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{{CatInfobox|name=Mrs. Kirby|image=Kirbyface.png|caption=Mrs. Kirby herself|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Calico|sex=Female|rarity=Common|occupation=Loafing and being a professional boxer (attacking any cat) Being a cutie.|appearance=Brown and orange calico with a very soft face and a kirby-shaped collection of blobs on her back.|personality=Feisty, silly. Territorial (when greeted upon another cat when visiting the feeder)|first_sighting=February 4th (most likely)|partner=Currently unknown|children=Currently unknown, she appears to have given birth}} | |||
'''Mrs. Kirby (黑鼻头, "Black Nose Tip")''' is a common visitor to the [[Happy Canteen]] feeding station, known for her cute face and distinct markings that look like Kirby. She is also known for being the most dominant cat, picking fights with everyone including [[Mr. Fresh]] himself, resulting in her having a "Queen" status. It is an unconfirmed rumor in the chat that Mrs. Kirby had been poisoned and thus is very unsure and careful about eating. This anxiety was pictured on February 4 in the 'staring forward' picture, in which for a strange number of seconds she sat in front of the feeder staring. The community wishes Mrs. Kirby only the best health. | |||
Mrs. Kirby has been renamed from Ms. to Mrs. Kirby due to her being 100% pregnant. (The father is currently unknown.) | |||
Since around March 19, 2024, Mrs. Kirby visited the feeder looking a lot more skinny than before, showing that she already gave birth off camera. The state of her kirblets is currently unknown. | |||
[[File:Kirby voices.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby staring at the camera like [[Mr. Snack]] does.]] | |||
[[File:Kirby weight chart.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby's weight chart showing how big she has gotten (as of 2/22/24).]][[File:Kirbyshock.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby looking absolutely horrified and scared out of her gourd.]] | |||
== Behavior == | |||
Mrs. Kirby is a feisty cat as she sees the feeder as her territory. If she finds another cat eating when she comes in, she kicks them out immediately, often using violence. The only cat for whom she showed mercy was [[The Gluttonous beast|The Gluttonous Beast]], because he was still a kitten. She did let him know that she was really mad, though. | |||
== Appearance == | |||
Mrs. Kirby is a magnificent matriarch with delicate white paws made for smacking competition for the feeder out of her way. During her (presumed) pregnancy, she was impressively round, but since the apparent birth of her kirblets, she has slimmed back down. She has splotches of orange on her face, and the top of her head is brown with two adorable orange ears. Her body is white with brown and orange circular patches. On her lower back is her eponymous Kirby-shaped marking, a brown circle with two round orange "feet."[[File:Kirbyabove.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby seen from above. You can see the Kirby-shaped blobs on her back.|none]] | |||
== Sightings == | |||
=== February 2024 === | |||
* '''February 07, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby attacked [[Mr. Fluff]], causing him to scream in terror and run away. | |||
* '''February 08, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby had a fight with [[Mr. Piss]] and somehow won. | |||
* '''February 09, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby attacked [[Mr. Beef]] and [[Ms. Chess]] while they were eating, scaring them away. | |||
* '''February 10, 2024:''' [[The Gluttonous beast|The Gluttonous Beast]] poked and spooked Mrs. Kirby, her only nerf. | |||
* '''February 22, 2024:''' She was spotted again and ate briefly, staring at the camera several times. | |||
* '''February 23, 2024:''' At 02:50 AM (LFT), she was spotted waiting for her turn at the feeder before scaring off [[Mr. Bald]]. The same day at 10:10 AM (LFT), she was spotted cautiously walking up to the feeder to get some snacks. | |||
* '''February 24, 2024:''' At 01:16 AM (LFT), she ate for a bit and then loafed on the new carpet for close to 20 minutes, more than most cats do. The same day at 11:03 AM (LFT), she showed up and loafed for over 15 minutes. Also, the same day at 11:35 PM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes, then was scared off by something. | |||
* '''February 25, 2024:''' Around 05:01 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 4 minutes, then was scared off by something under the feeder. | |||
* '''February 27, 2024:''' Around 01:14 AM (LFT), she appeared and ate out of a very full [[Mount Kibble]] for around 7 minutes, heard another cat and ran away. The same day at 06:42 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes, then left. | |||
