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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Beef|image=Beef.png|caption=Mr. Beef checking out the feeder.|other_names=Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting|sex=Neutered Male|rarity=Common|occupation=Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, Ghost writer of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem.|appearance=White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear.|personality=Rude, Mean, loving, Heroic?|first_sighting=October 02, 2023|partner= [[Ms. Texas]] (speculated), [[Ms. Chess]] (former)|other_relations=Rivalry with [[Ms. Kibble]]

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'''Mr. Beef''' is an orange and white cat seen at [[Happy Canteen]] who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better.

Mr. Beef is usually calm unless other cats are around. If other cats get too close while he is at the feeder, he begins growling while he eats. Mr. Beef literally has beef with other cats. In addition, he is known to throw hard-hitting slaps, sending the likes of [[Mr. Fresh]] out of the [[Cat House|cat house]].

As of mid-February, Mr. Beef has been observed eating with one or more orange cats at the same time, even purring with them. It is possible that these orange cats are kin of his in some way.

As of May, Mr. Beef has been seen at the feeder almost exclusively with [[Ms. Texas]]. Mr. Beef is very clingy with [[Ms. Texas]] and she gets annoyed at him when she wants to eat alone.

Mr. Beef has shown that he prefers calicos over any other cat pattern. He has shown interest in [[Ms. Chess]], [[Ms. Texas]], [[Mrs. Princess]], [[Ms. Inception]], and [[Ms. Loop]]. However, one definite fact is that his charisma will never charm [[Mrs. Kirby]].

* '''April 02, 2024:''' At 02:58 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared to scare away the intimidated Ms. Fluff. Mr. Beef then ate unapologetically for the next 6 minutes, leaving at 03:04 AM (LFT) to make way for another kitty.

* '''May 30th, 2024:''' Around 8:37 AM (CST), Mr. Beef was seen popping into the feeder but to his surprise, [[Ms. Inception]] was already there. Instead of engaging in his normal shenanigans, Mr. Beef decided to just share the food. At 14:53 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen munching on the kibble peacefully for 5 minutes. At 15:15 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef started circling around [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]], who was eating at the time, and at 15:20 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef scared [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]] away so he could eat until [[Ms. Texas]] appeared at 15:24 PM (LFT).

*'''June 8th, 2024:''' Arrived at the feeder around 01:17 AM (LFT) with [[Ms. Texas]] and appeared to have no problem sharing the feeder with her. He left soon after.

*'''June 11th, 2024:''' Seen yet again at around 3:10 PM (LFT) with [[Ms. Texas]].

* '''July 1, 2024:''' At 2:27 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen eating with [[Ms. Inception|Ms. Inception.]] Mr. Beef ate freeze-dried chicken for 3 minutes.

* '''July 8, 2024:''' Around 12:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef was spotted eating at the feeder. At 12:23 AM, [[Ms. Texas]] joined him at the feeder. Mr. Beef went back outside, likely to guard the feeder, and [[Ms. Texas]] continued to munch. Together, they received 6 donations of kibble. [[Ms. Texas]] left at 12:28 AM, presumably with Mr. Beef leaving with her.

 

 

 

File:Mr beef fight.jpg|Mr. Beef fight

File:Angry issue.png|Mr. Beef can’t control his angry issue to [[Mr. Wishbone]]

File:Mrbeefandmrfluffkitty.jpg|Mr. Beef and Ms. Fluff awkwardly sharing each other's presence.

[[Category:Orange and White]]