg.png|Mrs. Kirby loafing, making her shaped like an egg. (Presumably pregnant.)

File:2-24-24 size.png|Mrs. Kirby's stomach size as of 2/24/24. (Late stage pregnancy.)

File:Kirby glare.gif|Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera like the voices came back. (GIF)

File:Mskirbywaiting.png|She knows what you did.

File:Cautiouskirby.png|Mrs Kirby looking cautious after scaring away another cat

File:2024-03-21 07-33-29.png|suprised Mrs. Kirby

File:Mrs. Kirby March 22 2024.png|Mrs. Kirby seen on March 22 2024, much skinnier.

File:Kirbysmall.png|Mrs. Kirby after giving birth. (A lot more skinnier)

File:2024-03-21 07-29-21.png|She looks at us like she's unhappy with us.

File:Kirby voices.png|Mrs. Kirby staring at the camera like [[Mr. Snack]]

File:Mrs. Kirby is watching you.png|Mrs. Kirby is watching you (she knows what you did)

File:The voices came back.gif|The voices came back (GIF)

File:Oh god what happened to kirby.png|the possesion of Mrs.kirby (scary alert)

File:A very Hungry Mrs. Kirby.gif|A very hungry Mrs. Kirby (GIF)

File:Mrs. kirby .png|Mrs. Kirby after the voices

File:Mr kirby looking like a silly little nerd.PNG|Mrs. Kirby looking like a nerd while holding a treat in her mouth.

File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1717515558891.png|kirby again with the voices

File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1717515599166.png|get ahold of your eyes girl!!

File:Kirby during the famine .jpg|Ms. Kirby desperately trying to get food from the empty feeder during the [[The Exploration Era|famine of June]]

File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1717688408823.png|kirby blinking wetly

File:OMG Baby Daddy?.jpg|[[Mr. Void]] revealed to be the cat Mrs. Kirby fondly called outside the feeder. Possible (scandalous?!) relationship between the two?

File:Kirby reversed.gif|This GIF is in fact reversed.

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