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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange Tabby Cat|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon (1 in 4)|occupation=Food Waster, Piss master, Bioterrorist, Biological hazard.|appearance=Really similar to [[Mr. Fresh]], but he's not spicier to look at.|personality=Sassy and pissy, likes to brawl|first_sighting=February 8th, 2024|partner=[[Ms. Angel]]|other_relations=In [[The Piss Alliance]] with [[Mr. Chicken]] and maybe [[Mr. Fresh]] too}} | {{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange Tabby Cat|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon (1 in 4)|occupation=Food Waster, Piss master, Bioterrorist, Biological hazard.|appearance=Really similar to [[Mr. Fresh]], but he's not spicier to look at.|personality=Sassy and pissy, likes to brawl|first_sighting=February 8th, 2024|partner=[[Ms. Angel]]|other_relations=In [[The Piss Alliance]] with [[Mr. Chicken]] and maybe [[Mr. Fresh]] too}} | ||
'''Mr. Piss''', | '''Mr. Piss''', the flaming orange catastrophe, decided February 29th wasn't chaotic enough. At precisely 04:20 AM (LFT), this feline felon declared war on the cat food dispenser, christening it with a golden shower. Not content with his culinary terrorism, Mr. Piss then launched into a full-blown, off-screen brawl with multiple rivals. What a flipping scoundrel! This act of epic disrespect didn't just stink up the litter box of the internet, it went viral. From the cesspool of TikTok to the ashes of Twitter, from YouTube to the flaming dumpster fire of Fox News, Mr. Piss's reign of terror spread like wildfire. | ||
As of the time of writing, he has been documented pissing in the feeder a total of 3 times. | As of the time of writing, he has been documented pissing in the feeder a total of 3 times. | ||
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== Sightings == | == Sightings == | ||
=== February === | === February 2024 === | ||
* '''February | * '''February 08, 2024:''' Known as his first known sighting. | ||
* '''February | * '''February 14, 2024:''' At around 01:11 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss approached [[Little Scraggly Guy]] and growled at him while eating. | ||
=== March === | === March 2024 === | ||
* '''March | * '''March 01, 2024''': At 12:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time. | ||
* '''March | * '''March 06, 2024''': At 08:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short time and then pissing a little in the feeder. | ||
* '''March | * '''March 07, 2024:''' At 09:59 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was on the ground about to enter the feeder while [[Mr. Rev]] was inside. [[Mr. Rev]] screamed at him but Mr. Piss didn't care and slowly entered the feeder and calmly ate while [[Mr. Rev]] was still yowling quietly. After about a minute, [[Mr. Rev]] gave up and left. | ||
* '''March | * '''March 09, 2024:''' At 01:19 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a second time. | ||
* '''March | * '''March 13, 2024:''' At 09:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss arrived with [[Mr. Wishbone]]. He ate for several minutes while [[Mr. Wishbone]] patiently waited for his turn. He then left alone without committing any heinous acts (for now). | ||
* '''March | * '''March 14, 2024:''' At 10:58 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss arrived and ate some snack. Before entering the feeder, there were cats growling outside. It was impossible to see who, but it is possible it was Mr. Piss being mean. [[Mr. Bean]] had just finished eating, so it may have been with him. Mid-way through his feast, food was dispensed, and Mr. Piss looked very offended. He did not resume eating until it was finished being dispensed. | ||
* '''March | * '''March 21, 2024:''' At 07:22 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss enjoying a snack, constantly watching out behind him for unknown reasons. Was done snacking 4 minutes later. | ||
* '''March | * '''March 21, 2024:''' At around 10:55 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss began ravenously munching, getting snacked a few times in the process, while [[Ms. Chess]] politely waited behind him. After approximately 10 minutes, he began growling and slapped [[Ms. Chess]], causing both to run outside. | ||
* '''March | * '''March 25 2024:''' At around 02:40 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating for several minutes. Lights kept going out, but he persevered. | ||
=== April === | === April 2024 === | ||
* '''April | * '''April 02, 2024:''' Arriving around 01:26 (LFT), Mr. Piss ate for roughly ten minutes, sometimes looking around him. | ||
* '''April | * '''April 03, 2024:''' Around 03:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a third time, showing he is not one to give up his title. [[Ms. Camo]] was the first victim, eating at the feeder next in line after Mr. Piss. | ||
* '''April | * '''April 10, 2024:''' Around 02:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted beefing with presumably [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] who was outside the feeder trying to get in. But Mr. Piss wasn't done eating. | ||
=== '''May 2024''' === | |||
* '''May 09, 2024:''' At around 09:14 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen gobbling some kibble. It seems he may have put on weight. | |||
{{Sighting Disclaimer}} | {{Sighting Disclaimer}} | ||