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*When I say hello and the car is stret
*When I say hello and the car is stret
《《〈「『HI』」〉》》
《《〈「『HI』」〉》》
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*[[User:Greetingsthoroughfarefeline]]
*[[User:Greetingsthoroughfarefeline]]
*[[User:Synnamon]]
*[[User:Synnamon]]
*[[User:CuzVersion21]]
*[[User:MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD]]
*[[User:Cat Enthusiast]]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pFwQiwRbcg Parkour civilization]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pFwQiwRbcg Parkour civilization]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor_based_on_the_September_11_attacks 9/11 humor] (for the Boeing segment)
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor_based_on_the_September_11_attacks 9/11 humor] (for the Boeing segment)
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[[File:Hi mods,Just uploading an image over here!.png|thumb|Viceroyalty of Llourpita / Meow's national flag |none]]
[[File:Hi mods,Just uploading an image over here!.png|thumb|Viceroyalty of Llourpita / Meow's national flag |none]]
==== BY SCROLLING BELLOW THIS HEADING, YOU AGREE TO:====
====A- POSSIBLY SUFFER THE EFFECTS OF ''Brain Rot'' (See reference <ref> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_rot </ref>))====
====B- POTENTIONALLY BREAK ARTICLE 5 ~ SEGMENT 25 OF THE OVERSEAS HELLO STREET CAT COMMUNITY <big>(OHSCC)</big> , AND DISCOVER CLASSIFIED INFO SURROUNDING EVENTS OR INCIDENTS====
====THIS ARTICLE IS PROTECTED BY THE EUROPEAN UNION'S <big>(EU)</big> LAWS SURROUNDING CONTRACTS WITH CUSTOMERS (See reference <ref> https://europa.eu/youreurope/business/dealing-with-customers/consumer-contracts-guarantees/consumer-contracts/index_en.htm </ref>)) ====


=== NEVER FORGET ===
=== NEVER FORGET ===
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ I worked for Melody, They are a scammer]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ I worked for Melody, They are a scammer]
** Must watch !
** Must watch !
=== The Physics of Brother Calm ===
Though, that could further prove his non earthly atmosphere he envelops. This simply just does not go through with this material planes physical theories and truths. With the way Brother calm is leaning and positioned, he should fall over, but this simply just does not happen, as seen in his photograph. “ What comes up, SHOULD COME DOWN?!” . Brother Calm does many things, but breaking the theory of space time continuum, doesn’t come close to breaking the laws of physics itself.
== In memory of Mr. Plant ==
== In memory of Mr. Plant ==


16:51, 17 July 2024 Melody talk contribs deleted page Mr. Plant (ontent was: "thumb|Mr. Plant in his natural habitat, outside of tche feeder. Mr. Plant is a plant that lives outside of the feeder ("Happy Canteen" (快乐大食堂)). He does the duty of bringing in fresh oxygen for the kitties, probably. Either way we still love him and his green leafy self. He was first sighted on February 4th, at 9:56 PM EST, when a curtain on the side of the feeder was opened by the wind. On February 18th, 2024, Mr. Plant wo...") (thank)
16:51, 17 July 2024 Melody talk contribs deleted page Mr. Plant (ontent was: "thumb|Mr. Plant in his natural habitat, outside of tche feeder. Mr. Plant is a plant that lives outside of the feeder ("Happy Canteen" (快乐大食堂)). He does the duty of bringing in fresh oxygen for the kitties, probably. Either way we still love him and his green leafy self. He was first sighted on February 4th, at 9:56 PM EST, when a curtain on the side of the feeder was opened by the wind. On February 18th, 2024, Mr. Plant wo...") (thank)
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= StreetCatWiki =
= StreetCatWiki =
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You can help StreetCatWiki by [{{SERVER}}{{localurl:{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}|action=edit}} <span style="color:#154caf"><u>adding more information</u></span>]
You can help StreetCatWiki by [{{SERVER}}{{localurl:{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}|action=edit}} <span style="color:#154caf"><u>adding more information</u></span>]
|} Cool yellow stub I found at [[Generic Orange Cat]]
|} Cool yellow stub I found at [[Generic Orange Cat]]


