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 * '''July 15, 2024:''' He peed yet again. After the contamination of the food, Germany made the quick-time decision to act like nothing happened, the [[Jiemao|App]] being in his favor as it froze and skipped to him acting like a goody-two-shoes that has no idea about what just happened. Then, suddenly, there was a malfunction inside of his inner mechanisms: one of his many circuits sent the wrong signal and told him to eat without sending alongside it any signals of moving up to [[The Dispenser]]. Hence, this mistake in the code caused him to suddenly teleport to the [[The Dispenser|Bowl]] and start eating. After this, the following signal arrived and told him to keep lying down, so he teleported and lay down. Then, it happened again ; the broken clock gave the wrong hour for the 23<small><sup>th</sup></small> time of the day, and just like before, Germany suddenly appeared and started eating.
 * '''July 16, 2024:''' Germany peacefully ate at the [[Feeder]] while [[Mrs. Iceland|Iceland]] stayed squatting similarly to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piraeus_Lion Piraeus Lion]. All was going well, but then, Germany stopped moving his jaw, moved his body to a 180º angle, and pissed on the food (for reasons you will see later, this is his most infamous and EVIL incident). And thus, Germany's reputation was forever tarnished, thousands of good deeds tainted by an act so wretched and foul that the nickname (that never existed) given to him for his war efforts was revoked as a punishment in an act of justice for his wicked bioterroristic actions against the stomachs of the dozens of cats that visit the [[Catman Cafe|“Cafe”]]. Unfortunately, the tragedy continues on this terror-filled morning of early summer, as his [[Mrs. Iceland|Scandinavian Mate]] would reach for the [[The Dispenser|Bowl]] after the villainous German left and started eating. This is likely why Germany and [[Mrs. Iceland]] have distanced themselves after this catastrophic culinary disaster.
-* '''July 17, 2024:''' The recently scolded Germany came over, likely enraged due to the removal of his titles. He sat there, looking at the [[Snails|Snail]]-filled [[The Dispenser|Dispenser]]. [[Brother Calm|BC]] knows why he decided to piss, but what matters is that he did. After his biochemical attack on the horde of [[Snails]], he decided to sit again, observing what he has done
+* '''July 17, 2024:''' The recently scolded Germany came over, likely enraged due to the removal of his titles. He sat there, looking at the [[Snails|Snail]]-filled [[The Dispenser|Dispenser]]. [[Brother Calm|BC]] knows why he decided to piss, but what matters is that he did. After his biochemical attack on the horde of [[Snails]], he decided to sit again, observing what he had done.
 [[File:Lots O'Snails Germany.jpg|thumb|Germany after peeing on the [[Snails]] & [[The Dispenser|Feeding Bowl]]]]
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 === September 2024 ===
-* '''September 9, 2024:''' Germany appeared, sitting in front of [[The Dispenser]] similarly to how he has done in the previous sighting. A notable incident that happened during his stay was that the [[Feeder|Feeder's]] light flashbanged him.
+* '''September 9, 2024:''' Germany appeared, sitting in front of [[The Dispenser]] similarly to how he had done in one of the previous sightings. A notable incident that happened during his stay was that the [[Feeder|Feeder's]] light flashbanged him.
 * '''September 15, 2024:''' After [[Ms. Switzerland]] left the [[Feeder|Cat House]], Germany would enter and smell-test the food. It is likely he started eating after that.
 === October 2024 ===
 [[File:“I Hate My Neighbour”.jpg|thumb|Germany and the peeking cat]]
-* '''October 12, 2024''' Germany lied down on the base of the palm tree near the [[Stray Cat Feeders|Cat House]], simply enjoying the fresh air and cozy atmosphere while sunbathing under the spiky canopy above. There were two cats present at the same time, these being [[Mrs. France]], who was at the opposite side of Germany ; and [[Mr. Belgium]], inside the [[Feeder]] which is in the middle of both cats.
+* '''October 12, 2024''' Germany lay down at the base of the palm tree near the [[Stray Cat Feeders|Cat House]], simply enjoying the fresh air and cozy atmosphere while sunbathing under the spiky canopy above. There were two cats present at the same time, these being [[Mrs. France]], who was on the opposite side of Germany, and [[Mr. Belgium]], inside the [[Feeder]] which is in the middle of both cats.
