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His behavior, just like his looks, is shitty ; not because he is mean with other cats, but rather because he had the bad habit of pissing in the [[Feeder]], sometimes even eating the food after the vile act. An interesting fact is that he seemed to favor weekends for these attacks agaisnt [[The Dispenser]], although it could also just be because people tend to document and watch the cameras more in these dates. Fortunately for the health of the other visitors, he eventually stopped doing it, although [[Mr. Portugal]] would end up picking it up instead like if it's a curse. | His behavior, just like his looks, is shitty ; not because he is mean with other cats, but rather because he had the bad habit of pissing in the [[Feeder]], sometimes even eating the food after the vile act. An interesting fact is that he seemed to favor weekends for these attacks agaisnt [[The Dispenser]], although it could also just be because people tend to document and watch the cameras more in these dates. Fortunately for the health of the other visitors, he eventually stopped doing it, although [[Mr. Portugal]] would end up picking it up instead like if it's a curse. | ||
Unholy actions aside, he is actually pretty friendly with the other visitors, often sitting alongside them. He hasn't engaged in a single fight with other visitors or even raised a hand in self defense. This is combined with how he has balls of steel, as he has sat next to [[Mr. France]] (A division 1 meany) alongside other fight-prone visitors. | Unholy actions aside, he is actually pretty friendly with the other visitors, often sitting alongside them. He hasn't engaged in a single fight with other visitors or even raised a hand in self defense. This is combined with how he has balls of steel, as he has sat next to [[Mr. France]] (A division 1 meany) alongside other fight-prone visitors. He is also not a big fan of getting [[Snacked]], often taking revenge by peeing on the [[The Dispenser|Bowl]] as a result. | ||
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* '''July 14, 2024:''' Mr. Germany “Destroyer of Snack Mounts” appeared alongside his probably mate, [[Mrs. Iceland]]. He would sit alongside her, and look at a random direction. After some time passed and some [[Kibble]] donations dropped, he decided to stop sitting, although he would not start fully standing, remaining in a pretty weird position. He stayed like this for a few seconds, likely thinking about if he should, or should not leave ; this state of confusion was broken when his tricolored companion [[Mrs. Iceland|Iceland]] sneezed, which caused him to leave, likely in order to avoid catching the flu. | * '''July 14, 2024:''' Mr. Germany “Destroyer of Snack Mounts” appeared alongside his probably mate, [[Mrs. Iceland]]. He would sit alongside her, and look at a random direction. After some time passed and some [[Kibble]] donations dropped, he decided to stop sitting, although he would not start fully standing, remaining in a pretty weird position. He stayed like this for a few seconds, likely thinking about if he should, or should not leave ; this state of confusion was broken when his tricolored companion [[Mrs. Iceland|Iceland]] sneezed, which caused him to leave, likely in order to avoid catching the flu. | ||
** '''3 Hours Later:''' [[Mr. Greece]] decided to hiss at Germany. | ** '''3 Hours Later:''' [[Mr. Greece]] decided to hiss at Germany. | ||
** '''At Another Time:''' Germany got [[Snacked]], an action that, as seen previously, Germany hates. His little brain's gears started moving, powered by rage, as they commanded the body to turn around, and launch the “attack”. After pissing and obtaining his revenge, Germany was left without a command, so he stayed there, waiting for the next order from his cerebellum, which although it was never recorded, it likely was to leabe the crime scene. | |||
* '''July 16, 2024:''' Germany peacefully ate at the [[Feeder]] while [[Mrs. Iceland|Iceland]] stayed squatting similarly to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piraeus_Lion Piraeus Lion]. All was going well, but then, Germany stopped moving his jaw, moved his body a 180º angle, and pissed on the food (for reasons you will see later, this is his most infamous incident). And thus, Germany's reputation was forever tarnished, thousands of good deeds tainted by an act so wretched and foul that the nickname given to him for his war efforts (that never existed) was revoked as a punishment in an act of justice for his wicked bio-terroristic actions agaisnt the stomach of the dozens of cats that visit the [[Catman Cafe|“Cafe”]]. Unfortunately, the tragedy continues on this terror-filled morning of early summer, as his [[Mrs. Iceland|Scandinavian Mate]] would reach for the [[The Dispenser|Bowl]] after the villanous german left and started eating. This is likely why Germany and [[Mrs. Iceland]] have distanced themselves after this catastrophic culinary disaster. | * '''July 16, 2024:''' Germany peacefully ate at the [[Feeder]] while [[Mrs. Iceland|Iceland]] stayed squatting similarly to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piraeus_Lion Piraeus Lion]. All was going well, but then, Germany stopped moving his jaw, moved his body a 180º angle, and pissed on the food (for reasons you will see later, this is his most infamous incident). And thus, Germany's reputation was forever tarnished, thousands of good deeds tainted by an act so wretched and foul that the nickname given to him for his war efforts (that never existed) was revoked as a punishment in an act of justice for his wicked bio-terroristic actions agaisnt the stomach of the dozens of cats that visit the [[Catman Cafe|“Cafe”]]. Unfortunately, the tragedy continues on this terror-filled morning of early summer, as his [[Mrs. Iceland|Scandinavian Mate]] would reach for the [[The Dispenser|Bowl]] after the villanous german left and started eating. This is likely why Germany and [[Mrs. Iceland]] have distanced themselves after this catastrophic culinary disaster. | ||