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on?''”, “''Should I stop this madness of constant peeing?''”. He chose the second option, and began munching, not knowing that his constant exercise of “muckbanging”<ref> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mukbang </ref> would be useful 3 days later. During his eating session, he stood up for a second and then teleported back to munchmaxxing. After a good while of constant eating, he decided to do his favorite pass time that isn't pissing and looked at the camera for another good while. | on?''”, “''Should I stop this madness of constant peeing?''”. He chose the second option, and began munching, not knowing that his constant exercise of “muckbanging”<ref> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mukbang </ref> would be useful 3 days later. During his eating session, he stood up for a second and then teleported back to munchmaxxing. After a good while of constant eating, he decided to do his favorite pass time that isn't pissing and looked at the camera for another good while. | ||
* '''July 6, 2024:''' Germany would go on and be [[Snacked]], something he would NOT like, for he would go on and piss. Unlike yesterday, when he looked at the [[The Dispenser|Bowl]] he wouldn't see anything other than wasted food. And so he went through the hexagonal tarp, having either regret for ruining a meal or fear in case that when he returns to eat, he is [[Snacked]] again. | * '''July 6, 2024:''' Germany would go on and be [[Snacked]], something he would NOT like, for he would go on and piss. Unlike yesterday, when he looked at the [[The Dispenser|Bowl]] he wouldn't see anything other than wasted food. And so he went through the hexagonal tarp, having either regret for ruining a meal or fear in case that when he returns to eat, he is [[Snacked]] again. | ||
* '''July 7, 2024:''' Mr. Germany would take part in the battle agaisnt the recently formed [[Mount Snack]]. | * '''July 7, 2024:''' Mr. Germany would take part in the battle agaisnt the recently formed [[Mount Snack]]. He would notably pee on the mount after he finished biting on the stack of [[Freeze-dried chicken snacks|Chicken treats]]. He also gained an honorary title for his heroic act of heroism. | ||
* '''July 8, 2024:''' Sir Germany of the Cafe pissed on the food, and after that he randomly growled. | |||
* '''July 9, 2024:''' Sir Germany peed. | |||
* '''July 12, 2024''' Sir Germany | |||
* '''July 14, 2024:''' Mr. Germany “Destroyer of Snack Mounts” appeared alongside his probably mate, [[Mrs. Iceland]]. He would sit alongside her, and look at a random direction. After some time passed and some [[Kibble]] donations dropped, he decided to stop sitting, although he would not start fully standing, remaining in a pretty weird position. He stayed like this for a few seconds, likely thinking about if he should, or should not leave ; this state of confusion was broken when his tricolored companion [[Mrs. Iceland|Iceland]] sneezed, which caused him to leave, likely in order to avoid catching the flu. | * '''July 14, 2024:''' Mr. Germany “Destroyer of Snack Mounts” appeared alongside his probably mate, [[Mrs. Iceland]]. He would sit alongside her, and look at a random direction. After some time passed and some [[Kibble]] donations dropped, he decided to stop sitting, although he would not start fully standing, remaining in a pretty weird position. He stayed like this for a few seconds, likely thinking about if he should, or should not leave ; this state of confusion was broken when his tricolored companion [[Mrs. Iceland|Iceland]] sneezed, which caused him to leave, likely in order to avoid catching the flu. | ||
** '''3 Hours Later:''' [[Mr. Greece]] decided to hiss at Germany. | ** '''3 Hours Later:''' [[Mr. Greece]] decided to hiss at Germany. | ||
* '''July 16, 2024:''' Germany peacefully ate at the [[Feeder]] while [[Mrs. Iceland|Iceland]] stayed squatting similarly to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piraeus_Lion Piraeus Lion]. All was going well, but then, Germany stopped moving his jaw, moved his body a 180º angle, and pissed on the food (for reasons you will see later, this is his most infamous incident). And thus, Germany's reputation was forever tarnished, thousands of good deeds tainted by an act so wretched and foul that the | * '''July 16, 2024:''' Germany peacefully ate at the [[Feeder]] while [[Mrs. Iceland|Iceland]] stayed squatting similarly to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piraeus_Lion Piraeus Lion]. All was going well, but then, Germany stopped moving his jaw, moved his body a 180º angle, and pissed on the food (for reasons you will see later, this is his most infamous incident). And thus, Germany's reputation was forever tarnished, thousands of good deeds tainted by an act so wretched and foul that the nickname given to him for his war efforts (that never existed) was revoked as a punishment in an act of justice for his wicked bio-terroristic actions agaisnt the stomach of the dozens of cats that visit the [[Catman Cafe|“Cafe”]]. Unfortunately, the tragedy continues on this terror-filled morning of early summer, as his [[Mrs. Iceland|Scandinavian Mate]] would reach for the [[The Dispenser|Bowl]] after the villanous german left and started eating. This is likely why Germany and [[Mrs. Iceland]] have distanced themselves after this catastrophic culinary disaster. | ||
=== August 2024 === | === August 2024 === | ||