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{{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, [[Mr. Fear]] (speculated + debunked)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat= | {{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, [[Mr. Fear]] (speculated + debunked)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Tabby with Medium White Spotting|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers.|eye_color=Greenish yellow|personality=Hungry. Ravenous, even.|first_sighting=January 30, 2024 | ||
5:18 PM (LFT)|other_relations=[[Mrs. Kirby]] (Arch enemy) | 5:18 PM (LFT)|parents=[[Mr. Turkey]], Unknown Mother|partner=Kibble|siblings=Unknown|other_relations=[[Mrs. Kirby]] (Arch enemy) | ||
Rivalry with [[ | Rivalry with [[Ms. Beetle]]}} | ||
[[File:Tgb_side.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile. He is truly a force to be reckoned with]] | [[File:Tgb_side.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile. He is truly a force to be reckoned with]] | ||
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The small cat that [[Mr. Piss]] threatened was actually The Gluttonous Beast, as shown in the picture below. It isn't clear whether TGB was known at this time, and there is no consensus about TGB's first global recognition. | The small cat that [[Mr. Piss]] threatened was actually The Gluttonous Beast, as shown in the picture below. It isn't clear whether TGB was known at this time, and there is no consensus about TGB's first global recognition. | ||
Ever since May of 2024, TGB has completely vanished from all feeders. It is assumed his exile was at the hands of his main rival, Mrs. Kirby, whom he holds a grudge against for being treated like pastry. We do not know when, or if, TGB will come back. | |||
[[File:Brawlhuge.png|none|thumb|[[Mr. Piss]] (left) towering over the small, gluttonous beast]] | [[File:Brawlhuge.png|none|thumb|[[Mr. Piss]] (left) towering over the small, gluttonous beast]] | ||
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=== February 2024 === | === February 2024 === | ||
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[[File:Cornered.png|thumb|A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats. ([[Ms. Puke]] and [[Mr. One]])]] | [[File:Cornered.png|thumb|A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats. ([[Ms. Puke|Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. One]])]] | ||
* '''February 05, 2024:''' At 08:30 AM (LFT), The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted, where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes. | * '''February 05, 2024:''' At 08:30 AM (LFT), The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted, where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes. | ||
* '''February 06, 2024:''' At around 07:30 AM (LFT), The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 08:00 AM (LFT). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third official sighting was on 10:25 AM (LFT), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of [[Mrs. Kirby]]. | * '''February 06, 2024:''' At around 07:30 AM (LFT), The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 08:00 AM (LFT). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third official sighting was on 10:25 AM (LFT), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of [[Mrs. Kirby]]. | ||
* '''February 07, 2024:''' At around 10:00 AM (LFT), he only got to eat for an estimated 6 minutes, due to being cornered by two cats, [[Mr. One]] and [[Mr | * '''February 07, 2024:''' At around 10:00 AM (LFT), he only got to eat for an estimated 6 minutes, due to being cornered by two cats, [[Mr. One]] and [[Mr. Puke]]. | ||
* '''February 08, 2024:''' At around 10:00 AM (LFT), he ate for around 13 minutes. | * '''February 08, 2024:''' At around 10:00 AM (LFT), he ate for around 13 minutes. | ||
*'''February 09, 2024:''' Before his sixth appearance on 10:00 AM (LFT), [[Mr | *'''February 09, 2024:''' Before his sixth appearance on 10:00 AM (LFT), [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]] let TGB get his rightful turn, where TGB ate for 15 minutes until an unknown entity and a cat similar to [[Mr. Snoob]] showed up and he got disrupted. | ||
* '''February 10, 2024:''' He was once spotted again in the morning, slapping [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] and ate for an estimated 17 minutes. | * '''February 10, 2024:''' He was once spotted again in the morning, slapping [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] and ate for an estimated 17 minutes. | ||
* '''February 11, 2024:''' In the morning, he was assaulted by [[Mr. Crunch|Mr. Crunch.]] | * '''February 11, 2024:''' In the morning, he was assaulted by [[Mr. Crunch|Mr. Crunch.]] | ||
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* '''February 27, 2024:''' At an unknown time, TGB was seen once again and ate for approximately 23 minutes, only pausing to make sure [[Mr. Crunch]] wasn't around to stop him. | * '''February 27, 2024:''' At an unknown time, TGB was seen once again and ate for approximately 23 minutes, only pausing to make sure [[Mr. Crunch]] wasn't around to stop him. | ||
