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* '''June 23, 2024:''' The German mister appeared and looked sad :(. | * '''June 23, 2024:''' The German mister appeared and looked sad :(. | ||
** '''14 minutes later:''' he decided to try some of the dispensed food and see if it turned his mood around, but the result was not what he expected: He got angry at the kibble's quality, and decided to piss on the food in order to show his discontent. | ** '''14 minutes later:''' he decided to try some of the dispensed food and see if it turned his mood around, but the result was not what he expected: He got angry at the kibble's quality, and decided to piss on the food in order to show his discontent. | ||
** '''5 and a Quarter Hours Later:''' Germany returned, with the hope that the food improved, but was met with the same old kibble. He decided to piss yet again. After his unproper behavior, he went for a drink of water, but then stopped himself to avoid further dissapointment and left. | ** '''5 and a Quarter Hours Later:''' Germany returned, with the hope that the food improved, but was met with the same old kibble. He decided to piss yet again. After his unproper behavior, he went for a drink of water, but then stopped himself to avoid further dissapointment and left. For some reason, he decided to inmediatly return after that, and ate a bit from the [[Feeder]]. | ||
* '''June 28, 2024:''' He inmediatly sprayed the food, and stayed for a good while there looking at a random thing moving behind the curtains while some snot was falling from his nose. He would go on and leave after that, and it is (unfortunately) likely that he accidentally ate his own snot while licking his mouth (I feel sorry to those that readed this). | |||
[[File:CatmanMtSnack.jpg|thumb|The [[Mount Snack]] formed on July]] | [[File:CatmanMtSnack.jpg|thumb|The [[Mount Snack]] formed on July]] | ||
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* '''July 14, 2024:''' Mr. Germany “Destroyer of Snack Mounts” appeared alongside his probably mate, [[Mrs. Iceland]]. He would sit alongside her, and look at a random direction. After some time passed and some [[Kibble]] donations dropped, he decided to stop sitting, although he would not start fully standing, remaining in a pretty weird position. He stayed like this for a few seconds, likely thinking about if he should, or should not leave ; this state of confusion was broken when his tricolored companion [[Mrs. Iceland|Iceland]] sneezed, which caused him to leave, likely in order to avoid catching the flu. | * '''July 14, 2024:''' Mr. Germany “Destroyer of Snack Mounts” appeared alongside his probably mate, [[Mrs. Iceland]]. He would sit alongside her, and look at a random direction. After some time passed and some [[Kibble]] donations dropped, he decided to stop sitting, although he would not start fully standing, remaining in a pretty weird position. He stayed like this for a few seconds, likely thinking about if he should, or should not leave ; this state of confusion was broken when his tricolored companion [[Mrs. Iceland|Iceland]] sneezed, which caused him to leave, likely in order to avoid catching the flu. | ||
** '''3 Hours Later:''' [[Mr. Greece]] decided to hiss at Germany. | ** '''3 Hours Later:''' [[Mr. Greece]] decided to hiss at Germany. | ||
* '''July 16, 2024:''' Germany peacefully ate at the [[Feeder]] while [[Mrs. Iceland|Iceland]] stayed squatting similarly to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piraeus_Lion Piraeus Lion]. All was going well, but then, Germany stopped moving his jaw, moved his body a 180º angle, and pissed on the food. And thus, Germany's reputation was forever tarnished, thousands of good deeds tainted by an act so wretched and foul that the title given to him for his war efforts (that never existed) was revoked as a punishment in an act of justice for his wicked bio-terroristic actions agaisnt the stomach of the dozens of cats that visit the [[Catman Cafe|“Cafe”]]. Unfortunately, the tragedy continues on this terror-filled morning of early summer, as his [[Mrs. Iceland|Scandinavian Mate]] would reach for the [[The Dispenser|Bowl]] after the villanous german left and started eating. This is likely why Germany and [[Mrs. Iceland]] have distanced themselves after this catastrophic culinary disaster. | * '''July 16, 2024:''' Germany peacefully ate at the [[Feeder]] while [[Mrs. Iceland|Iceland]] stayed squatting similarly to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piraeus_Lion Piraeus Lion]. All was going well, but then, Germany stopped moving his jaw, moved his body a 180º angle, and pissed on the food (for reasons you will see later, this is his most infamous incident). And thus, Germany's reputation was forever tarnished, thousands of good deeds tainted by an act so wretched and foul that the title given to him for his war efforts (that never existed) was revoked as a punishment in an act of justice for his wicked bio-terroristic actions agaisnt the stomach of the dozens of cats that visit the [[Catman Cafe|“Cafe”]]. Unfortunately, the tragedy continues on this terror-filled morning of early summer, as his [[Mrs. Iceland|Scandinavian Mate]] would reach for the [[The Dispenser|Bowl]] after the villanous german left and started eating. This is likely why Germany and [[Mrs. Iceland]] have distanced themselves after this catastrophic culinary disaster. | ||
=== August 2024 === | === August 2024 === | ||