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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Beef|image=Beef.png|caption=Mr. Beef checking out the feeder.|other_names=Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting|sex=Neutered Male|rarity=Common|occupation=Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, Ghost writer of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem.|appearance=White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear.|personality=Rude, Mean, loving, Heroic?|first_sighting=October 02, 2023|partner= [[Ms. Texas]] (speculated), [[Ms. Chess]] (former)|other_relations=Rivalry with [[Ms. Kibble]]
{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Beef|image=Beef.png|caption=Mr. Beef thinking about all the Violence and Negativity he can spread today|other_names=Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting|sex=Neutered Male|rarity=Common|occupation=Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, The Drummer in "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley|appearance=White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear. Recently gained a lot of weight. |eye_color=Yellowish|personality=Rude, Mean, knightly, loving, Heroic?|first_sighting=October 02, 2023|partner= [[Ms. Texas]], [[Ms. Chess]] (former)|siblings=[[Mr. Puke]]|children=[[Uno Jr.]] (Adopted)|other_relations=Rivalry with [[Ms. Kibble]]
Friends with [[Mr. Sus]]}}
Friends with [[Mr. Sus]]
Has beef with most others (though not as much as [[Her Majesty]])}}
'''Mr. Beef''' is an orange and white cat seen at [[Happy Canteen]] who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better.
'''Mr. Beef''' is an orange and white cat seen at [[Happy Canteen]] who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better.


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== Behavior ==
== Behavior ==
Mr. Beef is usually calm unless other cats are around. If other cats get too close while he is at the feeder, he begins growling while he eats. Mr. Beef literally has beef with other cats. In addition, he is known to throw hard-hitting slaps, sending the likes of [[Mr. Fresh]] out of the [[Cat House|cat house]].  
Mr. Beef is usually calm unless other cats are around. If other cats get too close while he is at the feeder, he begins growling while he eats. Mr. Beef literally has beef with other cats. In addition, he is known to throw hard-hitting slaps, sending the likes of [[Mr. Fresh]] out of the [[Cat House|cat house]]. He learned this tactic from Will Smith himself.


As of mid-February, Mr. Beef has been observed eating with one or more orange cats at the same time, even purring with them. It is possible that these orange cats are kin of his in some way.
In mid-February 2024, Mr. Beef had been observed eating with one or more orange cats at the same time, even purring with them. It is possible that these orange cats were kin of his in some way.


As of May, Mr. Beef has been seen at the feeder almost exclusively with [[Ms. Texas]]. Mr. Beef is very clingy with [[Ms. Texas]] and she gets annoyed at him when she wants to eat alone.
As of May, Mr. Beef has been seen at the feeder almost exclusively with [[Ms. Texas]]. Mr. Beef is very clingy with [[Ms. Texas]] and she gets annoyed at him when she wants to eat alone. As of March 2025 Mr. Beef is still seen with Ms. Texas often with the relationship in the same place as it was in May.


Mr. Beef has shown that he prefers calicos over any other cat pattern. He has shown interest in [[Ms. Chess]], [[Ms. Texas]], [[Mrs. Princess]], [[Ms. Inception]], and [[Ms. Loop]]. However, one definite fact is that his charisma will never charm [[Mrs. Kirby]].
Mr. Beef has shown that he prefers calicos over any other cat pattern. He has shown interest in [[Ms. Chess]], [[Ms. Texas]], [[Mrs. Princess]], [[Ms. Inception]], and [[Ms. Loop]]. However, one definite fact is that his charisma will never charm [[Mrs. Kirby]].
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* '''May 30th, 2024:''' Around 8:37 AM (CST), Mr. Beef was seen popping into the feeder but to his surprise, [[Ms. Inception]] was already there. Instead of engaging in his normal shenanigans, Mr. Beef decided to just share the food. At 14:53 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen munching on the kibble peacefully for 5 minutes. At 15:15 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef started circling around [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]], who was eating at the time, and at 15:20 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef scared [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]] away so he could eat until [[Ms. Texas]] appeared at 15:24 PM (LFT).
* '''May 30th, 2024:''' Around 8:37 AM (CST), Mr. Beef was seen popping into the feeder but to his surprise, [[Ms. Inception]] was already there. Instead of engaging in his normal shenanigans, Mr. Beef decided to just share the food. At 14:53 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen munching on the kibble peacefully for 5 minutes. At 15:15 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef started circling around [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]], who was eating at the time, and at 15:20 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef scared [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]] away so he could eat until [[Ms. Texas]] appeared at 15:24 PM (LFT).
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===June 2024===
===June 2024===
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*'''June 27th, 2024:'''  at around 9:45 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen eating with [[Ms. Loop]], showing his love for calicos and once again cheating. But this time [[Ms. Texas]] walking in on them. How will their relationship stand now? (This is the fourth time Beef was seen liking another calico)
*'''June 27th, 2024:'''  at around 9:45 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen eating with [[Ms. Loop]], showing his love for calicos and once again cheating. But this time [[Ms. Texas]] walking in on them. How will their relationship stand now? (This is the fourth time Beef was seen liking another calico)
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=== July 2024 ===
=== July 2024 ===
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* '''July 13, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was spotted at 21:58 (LFT) going for a late night meal. He awkwardly left the feeder at 21:59 (LFT)
* '''July 13, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was spotted at 21:58 (LFT) going for a late night meal. He awkwardly left the feeder at 21:59 (LFT)
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=== September 2024 ===
=== September 2024 ===
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=== October 2024 ===
=== October 2024 ===
 
