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{{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibbles Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern|sex=Male|rarity=Rare. Usually shows up once a day to once every few days|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble.|personality=Hungry, Very Hungry|first_sighting=February 5th, 2024 | |||
9:30 PM (EST)|parents=Unknown|partner=Unknown|siblings=Unknown|children=Unknown|other_relations=Hate Mrs. Kirby|}} | |||
[[File:Tgb_side.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile. He is truly a force to be reckoned with]] | |||
'''The Gluttonous Beast''' ''(also called as Mr. Glutton and Mr. Speed)'' is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with ''an average of '''2-3 munches per second''' (averaging to 150 munches per minute).'' He is the ''fastest and longest lasting'' ''kibble destroyer'' to be spotted in [[Happy Canteen|Mr. Fresh's Feeder]]. He won as the '''most favorite cat''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 1st and 2nd Weekly Poll.'' | |||
His first appearance on the global community was at 9:30 PM EST on February 5th, 2024. | |||
The Gluttonous Beast is known to eat longer than 12-17 minutes, as his '''''current record for the longest munching was over 25 minutes'''''. Combining all of the records, TGB has munched '''over 3000+''' '''times.''' When not distracted or disrupted, he usually eats for a long time. Initially, The Gluttonous Beast was the only nerf to [[Ms. Kirby]], however after a second encounter on March 2nd, [[Ms. Kirby]] managed to scare off the Beast. | |||
The small cat that [[Mr. Piss]] threatened was actually The Gluttonous Beast, as shown in the picture below. It isn't clear whether TGB was known at this time, and there is no consensus about TGB's first global recognition. | |||
[[File:Brawlhuge.png|none|thumb|[[Mr. Piss]] towering over the small, gluttonous beast]] | |||
== Behavior == | |||
The Gluttonous Beast devours food. He only cares about kibble and will search for and devour it in a matter of seconds. He has been known to horrify multiple cats with his gluttony. The Gluttonous Beast, or TGB for short, seems to only appear once per day. TGB also has not been observed to make any sounds while eating other than munching, in fact at times so focused on his kibble that he will not address other competitors around him. However, although being extremely gluttonous, TGB is very attentive, always peering to the sides to make sure no other cat is lurking. Despite his small appearance, TGB is very gluttonous and can eat longer and faster than any other cat. He will also leave no stone unturned and will attempt to eat treats or kibble left on the floor. His ability to search, identify, and destroy kibble is incredible that even the most powerful military commanders are finding it impossible. | |||
== Appearance == | |||
The Gluttonous Beast has big orange patches on his back with one orange spot on the top. He also has 2 smaller conjoined spots on his neck. His face can be identified due to his gounds ''(eye discharge)''. He also has a shorter tail. His gluttony, demeanor, roundness, and face make him instantly recognizable. | |||
[[File:Gluttonous beast back photo.png|thumb|The whole body appearance of The Gluttonous Beast, showing his back.|none]] | |||
== Notable sightings == | |||
[[File:Cornered.png|thumb|A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. One]]]] | |||
* '''February 5th, 2024:''' The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted on 8:30 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes. | |||
* '''February 6th, 2024:''' In his second sighting, The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 8 AM (Local Feeder Time). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third sighting was on 10:25 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of [[Mrs. Kirby]]. | |||
* '''February 7th, 2024:''' In his fourth appearance on 10 AM (Local Feeder Time), he only got to eat for an estimated 6 minutes, due to being cornered by two cats, [[Mr. One]] and [[Mr. Puke]]. | |||
* '''February 8th, 2024:''' In his fifth appearance on 10 AM (Local Feeder Time), he ate for around 13 minutes. | |||
[[File:Imagefam.png|thumb|[[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy]] eating while The Gluttonous Beast waits for his turn.|left]] | |||
* '''February 9th, 2024:''' Before his sixth appearance on 10 AM (Local Feeder Time), [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy]] let TGB get his rightful turn, where TGB ate for15 minutes until an unknown entity and a cat similar to [[Mr. Snoob]] showed up and he got disrupted. | |||