=== Welcome to StreetCarWiki ===
=== Welcome to StreetCarWiki ===
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{{Favorite}}
{{Favorite}}
{{MonthlyReport}}
{{MonthlyReport}}
=== The Hello Street Cat Doomsday Protocol ===
This is a list of instructions to follow in-case of an apocalipsis (i.e WW3, Highly hazardous virus, alien invasion).
{{CatInfobox|name=Mx. Adam and Mx. Eve|image=AdamAndEve?.png|caption=The two sitting together in Earth Cat Eden Garden (🌍地球猫伊甸花园🕊️)|sex=Unknown for both|occupation=Religious symbols. Part time baristas.|first_sighting=December 17th, 11:14 PM LFT}}
Step 1: Print
You must print all pages of the wiki, including special and user pages (if not possible to print, write on paper what u remember about these pages)
Step 2: Join and spread
Join a resistance group and spread there the SCW, and maybe start reprinting more scw pages or copying them by hand like in medieval monasteries
''' Emergency Plan <big>α</big>''' in case resistance fails : Join the aliens or zombies, spread the scw there[[File:LongCat_Meme.jpg|right]]
'''Emergency Plan <big>β</big>''' in case ''' Emergency Plan <big>α</big>''' fails : go store the printed scw pages inside a locked vault and hide them in a cave, paint some drawings of cats in the walls of the cavern then wait 500 million years for an alien archeologist to find it and assume these are the remains of an ancient religion
===== Mrs. Kirby ultimate power scale ======
== Power-scaling ==
Do not let her cute face fool you '''Mrs. Kirby's''' territorial behaviour is backed up with an impressive record in paw to paw combat. Before she was nerfed (spayed) she had a around a 30:4 win to loss ratio. This counts slap fights as well as hiss offs and times she has sent a cat running away from her sheer aura. It does not count times where she left the feeder after eating for a while where the cat that was waiting replaced her. She won most of her fights in a single slap or just by showing up. Unlike other cats which recoil and retreat Mrs. Kirby can ignore being slapped. One time [[Mr. Beef]] (the canteens hard-hitter) got the jump on her with a slap but she still won. She sent Mr. Void (The largest cat at the canteen) scampering just by lifting a paw and has won 2 v 1's. However she does have a 1:3 win to loss ratio against [[Mr. Puke]] and lost a hiss off to [[Mrs. Island]]. Since being spayed she has become less aggressive and territorial and has suffered 2 mores losses (One to Lil' Puke). She definitely could solo most verses no diff. She still can't defeat this thing called <big>[DATA EXPUNGED]</big>
=== Gallery of edits ===
=== Gallery of edits ===
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=== Print ("Hello world") ===
=== Print ("Hello world") ===
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azSYefZhv1s Edible silly faces compilation]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azSYefZhv1s Edible silly faces compilation]
== An Ode To Gluttonous Beast ==
*Oh, gran TGB, donde estarás,
*Rey de la cantina feliz,
*Capaz de comerse una mina | Capaz de comerse mil cebras
*Oh, gran TGB, donde estarás,
*Ya el alba no es como antes fue,
*Tan grande como el mar | Tan grande como las palmas
*Oh, gran TGB, donde estarás,
*Malvado sea tu exilio
*Malvada sea Kirby | Malvado sea Beetle
* Frater placidus, quare bestiam Esurientem deseruisti?
=== Joke page I have decided to save ===
NOTE: THIS PAGE IS A JOKE AND IS PROBABLY GONNA GET SENT TO SANDBOX.
{{CatInfobox|name=1969 FORD MUSTANG|image=MUSTARRRRD.jpg|breed=Mustang breed|coat=Jet Black|sex=Female, rawr.|rarity=LEGENDARY!|occupation=Meow. Need I say more?|appearance=Black, Jaw dropping facial features, purrs beautifully|personality=Mean, aggressive. CUDDLY!|first_sighting=August, 1968|other_relations=Enemies with The Chevrolet Camaro.}}
This…… cat, is typically seen in MURICA.
== Behavior ==
Mean, sometimes cuddly, wants to race any cat it sees, it typically wins.
== Appearance ==
Black, aggressive, eyes of a wonderful being. A heart of a 429Ci engine.
== Gallery ==
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File:Temp Image.png|Image 1
File:Temp Image.png|Image 2
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{{Cat Footer}}
[[Category:Cats]]
[[Category:Templates]]
=== Alphabet ===
* A
** B
*** C
**** D
***** E
****** F
******* G
******** H
********* J
********** K
*********** L
************ M
************* N
************** O
*************** P
**************** Q
***************** R
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******************** V
********************* W
********************** X
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=== Turkey Gallery ===
=== Turkey Gallery ===
[[File:Turkeywanted.jpg|thumb|HIM|left]]
[[File:Turkeywanted.jpg|thumb|HIM|left]]
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== DEF NOT INSPIRED BY MELODY ==
== DEF NOT INSPIRED BY MELODY ==
AMANFLYINGABOEING was walking all around the land where the rain is outside wondering why won’t Melody add him to their epic story when all they did was make jokes around 9/11 and they have a 50% chance of being homophobic depending on how they feel that day As they walked they and their rizzler gang noticed that someone was staring at them It was staring brother Staring brother stared as they looked at staring brother the rizzler gang bein confused at the staring brothers stare decided to throw a combine ball from hit game half life two this didn’t seem to work since staring brother kept staring so they decided to wait for him to stop staring but the staring never ended so after five weeks six days six half days six quarter days one hour two half hour seven quarter hour two minute ten half minute three quarter minute eighty second nine half seconds sixty quarter seconds so they decided to search YouTube shorts and see if there was a way to dissapear so then they decided to use a YouTube shorts they found after scrolling for five three thirds hours so they pulled the disappear trick they found in YouTube shorts after scrolling for five three thirds hours and managed to fool staring brother man that was cool said Boeing wow that was amazing said pedro gual man wanna do that again said homophobic pear well that was sick said jaunberry alright who decided to add homophobic pear and Boeing to a page said the mods
AMANFLYINGABOEING was walking all around the land where the rain is outside wondering why won’t Melody add him to their epic story when all they did was make jokes around 9/11 and they have a 50% chance of being homophobic depending on how they feel that day As they walked they and their rizzler gang noticed that someone was staring at them It was staring brother Staring brother stared as they looked at staring brother the rizzler gang bein confused at the staring brothers stare decided to throw a combine ball from hit game half life two this didn’t seem to work since staring brother kept staring so they decided to wait for him to stop staring but the staring never ended so after five weeks six days six half days six quarter days one hour two half hour seven quarter hour two minute ten half minute three quarter minute eighty second nine half seconds sixty quarter seconds so they decided to search YouTube shorts and see if there was a way to dissapear so then they decided to use a YouTube shorts they found after scrolling for five three thirds hours so they pulled the disappear trick they found in YouTube shorts after scrolling for five three thirds hours and managed to fool staring brother man that was cool said Boeing wow that was amazing said pedro gual man wanna do that again said homophobic pear well that was sick said jaunberry alright who decided to add homophobic pear and Boeing to a page said the mods
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=== The ManFlyingABoeing Archives ===
=== The ManFlyingABoeing Archives ===
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=== tgxdymdszdzsfkbudk #=77=838*673894/69/86498/6jugfhubiwiobywobyi/799(78#(879buoiuho ===
Sorry guys my cat stepped on mine keyboard
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=== People With No Taste List ===
=== People With No Taste List ===


