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 {{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange Tabby Cat|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Food Waster, Piss master, Bioterrorist.|appearance=Really similar to [[Mr. Fresh]], but he's not spicier to look at|personality=Sassy and pissy|first_sighting=February 8th, 2024|partner=[[Ms. Angel]]|other_relations=In [[The Piss Alliance]] with [[Mr. Chicken]] and maybe [[Mr. Fresh]] too}}
-'''Mr. Piss''' is an all-orange cat. On February 29th 2024, at approximately 4:20 PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to urinate into the cat food feeder. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with several another cats off-screen. What an inconsiderate mother fucker. His pissing video went viral on social media platforms such as TikTok, the site formerly known as Twitter, YouTube and was even featured on a segment on FoxNews.
+'''Mr. Piss''', that flaming orange catastrophe, decided February 29th wasn't chaotic enough. At precisely 4:20 PM EST, this feline felon declared war on the cat food dispenser, christening it with a golden shower. Not content with his culinary terrorism, Mr. Piss then launched into a full-blown, off-screen brawl with multiple rivals. What a freaking jerkface!  This act of epic disrespect didn't just stink up the litter box of the internet, it went viral. From the cesspool of TikTok to the ashes of Twitter, from YouTube to the flaming dumpster fire of Fox News, Mr. Piss's reign of terror spread like wildfire.
 As of the time of writing, he has been documented pissing in the feeder a total of 3 times.