Mount Kibble

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Description

 
Mount Kibble as of February 2, 2024, 9:40 UTC

Mount Kibble (often shortened to Mt. Kibble) is a pile of kibble blocking the camera at The Dispenser. It is considered the main villain. Its main enemy is Ms. Kibble, who once ate 50% of it.

Genesis

Mount Kibble rose in size as Street Cat streams gained popularity after numerous pictures and GIFs of Mr. Fresh and Mr. Shock were shared in many places over the web. As more people started donating money, more kibble was dispensed, and the cats could not keep up with eating it.

Mount Kibble Time Records

31st Jan - 4th Feb 2024

The latest Mount Kibble was started on 31st January 2024 at around 9 PM IST. It has made the cats only eat the treats and the kibble in front. The kibble supporting Mount Kibble has probably gone stale and hence when Ms. Kibble arrived on 3rd February 2024 she did not show any interest in Mount Kibble despite her past actions.

As of 4th February 2024, Mount Kibble still stands. At 8:30AM IST Ms. Kibble was again sighted not eating Mount Kibble but only the freeze-dried snacks and kibble in front of Mount Kibble.

4th February 2024, 18:48 IST, the great 4 day old Mount Kibble has fallen. A hand appeared out of no where and started cleaning out the feeder area in view of the Chinese New Year. After cleaning the surroundings, the hand disappeared and came back with a bowl and a scooper, the hand worked hard and got rid of all of Mount Kibble. The cats and viewers both will be happy now that the great behemoth has finally fallen. We do not know for how long its gone but we can only hope that this record time shall never be broken for it only causes kibble wastage and kitten sorrow. At it's peak, Mt. Kibble took up 75.39% of the camera, or at a 720x410 resolution it took up 222553 sq pixels out of the available 295200. The celebration was brief, however, as Mt. Kibble returned quite quickly, perhaps quicker than ever and by later that day it dominated the stream's viewing area yet again. It seems that Mt. Kibble will always be an endless threat to the stream and community as its immense popularity causes an oversaturation of snack donations and an unsustainable amount of snack wastage.

 
Mr. Piss the moment before he peed in the kibble
 
A commenter nicknaming Mt Kibble 'Mt Piss'

The cats have introduced a strange method of protesting Mt Kibble by contaminating the mountain with their bodily fluids. First, Mr. Puke vomited into the feeder box on February 3 2024, the next day Mr. Piss, for once making a move to help the greater cat community, or perhaps just to mark his territory, peed inside of the feeder box. Unless this is pure coincidence, it would appear that the cats are becoming tired of Mt Kibble, which was also named 'Mt Piss' by viewers after Mr. Piss peed on it and the pee trickled down to the safe area of the 'River Kibble' where the once fresh food lived.

5th Feb - 7th Feb 2024

Just when everyone thought we had gotten rid of the abomination that Mount Kibble was, it came back. On the 5th of February 2024, at 17:28 IST, a kind viewer of the stream decided to donate loads and loads of kibble and snacks hence creating the now better known as Mount Snibble. As of 12PM GMT, 05/02/2025, Mt. Kibble has covered 90.05% of the camera, taking up 267171 pixels of the 295200 allotted from a 720x410p resolution with the usual 0.05% margin of error. Although it is good to be donating to a cat feeder, it must be noted that donations must always be made in controllable quantities or if someone wants to make a donation this big, they should spread out their donations over more cat feeders so as to prevent more mount kibbles in the future. Currently, Mt. Snack has been attempted to be toppled down, but no challenger has succeeded due to them getting a full stomach.

 
Mt. Kibble as of 6 February 12:43

As of 6th February 2024, 8 AM IST, the Mount Snack part of Mount Snibble is completely gone. It appears that the greed for freeze-dried snacks has abled the cats to decimate Half of Mount Snibble. We can only hope at this point that Ms. Kibble or Mr. Excavator comes by and eats up Mount Kibble too, as its still occupying around 50% of the screen.

7th February, 2024, 12:22 PM IST, a really kind human, who has been dubbed Mrs. Socks, came to the feeder to provide tuna and snacks to the cats. Another really cool thing she did was turn Mount Kibble into a Plateau Kibble by eliminating about 80% of it.

At 15:24 PM IST of the same day, another human arrived, this time completely destroying Mount Kibble. The entire stream was happy that Mount Kibble has finally fallen again, the cats and viewers are now happy again. We must fight Mount Kibble with all we have and ensure it doesn't come back stronger. It should be noted that Mount Kibble gets worse at night, since less cats come by to chip away at the Mountain of Food.

 
The fabled Grand Mt. Kibble
 
Mr. Beef clearing Mt. Kibble on 10.02.2024

8th Feb - 10th Feb 2024

Guess who's back? Mount Fucking Kibble again. That's right! Mount Kibble has returned to give us all a hard time on the stream. It just can't stop, can it? on 8th Feb, 10:28 AM IST, a new Mount Kibble was formed, obstructing the view of the feeder. Mount Kibble also formed as Mount Snibble, consisting of snacks and kibble both.

On 9th Feb 2024, at 9:30 AM IST, a kind human came by to clean up the feeder. The human reached for Mount Kibble to clean it and they succeeded, right? WRONG! The human messed up Mount Kibble so bad that it now covered 100% of the screen. That's right, Mount Kibble now completely obstructs the view of the front camera and has become THE GRAND MOUNT KIBBLE. We can only hope that the human realizes her mistake and clears Mount Kibble for real this time.

On 10/02/2024, Mr. Beef cleared Mt. Kibble after 2 days. We shall now praise him for destroying Mt. Kibble. More info on The Beef Conquest.

Mount Snack

 
First sighting of a MT snack. Only a few moments later

Mount Snack is an alleged entity similar to Mount Kibble, but made of snacks instead. Mount Snack was first mentioned on 2 February, 2024, when Mount Kibble became so massive it covered the camera and one slope of Mount Kibble was covered in snacks. It's possible Mount Snack is just a part of Mount Kibble and not its own entity. The likeliness of a Mount Snack appearing is low as most of the cats seem to prefer to eat snacks instead of regular kibble. This poses issues for the health of the strays, however as the increasing affluence in snacks means they consume too many treats on a regular basis. This could be a contributing factor to Mr. Fresh's considerable weight gain, though this is just a theory.

On approximately 5th of February, 2024, the second sighting of Mount Snack appeared and it was much larger than the first sighting. It should be noted that Mount Snack gets worse at night, with the same reasons as listed for Mt. Kibble, although it's maintained better because of reasons listed above.

 
Another angle

At 11:25 AM SST (Shanghai Standard Time), Mount Snack was completely destroyed and no mountains are still in place.