* '''February 28, 2024:''' At 10:31 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 5 minutes, then left. | |||
* '''February 29, 2024:''' At around 11:00 PM (LFT), she showed up when [[Mr. Doom]] was eating, and waited patiently while he finished his meal. [[Mr. Doom]] hissed at her, then continued to eat, then he left. | |||
=== March 2024 === | |||
* '''March 01, 2024:''' At 12:31 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby showed up while [[Mr. Dot]] was eating. She meowed and Mr. Dot quickly ran away. She also hissed at an unidentified tabby cat. The same day, at 11:49 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby showed up and waited patiently for [[Dr. Smudge]] to finish his meal. | |||
* '''March 02, 2024:''' At 04:28 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was slapped by [[Goobert]] while waiting for him to finish eating. | |||
* '''March 04, 2024:''' Around 05:39 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby got into a stare-off with [[Mr. Beef]], who attempted to slap her while she was eating, but was too afraid to do so. The same day at 11:17 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was sighted at the feeder. | |||
* '''March 05, 2024:''' Around 12:52 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby scared off an orange cat (identity unknown), before taking her place at the feeder. | |||
* '''March 08, 2024:''' Around 04:08 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby showed up and feasted on some kibble. Around 09:32 AM (LFT), she chased [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]] out of the feeder to eat. Around 07:10 PM (LFT), she threatened [[Mr. Airplane]] who was camping the feeder and not eating. She eventually ran away without attacking him when [[Mr. Fluff]] showed up to punch Mr. Airplane. | |||
* '''March 09, 2024''': Around 07:16 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was attacked by [[Mr. Beef]], but she retaliated and chased him out of the feeder. Shortly after, Mrs. Kirby threatened [[Ms. Chess]] and prevented her from going inside. | |||
* '''March 12, 2024''': Around 07:46 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate a little kibble and chicken snacks, sat for a bit and left. | |||
* '''March 14, 2024''': At around 09:14 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate chicken treats after impatiently scaring away another cat and ate cautiously, pausing to look around every few minutes, then left at 09:19 PM (LFT). | |||
* '''March 17, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby was spotted at around 12:41 AM (LFT), after scaring away another cat. She took munches as someone dropped her many chicken snacks and left at 12:44 AM (LFT). | |||
* '''March 20, 2024:''' Arriving to scare off [[Mr. Fat]] at 08:56 AM (LFT), she began to munch on some snacks, flouting several cats who dared interrupt her feeding. She ate for 8 minutes, departing at 09:04 AM (LFT). | |||
*'''March 23, 2024:''' At 05:53 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby came in shortly after [[Mr. Croissant]], waited a moment, and then smacked him. He flopped over in a state of shock before staring at her momentarily from the ground. | |||
* '''March 24, 2024:''' At around 12:00 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was spotted alternating between eating kibble and chicken snacks. She left at 12:08 AM (LFT). At around 04:50 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby had a several minute long stand off with [[Dr. Smudge]], including two swipes at him. After he left, she began to indulge in both kibble and snacks for several minutes before leaving. | |||
* '''March 26, 2024:''' At 05:10 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby stopped for a quick nibble. | |||
[[File:2024-03-30 22-24-02.png|alt=Miss Kirby defeats Mr. Croissant (the moment he runs away)|thumb|Miss Kirby defeats Mr. Croissant (the moment he runs away)]] | |||
=== April 2024 === | |||
* '''April 01, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby appeared on the feeder to eat for a bit, being incredibly skinnier compared to her recent visits, showing that she already gave birth to her kittens. | |||
* '''April 03, 2024:''' At around 12:30 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby approached the feeder when it was empty and stuck her paw in the feeder to get the last bit of food out. | |||
* '''April 06, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby appeared at the feeder at around 08:45 AM (LFT). She ferociously ate the donated kibble and snacks whilst looking back occasionally. She left at 09:00 AM (LFT). | |||
