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* '''June 23, 2024:''' The German mister appeared and looked sad :(.  
* '''June 23, 2024:''' The German mister appeared and looked sad :(.  
** '''14 minutes later:''' he decided to try some of the dispensed food and see if it turned his mood around, but the result was not what he expected: He got angry at the kibble's quality and decided to piss on the food in order to show his discontent.
** '''14 minutes later:''' he decided to try some of the dispensed food and see if it turned his mood around, but the result was not what he expected: He got angry at the kibble's quality and decided to piss on the food in order to show his discontent.
** '''5 and a Quarter Hours Later:''' Germany returned, with the hope that the food improved, but was met with the same old kibble. He decided to piss yet again. After his unproper behavior, he went for a drink of water, but then stopped himself to avoid further dissapointment and left. For some reason, he decided to inmediatly return after that, and ate a bit from the [[Feeder]].
** '''5 and a Quarter Hours Later:''' Germany returned, with the hope that the food had improved, but was met with the same old kibble. He decided to piss yet again. After his improper behavior, he went for a drink of water but then stopped himself to avoid further disappointment and left. For some reason, he decided to immediatly return after that and ate a bit from the [[Feeder]].
* '''June 28, 2024:''' He inmediatly sprayed the food, and stayed for a good while there looking at a random thing moving behind the curtains while some snot was falling from his nose. He would go on and leave after that, and it is (unfortunately) likely that he accidentally ate his own snot while licking his mouth (I feel sorry to those that readed this).
* '''June 28, 2024:''' He immediatly sprayed the food and stayed for a good while there looking at a random thing moving behind the curtains while some snot was falling from his nose. He would go on and leave after that, and it is (unfortunately) likely that he accidentally ate his own snot while licking his mouth (I feel sorry for those that have readed this).
* '''June 29, 2024:''' He freaking pissed again for no reason. An act of unjustified evil done to the [[Stray Cat Feeders|Stray Cat Shed's]] [[The Dispenser|Dispensing Aparatus]]. He would then leave the [[Stray Cat Feeders|Cat House]], although he stayed around the white-colored tarp for a while, his tail seemingly randomly moving. Then, out of nowhere, he [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaunt Jaunted] back to the [[Feeder]] and ate a bit of the contaminated food.
* '''June 29, 2024:''' He freaking pissed again for no reason. An act of unjustified evil done to the [[Stray Cat Feeders|Stray Cat Shed's]] [[The Dispenser|Dispensing Aparatus]]. He would then leave the [[Stray Cat Feeders|Cat House]], although he stayed around the white-colored tarp for a while, his tail seemingly randomly moving. Then, out of nowhere, he [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaunt Jaunted] back to the [[Feeder]] and ate a bit of the contaminated food.


[[File:CatmanMtSnack.jpg|thumb|The [[Mount Snack]] formed on July]]
[[File:CatmanMtSnack.jpg|thumb|The [[Mount Snack]] formed on July]]
=== July 2024 ===
=== July 2024 ===
* '''July 4, 2024:''' Germany pissed on the feeder, and right as he turned around, he received a notification: '''''404:''' Thought Not Found''<ref> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_404 </ref>. He lagged irl, and pissed yet again. After this incident, that may be real or caused by the recording, Mr. Germany contemplated [[The Dispenser]], pondering about his next actions: “''Should I just leave?''”, “''Should I eat the food I just pissed on?''”, “''Should I stop this madness of constant peeing?''”. He chose the second option, and began munching, not knowing that his constant exercise of “muckbanging”<ref> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mukbang </ref> would be useful 3 days later. During his eating session, he stood up for a second and then teleported back to munchmaxxing. After a good while of constant eating, he decided to do his favorite pass time that isn't pissing and looked at the camera for another good while.
* '''July 4, 2024:''' Germany pissed on the feeder, and right as he turned around, he received a notification: '''''404:''' Thought Not Found''<ref> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_404 </ref>. He lagged IRL, and pissed yet again. After this incident, which may be real or caused by the recording, Mr. Germany contemplated [[The Dispenser]], pondering about his next actions: “''Should I just leave?''”, “''Should I eat the food I just pissed on?''”, “''Should I stop this madness of constant peeing?''”. He chose the second option and began munching, not knowing that his constant exercise of “muckbanging”<ref> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mukbang </ref> would be useful 3 days later. During his eating session, he stood up for a second and then teleported back to munchmaxxing. After a good while of constant eating, he decided to do his favorite passtime that isn't pissing and looked at the camera for another good while.
* '''July 6, 2024:''' Germany would go on and be [[Snacked]], something he would NOT like, for he would go on and piss. Unlike yesterday, when he looked at the [[The Dispenser|Bowl]] he wouldn't see anything other than wasted food. And so he went through the hexagonal tarp, having either regret for ruining a meal or fear in case that when he returns to eat, he is [[Snacked]] again.
* '''July 6, 2024:''' Germany would go on and be [[Snacked]], something he would NOT like, for he would go on and piss. Unlike yesterday, when he looked at the [[The Dispenser|Bowl]] he wouldn't see anything other than wasted food. And so he went through the hexagonal tarp, having either regret for ruining a meal or fear in case that when he returns to eat, he is [[Snacked]] again.
* '''July 7, 2024:''' Mr. Germany would take part in the battle agaisnt the recently formed [[Mount Snack]]. He would notably pee on the mount after he finished biting on the stack of [[Freeze-dried chicken snacks|Chicken treats]]. He also gained an honorary title for his heroic act of heroism.
* '''July 7, 2024:''' Mr. Germany would take part in the battle against the recently formed [[Mount Snack]]. He would notably pee on the mount after he finished biting on the stack of [[Freeze-dried chicken snacks|Chicken treats]]. He also gained an honorary title for his heroic act of heroism.
* '''July 8, 2024:''' Sir Germany of the Cafe pissed on the food, and after that he randomly growled.
* '''July 8, 2024:''' Sir Germany of the Cafe pissed on the food, and after that he randomly growled.
* '''July 9, 2024:''' Sir Germany peed.
* '''July 9, 2024:''' Sir Germany peed.
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