User:Swift/Sandbox
 Mrs. Kirby herself | |
| Other name(s) | 黑鼻头, Black Nose Tip, Sister Kirby. |
|---|---|
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Tabby Calico |
| Sex | Female |
| Rarity | Common |
| Occupation | Single mother, Loaf, being a professional boxer (attacking any cat), & being a cutie. |
| Appearance | Brown and orange calico with a very soft face and a kirby-shaped collection of blobs on her back. |
| Personality | Feisty, silly. Territorial (when greeted upon another cat when visiting the feeder) |
| First known sighting |
January 30, 2024 05:18 PM (LFT) |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | Currently unknown |
| Children | Currently unknown, she appears to have given birth |
| Other |
Former Enemies: Mr. Fresh, Mr. Beef (Possibly) Enemies: The Gluttonous Beast |
Mrs. Kirby (黑鼻头, "Black Nose Tip") is a common visitor to the Happy Canteen feeding station, known for her cute face and distinct markings that look like Kirby. She is also known for being the most dominant cat, picking fights with everyone including Mr. Fresh himself, resulting in her having a "Queen" status. It is an unconfirmed rumor in the chat that Mrs. Kirby had been poisoned and thus is very unsure and careful about eating. This anxiety was pictured on February 4 in the 'staring forward' picture, in which for a strange number of seconds she sat in front of the feeder staring. The community wishes Mrs. Kirby only the best health.
Mrs. Kirby has been renamed from Ms. to Mrs. Kirby due to her being 100% pregnant. (The father is currently unknown.)
Since around March 19, 2024, Mrs. Kirby visited the feeder looking a lot more skinny than before, showing that she already gave birth off camera. The state of her kirblets is currently unknown.
Recently, Mrs. Kirby has mastered the art of teleportation. This seems to happen a lot when she leaves the feeder.
Behavior
Mrs. Kirby is a feisty cat as she sees the feeder as her territory. If she finds another cat eating when she comes in, she kicks them out immediately, often using violence. The only cat for whom she showed mercy was The Gluttonous Beast, because he was still a kitten. She did let him know that she was really mad, though.
Appearance
Mrs. Kirby is a magnificent matriarch with delicate white paws made for smacking competition for the feeder out of her way. During her (presumed) pregnancy, she was impressively round, but since the apparent birth of her kirblets, she has slimmed back down. She has splotches of orange on her face, and the top of her head is brown with two adorable orange ears. Her body is white with brown and orange circular patches. On her lower back is her eponymous Kirby-shaped marking, a brown circle with two round orange "feet."
Sightings
February 2024
- February 07, 2024: Mrs. Kirby attacked Ms. Fluff, causing her to scream in terror and run away.
- February 08, 2024: Mrs. Kirby had a fight with Mr. Piss and somehow won.
- February 09, 2024: Mrs. Kirby attacked Mr. Beef and Ms. Chess while they were eating, scaring them away.
- February 10, 2024: The Gluttonous Beast poked and spooked Mrs. Kirby, her only nerf.
- February 22, 2024: She was spotted again and ate briefly, staring at the camera several times.
- February 23, 2024: At 02:50 AM (LFT), she was spotted waiting for her turn at the feeder before scaring off Mr. Bald. The same day at 10:10 AM (LFT), she was spotted cautiously walking up to the feeder to get some snacks.
- February 24, 2024: At 01:16 AM (LFT), she ate for a bit and then loafed on the new carpet for close to 20 minutes, more than most cats do. The same day at 11:03 AM (LFT), she showed up and loafed for over 15 minutes. Also, the same day at 11:35 PM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes, then was scared off by something.
- February 25, 2024: Around 05:01 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 4 minutes, then was scared off by something under the feeder.
- February 27, 2024: Around 01:14 AM (LFT), she appeared and ate out of a very full Mount Kibble for around 7 minutes, heard another cat and ran away. The same day at 06:42 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes, then left.
- February 28, 2024: At 10:31 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 5 minutes, then left.
- February 29, 2024: At around 11:00 PM (LFT), she showed up when Mr. Doom was eating, and waited patiently while he finished his meal. Mr. Doom hissed at her, then continued to eat, then he left.