* '''February 10th, 2024:''' He was once spotted again in the morning, slapping [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] and ate for an estimated 17 minutes. | |||
* '''February 11th, 2024:''' On the morning, he was assaulted by [[Mr. Crunch|Mr. Crunch.]] | |||
* '''February 13th, 2024:''' He came back at 11:01 AM (Local Feeder Time) and only ate for an estimated 10 minutes, probably because he was disrupted by a background noise or/and got more sensitive due to the last assault on Mr. Fresh feeder. | |||
* '''February 14th, 2024:''' Around 11PM-12AM (Local Feeder Time), it was said that he only ate for 8 minutes. | |||
* '''February 17th, 2024:''' On the morning around 10:05 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for 25 minutes and 16 seconds, breaking his previous record of 22 minutes. [[Mr. Fresh]] was sitting in the background, carefully observing his monstrous feast. | |||
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* '''February 23rd, 2024:''' At 10:54 AM (Local Feeder Time) TGB is seen eating puke off the carpet that was previously left by [[Mr. Anxiety]]. TGB ate for approximately 15 minutes. | |||
* '''February 27th, 2024:''' At an unknown time, TGB was seen once again and ate for approximately 23 minutes, only pausing to make sure [[Mr. Crunch]] wasn't around to stop him. | |||
* '''March 2nd, 2024:''' At 7:42 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for 11 minutes before being interrupted by [[Ms. Kirby]]. | |||
* '''March 4th, 2024:''' Around 23:45 (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for a few minutes before leaving. | |||
* '''March 5th, 2024:''' Around 08:01 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for approximately 25 minutes whilst getting his foot caught on the mat. | |||
* '''March 7th, 2024:''' Around 9:05 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB was sighted waiting outside of the feeder. Then a minute later, the cat inside left and TGB climbed up and started feasting for 12 minutes straight before leaving. | |||
* '''March 8th, 2024:''' Around 8:41 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by [[Mr. Beef]], then promptly left the feeder. | |||
* '''March 9th, 2024:''' Around 8:55 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming [[Mount Kibble]]. | |||
* '''March 11th, 2024:''' Around 8:57 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by [[Ms. Rust]] and left. at 9:07 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB's second return to the feeder, [[Mr. Croissant]] was eating there, after he left, TGB started eating. at 9:15 PM (Local Feeder Time), [[Dr. Smudge]] came, TGB Hissed at him and ran away. | |||
* '''March 15th, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. | |||
* '''March 15th, 2024:''' The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (Local Feeder Time) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of Mount Snack before satiating his hunger upon the towering Mount Kibble. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene. | |||
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== Gallery == | |||
<gallery> | |||
File:The Gluttonous Beast.jpg|The Sin Of Gluttony Devours. | |||
File:Tgb.vs.kirby.jpg|The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby. | |||
File:Thebeast2.gif|The Gluttonous Beast either choking, aggressively eating or trying to remove a stuck kibble in his teeth. (click to see gif) | |||
File:Gluttonousbody.png|The Gluttonous Beast looking deceptively small and cute considering his massive appetite. | |||
File:TGB.png|The beast himself. All who come across him - cat or man, fear him. | |||
File:Poorbeast.png|The beast being tackled by a heartless [[Mr. Crunch]]. The International Criminal Court is looking for this criminal. | |||
File:Child abuse.gif|(GIF, click to see it) TGB being beaten by [[Mr. Crunch]]. TGB needs to train and increase his size to fight off this foe. | |||
File:TGB-eating-canned-food.png|TGB is diligently cleaning canned food | |||
File:Tgb kirby hiss.png|The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby, part 2 | |||
File:TGB Judgement.png|TGB Judges our souls after watching him eat for 17 minutes. | |||
File:He knows no bounds.png|TGB does not abide by the laws of man, as such he steps into the feeder to engorge himself. | |||
File:Cronch.webp|The beast mid-cronch on the 9th of March. | |||
File:Tgb eating off of floor.png|The Beast showing no regard for cleanliness, eating off the floor like a heathen. May God have mercy on us, as without him TGB is unstoppable. | |||
</gallery> | |||
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