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===. tEo) ===
'''Bold text'''{{CatInfobox|name=The Enlightened One|image=The Enlightened FV.png|caption=The Enlightened One showing of his magnificent beard|other_names=TEO, The Prophet|breed=Possibly Turkish Angora|coat=Wisdom White|sex=Unknown|rarity=Common|occupation=Follower Of Brother Calm, Leader of the Enlightened|appearance=Fluffy and White and appears to have a Beard, and has a black eyeliner.|eye_color=Green|personality=Appears to be calm and the “Alpha” a long with The Wise One|first_sighting=January 14, 2025|siblings=Most likely The Wise One|children=The Enlightened doesn’t not have biological children, but he considers his followers at YiShan Stray Cat Base 2 his children of enlightenment.}}
The Enlightened One is A follower and prophet for Brother Calm, he shares a lot of traits to a brother Calm as well, though they ARE NOT the same cat.  TEO is simply a follower. It is believed that TEO and The Wise One are brothers and know how to ascend to the Ethereal Plane a long with a Brother Calm, but they simply stay here to bring more to the enlightened to ascend with Brother Calm. TEO showed traits to bring cats into his arms to become enlightened and pure.<gallery>
File:TEOTV.png|TEO watching his followers of enlightenment
File:Teosideeye.png|TEO Gives A Wise Side Eye
File:TeoTV2.png|TEO laying with his followers
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[[File:TEOTV.png|thumb|The Enlightened One And his followers, (Top View)]]


=== My edits and pages ===
=== My edits and pages ===
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*[[The Hungry One]] added sightin  
*[[The Hungry One]] added sightin  
*[[Mr. Wonder]] added sightin +++ PHOTO !!!
*[[Mr. Wonder]] added sightin +++ PHOTO !!!
* Fuck you Marie and swift for removing every <small><sub>unnecesary</sub></small> brother calm mention
== This page wasn’t random nonsense: it’s a cognitohazard developed by the foundation. You will instantly turn inconcious in 5 hours and you will be brought to site-19 as a class-d, any attempts of spreading this information may end in vain as sleeper agents will be deployed in case ==
== This page wasn’t random nonsense: it’s a cognitohazard developed by the foundation. You will instantly turn inconcious in 5 hours and you will be brought to site-19 as a class-d, any attempts of spreading this information may end in vain as sleeper agents will be deployed in case ==
<span style="color:white"> Day 24: I saw him, a deo vocatus rite paratus, I saw him. </span>
<span style="color:white"> I am not insane. I saw him.  </span>
<span style="color:white"> I am sure this wasnt one of the millions of millions of thousands of thousands of hundreds of hundreds of dozens of dozens of his doppelgängers and copycats. </span>
<span style="color:white"> It was him: a deo vocatus rite paratus, Him.  </span>
<span style="color:white"> Not even the burning of most references done by her; veni, vidi, veci; Not even that stopped my search. </span>
<span style="color:white"> But; Is it really a deo vocatus rite paratus. </span>
<span style="color:white"> No, I am not insane. </span>
<span style="color:white"> I am not insane. </span>
<span style="color:white"> I want, shall, must send this to the searching station. </span>
<span style="color:white"> What? Why? Why am I met with doubt. </span>
<span style="color:white"> He IS  a deo vocatus rite paratus . I have NOT went mad. My mind IS NOT BROKEN.  </span>
<span style="color:white"> YET I sit here; The place of madness ab absurdo. </span>
<span style="color:white"> And I ponder. </span>
<span style="color:white"> Am I wrong ? </span>
<span style="color:white"> No. They MUST BE damnant quod non intellegunt. I CANNOT. </span>
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