* '''April 12, 2024:''' At 08:45 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was sighted eating some kibble at the [[Happy Canteen]] feeder. | |||
* '''April 17, 2024:''' At around 04:27 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating ferociously for around 3 minutes, before becoming very confused or scared of something behind her, and leaving. | |||
* '''April 18, 2024:''' At around 02:52 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating some kibbles for a bit. She later returned around 03:30 AM (LFT) to eat, and had a brief stare down with another cat, presumed to be [[Mr. Croissant|Mr Croissant]]. | |||
* '''April 19, 2024:''' At around 12:57 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating mainly chicken, looking paranoid for a small amount of time. She was seen with what appears to be a small gash on her forehead. She was seen again at around 05:53 PM (LFT). | |||
* '''April 25, 2024:''' At around 01:20 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby brutally attacked [[Ms. Chess]] while she was eating. After scaring off her competition, Mrs. Kirby proceeded to eat for a few minutes before leaving. | |||
* '''April 27, 2024:''' At 01:20 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate for around 5 minutes while being watched by [[Mr. Egg]], before leaving. | |||
* '''April 30, 2024:''' At roughly 04:46 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby approached and began her feast. [[Mr. Void]] had the audacity to interrupt her about a minute later, but Mrs. Kirby only had to lift her paw ever so slightly to send Mr. Void scampering. A couple minutes later, Mrs. Kirby stepped away. At 08:20 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby approached the feeder and began another feast. She stayed for 9 minutes before leaving at approximately 08:29 AM (LFT). | |||
[[File:Kirby forming a thought.png|thumb|204x204px|Mrs. Kirby close to forming a thought]] | |||
=== May 2024 === | |||
* '''May 03, 2024:''' At 08:51 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen having a short munch after [[Mr. Bean|Mr. Bean's]] feast. She appeared again at 09:52 AM (LFT). | |||
* '''May 05, 2024:''' At 06:05 (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibbles, where [[Ms. Chunky]] was waiting nearby and looked wet. At 12:38 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby got into a fight with [[Mr. Puke|Ms. Puke]]; this was quickly resolved. Mrs. Kirby left the scene defeated, and Ms. Puke ate her breakfast. Later at 09:38 PM (LFT) she appeared again. | |||
* '''May 06, 2024:''' At 03:51 PM (LFT) She was seen eating while seeming scared and getting crumbs on her head. At 06:24 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was yet again seen having a very short munch. At 07:12 PM (LFT), yet again, Mrs. Kirby allowed herself another snack. At 08:16 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was enjoying another feast late in the evening. This time she was standing with her paws on the feeder | |||
* '''May 07, 2024:''' At 02:42 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was snacking on some food, before running into the back of the feeder and then coming back to eat some more a minute later. At 05:22 AM (LFT) Kirby was spotted having a little snack. Sometime around 06:00 AM (LFT) she was spotted having an entire feast. At 09:18 AM (LFT) Kirby was spotted having quite a feast but then got distracted. Around 09:20 (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was spotted eating food at the [[Happy Canteen]], before [[Mr. Bean]] was seen peeking in. After a brief session of growling, Mrs. Kirby left, and [[Mr. Bean]] began to feast. [[Mr. Bean]] left at around 09:37 AM (LFT), and Mrs. Kirby soon returned. | |||
* '''May 08, 2024:''' At 02:05 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was spotted having a hissing session with [[Mr. Egg]], Leading [[Mr. Egg]] to get scared away. Afterwards, Mrs. Kirby ate some kibble for 4-5 minutes, and then left. Mrs. Kirby was seen eating and then leaving [[Happy Canteen]] at 09:23 PM (LFT). | |||
* '''May 09, 2024:''' At 03:23 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby ate some kibble while a record breaking 150 people were watching her. The pressure got to her unfortunately and she fled. | |||
* '''May 10, 2024:''' At 12:13 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby came to eat some snacks and kibble uninterrupted, showing her glorious Kirby marking while at it. She proceeded to eat for around 7 minutes before promptly leaving the feeder. | |||