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* '''October 10, 2024:''' At around 9:05 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef graced us with his prescense. He ate for a couple minutes before leaving in a hurry. Who knows why he left, but it´s nice to see him semi-peaceful.
* '''October 10, 2024:''' At around 9:05 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef graced us with his presence. He ate for a couple minutes before leaving in a hurry. Who knows why he left, but it´s nice to see him semi-peaceful.
* '''October 13, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was seen eating with [[Ms. Texas]] at around 1:14 AM (LFT).
* '''October 13, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was seen eating with [[Ms. Texas]] at around 1:14 AM (LFT).
* '''October 16th, 2024:''' He shared a meal with [[Ms. Texas]] at around 8:17 PM (LFT).  
* '''October 16th, 2024:''' He shared a meal with [[Ms. Texas]] at around 8:17 PM (LFT).  
* '''October 24th, 2024:''' Shared another meal with [[Ms. Texas]] yet again around 2:19 AM (LFT)  
* '''October 24th, 2024:''' Shared another meal with [[Ms. Texas]] yet again around 2:19 AM (LFT)  
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=== November 2024 ===
=== November 2024 ===
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* '''November 8th, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was seen eating at the feeder alone at around 7:30 AM (LFT).<br />
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=== December 2024 ===
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* '''December 13, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was seen eating together with Mrs. Texas at around 3:50 AM and 5:20 AM (LFT).
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=== January 2025 ===
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* '''January 8, 2025:''' At around 8:30 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef and [[Ms. Texas]] were spotted eating together, taking turns with each chomp. Unfortunately, a fight broke out between the two, and they both started swatting each other before both leaving.
* '''January 13th, 2025:''' Mr. Beef appeared shortly after [[Mrs. Kirby]] was done eating at around 9:30 AM (LFT) and ate at the same time with [[Ms. Texas]]. They left shortly after, but Mr. Beef came back without Mrs. Texas about 10 minutes later for a second chomp before leaving for good.
* '''January 19th, 2025:''' At 11:58 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef entered the feeder with [[Ms. Texas]]. They ate for a while, Ms. Texas leaving earlier but returning once Mr. Beef finished his meal. They left the feeder at Midnight, on January 20th, 2025.
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=== February 2025 ===
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* '''February 12, 2025:''' At around 9:30 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef came for some kibble. He left and then returned shortly later kicking out another cat to get more kibble. He did this 2 more's times until he left for good.
* '''February 13, 2025:'''  At 12:10 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef came for a midnight snack with Ms. Texas trailing behind. They took a turn eating and then left.
* '''February 18, 2025:''' At 2:29 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef came and snacked at the feeder for about three minutes. He was accompanied by [[Uno Jr.]], who sat outside playing with a bug.
* '''February 23, 2025:''' at 10:30 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef came for a quick munch pushing [[Mrs. Princess]] out of the way to get it. Later that day he followed Ms. Texas to the feeder who then left. Maybe nothings changed between the two.


