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Mr. Sneeze… sir, my idol. I have loved you (platonically) ever since i first laid eyes on you. The way you sneeze and that long, gorgeous fur. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so i would never have to watch you die. You have a rough life, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off camera, you’re a great cat, sometimes i even consider you as family. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day die. I would sacrifice my sanity, my own soul and even my humanity if it were the only thing that would put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember the times I check on Lucky 7-Eleven II and couldn’t find you its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when i watched you eat, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just want you to find a home. Life was hard on me but when I first discovered you I couldn’t believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king sneeze. Not only have you changed Hello Street Cat and the world forever, but you’ve eternally changed my world. And now you’re getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you my idol, my glorious king, Mr. Sneeze. 😍♥️🫶 [[User:Crystal|uwucrystal.carrd.co]] ([[User talk:Crystal|talk]]) 16:09, 11 May 2024 (UTC)