* '''May 11, 2024:''' At 08:43 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived at the [[Happy Canteen]] and intensely stared at the camera while eating, getting very close, eating both the Kibble and the Bitrate. She ate for a total of 8 minutes and left. Around 11:49 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating at Happy Canteen for less than a minute. | |||
* '''May 12, 2024:''' Around 10:20 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen hastily eating with awkwardly short pauses; Mrs. Kirby was seen at [[Happy Canteen]]. | |||
* '''May 14, 2024:''' Around 12:15 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen waiting for [[Ms. Honk]] to finish eating her kibble. After she finished Mrs. Kirby started eating kibble at 12:17 AM (LFT) for 9 minutes. | |||
* '''May 15, 2024:''' At 12:04 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibble for 10 minutes before staring out the window and leaving at the [[Happy Canteen]]. | |||
* '''May 16, 2024:''' At about 7:42 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating some kibble | |||
* '''May 18th, 2024:''' At 7:55 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby ate the food that [[Mr. Chicken]] pissed on because he was angry at her for threatening to hit him while he was trying to eat. She fell for his trap... | |||
* '''May 19th, 2024:''' at around 5:05PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating at [[Happy Canteen]]. She stayed for a long while and ate a lot, it seems she was very very hungry! She only left when [[Ms. Puke]] came to take her place. | |||
{{Sighting Disclaimer}} | |||
== Gallery == | |||
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File:Ms kirby punch.png|Mrs. Kirby hits [[Ms. Chess]] with a left hook. | |||
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1713863734417.png|Mrs. Kirby being a silly girl ( dont fall for those stupid eyes ) | |||
File:Kirby being bamboozled by nothing .gif|Kirby being bamboozled by nothing (GIF) | |||
File:BlepingMrs.Kirby.png|Blep | |||
File:MrFluffvsKirby.jpg|Mrs. Kirby launching herself at [[Mr. Fluff]]. | |||
File:Ms kirby 1000 yard stare.PNG|Mrs. Kirby looking like she just witnessed something horrible. | |||
File:Ms. Kirby and the voices.gif|Mrs. Kirby and the voices. (GIF) | |||
File:Screenshot 2024-02-20 133809.png|Mrs. Kirby stare deeply. | |||
File:Stare-glare.png|Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera while loafing. | |||
File:Kirby egg.png|Mrs. Kirby loafing, making her shaped like an egg. (Presumably pregnant.) | |||
File:Kirby stomach.png|Mrs. Kirby's stomach from the side. | |||
File:2-24-24 size.png|Mrs. Kirby's stomach size as of 2/24/24. (Late stage pregnancy.) | |||
File:Kirby glare.gif|Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera like the voices came back. (GIF) | |||
File:Kirby stomach 2-25-24 5-01am.png|Mrs. Kirby's stomach as of 2/25/24. (Super close to birth.) | |||
File:Kirby ball shaped stomach.png|Due to Mrs. Kirby's pregnancy, she is now shaped like a bowling ball. | |||
File:Kirby 2-27-24.png|Mrs. Kirby on February 27th, 2024. (Still pregnant) | |||
File:Mrs. Kirby's crying eyes.png|Mrs. Kirby is sad. | |||
File:Kirbyb smug.png|Mrs. Kirby is happy. (after having bullied another cat of course) | |||
File:Mskirbywaiting.png|She knows what you did. | |||
File:Cautiouskirby.png|Mrs Kirby looking cautious after scaring away another cat | |||
File:2024-03-21 07-27-52.png|Mrs. Kirby rear view | |||
File:2024-03-21 07-33-29.png|suprised Mrs. Kirby | |||
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711313150438.png|Stand-off between Mrs. Kirby and [[Dr. Smudge]] from above. | |||
File:Mrs. Kirby March 22 2024.png|Mrs. Kirby seen on March 22 2024, much skinnier. | |||
File:Kirbysmall.png|Mrs. Kirby after giving birth. (A lot more skinnier) | |||
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711313120112.png|Immediate follow up of the first swipe at [[Dr. Smudge]], March 24th 2024. | |||
File:2024-03-21 07-29-21.png|She looks at us like she's unhappy with us. | |||
File:Flabbersmacked.png|Mrs. Kirby looking absolutely flabbersmacked | |||
File:Mrs. Kirby is watching you.png|Mrs. Kirby is watching you (she knows what you did) | |||
File:The voices came back.gif|The voices came back (GIF) | |||
File:Kirby smacking goobert.gif|[[Goobert]] gets clobbered by Kirby (GIF) | |||
File:Oh god what happened to kirby.png|the possesion of Mrs.kirby (scary alert) | |||
File:Mr Bean and Mrs Kirby.png|Mrs. Kirby notices that [[Mr. Bean]] has been spying on her. | |||
File:MrsKirbyvsMrPuke.gif|Mrs. Kirby VS. Ms. Puke | |||
File:A very Hungry Mrs. Kirby.gif|A very hungry Mrs. Kirby (click to view) | |||
File:Mrs Kirby Waiting.png|Mrs. Kirby Staring At [[Mr. Chicken]], Making [[Mr. Chicken]] Go | |||
</gallery> | |||
{{HCCF}} | |||
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