* '''November 8th, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was seen eating at the feeder alone at around 7:30 AM (LFT).<br />
* '''February 25, 2025:''' At 10:10 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef came to the feeder to push Mrs. Princess out of the way for a third time. This time Mrs. princess ran from her bully immediately. Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas then took a turn eating at the feeder before Texas left and then so did beef. I thought he was recovering from his anger issues. :(
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* '''February 26, 2025:''' At 8:43 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef scared [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] away from the feeder, but left a few seconds later anyways. [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] returned shortly after, and Mr. Beef didn't approach the feeder after.
* '''February 26, 2025:''' at 10:35 PM Mr. Beef came to the feeder occupied by a hungry Dr. Smudge with Uno Jr. waiting for him to finish. Mr. Beef had no such patience and spanked Dr. Smudge causing him to retreat (take that Kirby). After he had his fill he left sometime around 10:38 brushing past Uno Jr. who then got to eat.
* '''February 27, 2025:''' At 9:40 PM Mr. Beef showed up shortly after Ms. Texas to try to eat with her. She wanted to eat alone and gave him a look. He tried one more time before leaving and as such Ms. Texas then got to eat. She left 5 minutes later at 9:45 PM.
* '''February 28, 2025:''' at 10:20 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was in hot pursuit of Mrs. Princess offscreen when she stopped to face him. He sat around acting like he was not chasing her probrally non-conspicuously whistling if he could. Uno Jr. did the bullying for him when he scared off Mrs. Princess from offscreen. Mr. Beef sniffed him and then came to eat with Uno. They ate for a few minutes before Uno left. How nice of him to return the favor. Ms. Texas came to eat shortly after Beef left.
 
=== March 2025 ===
 
* '''March 12, 2025:''' At 5:36 AM (LFT), Sir Beefington, The Beef, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, CEO of business sales money Inc. and professional bad boy(domestic terrorist) was looking very soggy with his foster son Uno Jr. Both were soaking from the rain while eating at the canteen together.
 
* '''March 16, 2025''': At 6:00 PM (LFT), some time after the [[Caretaker]] had finished cleaning the feeder and left, Mr. Beef came over and stood outside, letting his girlfriend inspect the feeder for a while. No food was dropped, so Ms. Texas left two minutes later. A minute later, she came back and resorted to the back dispenser. When the front feeder dropped, she turned back to the camera to eat. Mr. Beef came over and poked his head into the bowl as well. At 6:06 AM, [[Mr. Egg]] was seen sniffing on Mr. Beef's tail, then went away. Ms. Texas shortly left, then left Mr. Beef. Mr. Beef was seen again eating with Ms. Texas at 11:43 PM.
* '''March 17, 2025:''' At 1:46 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef ate with Ms. Texas, while their foster child, [[Uno Jr.]], was waiting outside. Some minutes later, Mr. Beef went outside to let Uno Jr. onto the feeder, eating with his stepmom.
* '''March 18, 2025:''' At 1:37 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas made way for Uno Jr. to let him eat. 8 minutes later, they alternated position with the couple eating at the feeder. Mr. Beef got sniffed by Uno Jr. At 1:48 AM, Mr. Beef stepped out to let Uno Jr. in with Ms. Texas.
 
