Cat Enthusiast
Joined 31 May 2024
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{{CatInfobox|name=I´m brinin Loafer back.YEAH 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥|image=Loaf Punch.png|caption=The creature|other_names=C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0|breed=Human?...|coat=Skin?|sex=Nah (she/her)|rarity=Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends|occupation=High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road|appearance=Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.|eye_color=uh|personality=goofy|parents=Gen X youtube short addicts|partner=bingle borb|siblings=Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother|children=Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus|other_relations=Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast}} | {{CatInfobox|name=I´m brinin Loafer back.YEAH 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥|image=Loaf Punch.png|caption=The creature|other_names=C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0|breed=Human?...|coat=Skin?|sex=Nah (she/her)|rarity=Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends|occupation=High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road|appearance=Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.|eye_color=uh|personality=goofy|parents=Gen X youtube short addicts|partner=bingle borb|siblings=Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother|children=Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus|other_relations=Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast}} | ||
[[File:The creature explode.gif|left|thumb|This is a croc checkpoint, please rehydrate, do a jumping jack in possible, and have a wonderful day! - croc]] | |||
[[File:Mr. Mooncake eepy.png|thumb|Hes eepy!]] | |||
[[File:Mr. Slam eye.png|thumb|Guh?]] | |||
[[File:Little Crispy.png|thumb|Buh!]] | |||
{{Userbox|brdrthic=2|brdrclr=white|bgclr=linear-gradient(90deg, hsla(4, 48%, 94%, 1) 0%, hsla(66, 70%, 80%, 1) 50%, hsla(226, 67%, 76%, 1) 100%);|img=Sniffer Man.png|txclr=black|text=Are you ready to have a bad time? - Sans 100% real quote|10}}[[File:Styles lonely.png|thumb|Smh look at this goof. He lonely without his bf]] | |||
[[File:Daredevil aaaa.png|thumb|The creature]] | [[File:Daredevil aaaa.png|thumb|The creature]] | ||
[[File:Ms. Companion mlem.png|thumb|Mlem!]] | [[File:Ms. Companion mlem.png|thumb|Mlem!]][[File:Husbands-reaction-to-peach-cobbler.gif|frameless]] | ||
My sandbox! Check out Mr. Cheeks! [[User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox]] | My sandbox! Check out Mr. Cheeks! [[User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox]] | ||
<nowiki>#</nowiki>1 Asparagus lover ong. Avid [[Mrs. Eeper]] fan. I really like kittens, they are so goofy and silly. | <nowiki>#</nowiki>1 Asparagus lover ong. Avid [[Mrs. Eeper]] fan. I really like kittens, they are so goofy and silly. I watch ''A LOT'' of feeders (mostly undocumented ones), but my most common visits are [[Ten Thousand Kitties House]], [[Cats Who Love to Eat]], [[Orange Cat Kindergarten]], and [[Big Man's Cat Houses]]. | ||
Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh..... | Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh..... | ||
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[[Mr. Cheeks|The GOAT]]: Mr. Cheeks | [[Mr. Cheeks|The GOAT]]: Mr. Cheeks | ||
[[File:Gnomes.png|none|thumb|Yes, I can confirm I daily have to fight off gnomes on my doorstep. Good reference!]] | |||
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Grilled Cheese | Grilled Cheese | ||
[[File:Little Crispy 2.png|thumb|Guh!]] | |||
Pepper Soup | Pepper Soup | ||