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{{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, [[Mr. Fear]] (speculated + debunked)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat= | {{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, [[Mr. Fear]] (speculated + debunked)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Tabby with Medium White Spotting|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers.|eye_color=Greenish yellow|personality=Hungry. Ravenous, even.|first_sighting=January 30, 2024 | ||
5:18 PM (LFT)|parents=[[Mr. Turkey]], Unknown Mother|siblings=Unknown|other_relations=[[Mrs. Kirby]] (Arch enemy) | 5:18 PM (LFT)|parents=[[Mr. Turkey]], Unknown Mother|partner=Kibble|siblings=Unknown|other_relations=[[Mrs. Kirby]] (Arch enemy) | ||
Rivalry with [[Ms. Beetle]]}} | Rivalry with [[Ms. Beetle]]}} | ||
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The small cat that [[Mr. Piss]] threatened was actually The Gluttonous Beast, as shown in the picture below. It isn't clear whether TGB was known at this time, and there is no consensus about TGB's first global recognition. | The small cat that [[Mr. Piss]] threatened was actually The Gluttonous Beast, as shown in the picture below. It isn't clear whether TGB was known at this time, and there is no consensus about TGB's first global recognition. | ||
Ever since May of 2024, TGB has completely vanished from all feeders. It is assumed his exile was at the hands of his main rival, Mrs. Kirby. We do not know when, or if, TGB will come back. | Ever since May of 2024, TGB has completely vanished from all feeders. It is assumed his exile was at the hands of his main rival, Mrs. Kirby, whom he holds a grudge against for being treated like pastry. We do not know when, or if, TGB will come back. | ||
[[File:Brawlhuge.png|none|thumb|[[Mr. Piss]] (left) towering over the small, gluttonous beast]] | [[File:Brawlhuge.png|none|thumb|[[Mr. Piss]] (left) towering over the small, gluttonous beast]] | ||
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File:TGB Judgement.png|TGB Judges our souls after watching him eat for 17 minutes. | File:TGB Judgement.png|TGB Judges our souls after watching him eat for 17 minutes. | ||
File:He knows no bounds.png|TGB does not abide by the laws of man, as such he steps into the feeder to engorge himself. | File:He knows no bounds.png|TGB does not abide by the laws of man, as such he steps into the feeder to engorge himself. | ||
File:Cronch.webp|The | File:Cronch.webp|The Beast mid-cronch on the 9th of March. | ||
File:Tgb eating off of floor.png|The Beast showing no regard for cleanliness, eating off the floor like a heathen. | File:Tgb eating off of floor.png|The Beast showing no regard for cleanliness, eating off the floor like a heathen. | ||
File:IMG 2996.jpeg|The Beast finds your lack of faith disturbing before devouring nearly half of the kibble. | File:IMG 2996.jpeg|The Beast finds your lack of faith disturbing before devouring nearly half of the kibble. | ||
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[[Category:Males]] | [[Category:Males]] | ||
[[Category:Orange]] | [[Category:Orange]] | ||
[[Category:Orange and White]] | |||
[[Category:Tabby]] | |||