User:AWIKIEDITOR/Sandbox: Difference between revisions

* '''July 13, 2024:''' The Sire ate some [[Kibble]], but it seemed to not satisfy his palate (despite his taste buds being likely rotten away from all the piss infused in the food that he has consumed), so his nervous system, decided to take the next step AKA pee all over the food and dip away. Unfortunately, these actions of turning food into biohazards wouldn't go unpunished, for his title was removed and replaced by a silly nickname.

* '''July 14, 2024:''' Mr. Germany “Destroyer of Snack Mounts” appeared alongside his probably mate, [[Mrs. Iceland]]. He would sit alongside her, and look at a random direction. After some time passed and some [[Kibble]] donations dropped, he decided to stop sitting, although he would not start fully standing, remaining in a pretty weird position. He stayed like this for a few seconds, likely thinking about if he should, or should not leave ; this state of confusion was broken when his tricolored companion [[Mrs. Iceland|Iceland]] sneezed, which caused him to leave, likely in order to avoid catching the flu.

** '''At Another Time:''' Germany got [[Snacked]], an action that, as seen previously, Germany hates. His little brain's gears started moving, powered by rage, as they commanded the body to turn around, and launch the “attack”. After pissing and obtaining his revenge, Germany was left without a command, so he stayed there, waiting for the next order from his cerebellum, which although it was never recorded, it likely was to leabe the crime scene.

* '''July 15, 2024:''' He peed yet again. After the contamination of the food, Germany made the quick-time decision to act like nothing happened, the [[Jiemao|App]] being in his favor as it froze and skipped to him acting like a goodie-two-shoes that has no idea about what just happened. Then, suddendly, there was a malfunction inside of his inner mechanisms: one of his many circuits sent the wrong signal, and told him to eat, without sending alongside it any signals of moving up to [[The Dispenser]]. Hence, this mistake in the code caused him to suddendly teleport at the [[The Dispenser|Bowl]] and start eating. After this, the following signal arrived and told him to keep lying down, so he teleported and lied down. Then, it happened again ; the broken clock gave the wrong hour for the 23<small>^th</small> time of the day, and just like before, Germany suddendly appeared at started eating.

* '''July 16, 2024:''' Germany peacefully ate at the [[Feeder]] while [[Mrs. Iceland|Iceland]] stayed squatting similarly to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piraeus_Lion Piraeus Lion]. All was going well, but then, Germany stopped moving his jaw, moved his body a 180º angle, and pissed on the food (for reasons you will see later, this is his most infamous and EVIL incident). And thus, Germany's reputation was forever tarnished, thousands of good deeds tainted by an act so wretched and foul that the nickname (that never existed) given to him for his war efforts was revoked as a punishment in an act of justice for his wicked bio-terroristic actions agaisnt the stomach of the dozens of cats that visit the [[Catman Cafe|“Cafe”]]. Unfortunately, the tragedy continues on this terror-filled morning of early summer, as his [[Mrs. Iceland|Scandinavian Mate]] would reach for the [[The Dispenser|Bowl]] after the villanous german left and started eating. This is likely why Germany and [[Mrs. Iceland]] have distanced themselves after this catastrophic culinary disaster.