[[File:Imagefam.png|thumb|[[Mr | [[File:Imagefam.png|thumb|[[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]] eating while The Gluttonous Beast waits for his turn.]] | ||
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* '''March 08, 2024:''' Around 08:41 AM (LFT), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by [[Mr. Beef]], then promptly left the feeder. | * '''March 08, 2024:''' Around 08:41 AM (LFT), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by [[Mr. Beef]], then promptly left the feeder. | ||
* '''March 09, 2024:''' Around 08:55 PM (LFT), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming [[Mount Kibble]]. | * '''March 09, 2024:''' Around 08:55 PM (LFT), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming [[Mount Kibble]]. | ||
* '''March 11, 2024:''' Around 08:57 PM (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by [[Ms. Rust]] and left. At 09:07 PM (LFT), TGB's second return to the feeder, [[Mr. Croissant]] was eating there, after | * '''March 11, 2024:''' Around 08:57 PM (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by [[Ms. Rust]] and left. At 09:07 PM (LFT), TGB's second return to the feeder, [[Mr. Croissant|Ms. Croissant]] was eating there, after she left; TGB started eating. at 09:15 PM (LFT), [[Dr. Smudge]] came, and TGB hissed at him and ran away. | ||
* '''March 15, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (LFT), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (LFT) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of [[Mount Snack]] before satiating his hunger upon the towering [[Mount Kibble]]. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene. | * '''March 15, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (LFT), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (LFT) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of [[Mount Snack]] before satiating his hunger upon the towering [[Mount Kibble]]. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene. | ||
* '''March 18, 2024:''' Around 02:04 PM (LFT), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 02:15 PM (LFT), totalling 11 minutes, as [[Mr. Piss]] approached the feeder. | * '''March 18, 2024:''' Around 02:04 PM (LFT), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 02:15 PM (LFT), totalling 11 minutes, as [[Mr. Piss]] approached the feeder. | ||
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File:TGB.png|I fear no man, but that thing. It scares me. | File:TGB.png|I fear no man, but that thing. It scares me. | ||
File:Poorbeast.png|The beast being tackled by a heartless [[Mr. Crunch]]. The International Criminal Court is looking for this criminal. | File:Poorbeast.png|The beast being tackled by a heartless [[Mr. Crunch]]. The International Criminal Court is looking for this criminal. | ||
File:TGB-eating-canned-food.png|TGB is diligently cleaning canned food | File:TGB-eating-canned-food.png|TGB is diligently cleaning canned food | ||
File:Tgb kirby hiss.png|The Gluttonous Beast vs [[Mrs. Kirby|Kirby]], part 2 | File:Tgb kirby hiss.png|The Gluttonous Beast vs [[Mrs. Kirby|Kirby]], part 2 | ||
File:TGB Judgement.png|TGB Judges our souls after watching him eat for 17 minutes. | File:TGB Judgement.png|TGB Judges our souls after watching him eat for 17 minutes. | ||
File:He knows no bounds.png|TGB does not abide by the laws of man, as such he steps into the feeder to engorge himself. | File:He knows no bounds.png|TGB does not abide by the laws of man, as such he steps into the feeder to engorge himself. | ||
File:Cronch.webp|The | File:Cronch.webp|The Beast mid-cronch on the 9th of March. | ||
File:Tgb eating off of floor.png|The Beast showing no regard for cleanliness, eating off the floor like a heathen. | File:Tgb eating off of floor.png|The Beast showing no regard for cleanliness, eating off the floor like a heathen. | ||
File:IMG 2996.jpeg|The Beast finds your lack of faith disturbing before devouring nearly half of the kibble. | File:IMG 2996.jpeg|The Beast finds your lack of faith disturbing before devouring nearly half of the kibble. | ||
File:IMG 2994.jpeg|TGB hisses at Ms. Kirby before fleeing the feeder. | File:IMG 2994.jpeg|TGB hisses at Ms. Kirby before fleeing the feeder. | ||
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File:TGBarn.jpeg|TGB is as big as a barn, or some barns are as big as TBG. We will never truly know. | File:TGBarn.jpeg|TGB is as big as a barn, or some barns are as big as TBG. We will never truly know. | ||
File:Flipped over TGB.Png|The Gluttonous Beast gets Flipped over | File:Flipped over TGB.Png|The Gluttonous Beast gets Flipped over | ||
File:Tgbflip.gif|TGB being beaten by [[Mr. Crunch]]. TGB needs to train and increase his size to fight off this foe. | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
{{HCCF}} | {{HCCF}} | ||
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[[Category:Males]] | [[Category:Males]] | ||
[[Category:Orange]] | [[Category:Orange]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Orange and White]] | ||
[[Category:Tabby]] | |||