* '''March 19, 2025''': At 4:06 AM Mr. Beef was eating at the feeder looking the usual amount of chubby. Ms. Texas showed up to wait behind for a while. Mr. Beef was going to leave the feeder but noticed her. He tried to eat with her as he normally does but Ms. Texas would not  so he left. Later at 2:30 AM Mr. Beef was following Ms texas to the feeder. Ms texas had a short snack and left and then so did beef. At least he was going to leave until he noticed Mrs. Princess who he watched offscreen with malice. He replaced her in an unknown matter but it is most likely bullying because of his previous actions.
* '''March 25, 2025:''' At 10:45 PM The Beef had a short snack at the feeder before teleporting out.
* '''March 27, 2025:''' At 8:15 PM (LFT), Ms. Texas entered the feeder, while Mr. Beef was guarding her outside. She left at 8:23 PM.
* '''March 28, 2025''': At  about 10:15 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef, Ms. Texas and Uno Jr. all showed up to the feeder. The feeder could only fit Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas with their considerable chonk. Uno Jr. ate afterwards with Mr. Beef. Mr. Beef was the last to leave at 10:22 PM (LFT).
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== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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File:MrBeefafterdestroyingMtKibble.png|Mr. Beef after clearing [[Mount Kibble|Mt. Kibble]]
File:MrBeefafterdestroyingMtKibble.png|Mr. Beef after clearing [[Mount Kibble|Mt. Kibble]]
File:Mr beef fight.jpg|Mr. Beef fight
File:Mr beef fight.jpg|Mr. Beef fight
File:Angry issue.png|Mr. Beef can’t control his angry issue to [[Mr. Wishbone]]
File:Angry issue.png|Mr. Beef can’t control his angry issue to [[Mr. Doom]]
File:Mr Beef and Mr Doom.png|Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Doom]] eating together
File:Mr Beef and Mr Doom.png|Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Doom]] eating together
File:Screenshot 2024-02-16 023452.png|Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.
File:Screenshot 2024-02-16 023452.png|Mr. Beef eating and purring with another orange cat on February 16th.
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File:MRBEEFMINER.png|Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Anxiety]]  getting ready for a nice meal.
File:MRBEEFMINER.png|Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Anxiety]]  getting ready for a nice meal.
File:Fivecars.png|Mr. Beef with [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]], [[Mr. Doom]], [[Mr. Puke]] and his beloved [[Ms. Chess]]
File:Fivecars.png|Mr. Beef with [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]], [[Mr. Doom]], [[Mr. Puke]] and his beloved [[Ms. Chess]]
File:Ezgif-6-e150bcf03f.gif|Mr. Beef launches Mr. Cool Cucumber into the air. (bro become rocket)
File:Ezgif-6-e150bcf03f.gif|Mr. Beef launches [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] into the air. (bro become rocket)
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1710878697135.png|Mr Beef. stealing the feeder from Mr. Snoob who looks on in distress
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1710878697135.png|Mr Beef. stealing the feeder from [[Mr. Snoob]] who looks on in distress
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1710878810761.png|Mr. Snoob waiting patiently after Mr. Beef stole his spot at the feeder
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1710878810761.png|[[Mr. Snoob]] waiting patiently after Mr. Beef stole his spot at the feeder
File:The Mr Beef incident.gif|Mr. Beef encounters [[Mr. Worm]].
File:The Mr Beef incident.gif|Mr. Beef encounters [[Mr. Worm]].
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711047563689.png|Mr. Beef sniffing Mr. Spot's bum without his knowledge
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711047563689.png|Mr. Beef sniffing [[Mr. Spot]]'s bum without his knowledge
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711048068009.png|Mr. Beef covered in chicken dropped from his fans
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711048068009.png|Mr. Beef covered in chicken dropped from his fans
File:Mr. Anxiety being tapped by Mr. Beef.gif|[[Mr. Beef]] tapping [[Mr. Anxiety]]
File:Mr. Anxiety being tapped by Mr. Beef.gif|[[Mr. Beef]] tapping [[Mr. Anxiety]]
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File:Mr. Beef, Ms. Chess, and Mr. Doom aka. the famous throuple.png|Mr. Beef, [[Ms. Chess]], and [[Mr. Doom]] aka. the famous throuple
File:Mr. Beef, Ms. Chess, and Mr. Doom aka. the famous throuple.png|Mr. Beef, [[Ms. Chess]], and [[Mr. Doom]] aka. the famous throuple
File:Soggy Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together..png|Soggy Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Doom]] eating together.
File:Soggy Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together..png|Soggy Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Doom]] eating together.
File:(14) Hello Street Cat Restream (Mr Fresh is being fostered by one of the caretakers) - YouTube — Mozilla Firefox 09.03.2024 9 55 11.jpg|Mr. Beef raising his paw at [[Ms. Camo]]
File:(14) Hello Street Cat Restream (Mr Fresh is being fostered by one of the caretakers) - YouTube — Mozilla Firefox 09.03.2024 9 55 11.jpg|Mr. Beef raising his paw at [[Ms. Pretty]]
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711227365844.png|Mr. Beef crouches while eating
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711227365844.png|Mr. Beef crouches while eating
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1715746929324.png|[[Mr. Dot]] waits patiently for Mr. Beef's feast to conclude
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1715746929324.png|[[Mr. Dot]] waits patiently for Mr. Beef's feast to conclude
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File:Beef and Texas hooray!.png|Mr. Beef sharing a meal with [[Ms. Texas]] (they so cute).
File:Beef and Texas hooray!.png|Mr. Beef sharing a meal with [[Ms. Texas]] (they so cute).
File:Bexas.png|Mr. Beef was given a stern look by [[Ms. Texas]]
File:Bexas.png|Mr. Beef was given a stern look by [[Ms. Texas]]
File:Beef push princess.gif|Mr. Beef recklessly pushes [[Mrs. Princess]] and steals her breakfast
File:Bullyism.png|Now watch me do it again!
File:UnoBULLYISM.gif|Mr. Beef is impressed (click to see gif).
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