-** 10 minutes passed by, and Germany's brain received a message from his stomach: ''“Hey bro, give me some food!”''. Thus, he elevated his belly, started moving his brown-tainted tabby legs and went up to the [[The Dispenser|Bowl]], and started munching down on the donated treats. He decided to stay at the [[Feeder]], as he didn't want to walk the 0.25m distance in between the [[Stray Cat Feeders|Stray Cat Feeder]] and palm tree. Around that time, his stomatitis instincts kicked in, making him stare soulessly into the camera, just like how [[Mr. Turkey|Türkiye]] would do during his arc at [[Auspicious Restaurant|The Auspicious Restaurant]]. He would keep his brainless behavior for most of the remaining hour of his stay, ocassionally standing up or changing his position. During the sixty minutes he spent on looking at the camera, a cat (probably [[Mr. France]]) would come over and peek on Germany out of curiosity, and was met by even more confusion when discovering that he was simply staring at [[The Dispenser]].
+** 10 minutes passed by, and Germany's brain received a message from his stomach: ''“Hey bro, give me some food!”''. Thus, he elevated his belly, started moving his brown-tainted tabby legs, went up to the [[The Dispenser|Bowl]], and started munching down on the donated treats. He decided to stay at the [[Feeder]], as he didn't want to walk the 0.25m distance in between the [[Stray Cat Feeders|Stray Cat Feeder]] and the palm tree. Around that time, his stomatitis instincts kicked in, making him stare soullessly into the camera, just like how [[Mr. Turkey|Türkiye]] would do during his arc at [[Auspicious Restaurant|The Auspicious Restaurant]]. He would keep up his brainless behavior for most of the remaining hour of his stay, occasionally standing up or changing his position. During the sixty minutes he spent looking at the camera, a cat (probably [[Mr. France]]) would come over and peek at Germany out of curiosity, and was met by even more confusion when discovering that he was simply staring at [[The Dispenser]].
 * '''October 14, 2024:''' Germany showed up, having a poopy face (that damned stomatitis demon acting up again).
 === March 2025 ===
-* '''March 1, 2025:''' The [[Caretaker]] was fed up by the antics of that stupid stomatitis, and decided to take action themselves, as Germany had little to no way of stopping it. During the 5-month hiatus, in which the less informed international viewers even though he could've passed away, Germany's condition would significantly improve, and his balls would be gone thanks to a [[TNR]] procedure. After this massive health glow-up, he came back triunfantly, without any poopy faces or stomatitis soup. Although he has almost fully gotten rid of the stomatitis, he still has kept the habit of staring at the camera, although this time he looked like he had thoughts behind those olive eyes instead of soullessly looking at a recording device with 2 viewers.
+* '''March 1, 2025:''' The [[Caretaker]] was fed up by the antics of that stupid stomatitis and decided to take action themselves, as Germany had little to no way of stopping it. During the 5-month hiatus, in which the less informed international viewers even thought he could've passed away, Germany's condition would significantly improve, and his balls would be gone thanks to a [[TNR]] procedure. After this massive health glow-up, he came back triumphantly, without any poopy faces or stomatitis soup. Although he has almost fully gotten rid of the stomatitis, he still has kept the habit of staring at the camera, although this time he looked like he had thoughts behind those olive eyes instead of soullessly looking at a recording device with 2 viewers.
-* '''March 26, 2025:''' Germany came over, looked at our souls and then decided that it wasn't worth looking any more at the viewer's inner spirits and left.
+* '''March 26, 2025:''' Germany came over, looked at our souls, and then decided that it wasn't worth looking any more at the viewer's inner spirits and left.
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 == Gallery ==
 <gallery>
-File:CatmanGalleryGermany.png|Germany after losing a braincell
+File:CatmanGalleryGermany.png|Germany after losing a brain cell
-File:GermanyTheThinker.png|Germany thinking very seriously (they lost a braincell and are taking a bit longer than usual)
+File:GermanyTheThinker.png|Germany thinking very seriously (they lost a brain cell and are taking a bit longer than usual)
 File:GermanicBlep.jpg|The silly! p:
 File:MlemmGermany.jpg|Blepping yet again!