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{{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous | {{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, [[Mr. Fear]] (speculated + debunked)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers.|personality=Hungry, Very Hungry|first_sighting=January 30, 2024 | ||
5:18 PM (LFT)|parents=[[Mr. Turkey]], Unknown Mother|siblings=Unknown|other_relations=[[Mrs. Kirby]] (Arch enemy) | |||
Rivalry with [[Ms. Beetle]]}} | |||
The Gluttonous Beast is a orange and white ticked tabby, | [[File:Tgb_side.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile. He is truly a force to be reckoned with]] | ||
[[File:TGB reappears at the feeder to display his gluttony.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast displays once again that his hunger and greed are unmatched.]] | |||
'''The Gluttonous Beast''' ''(also called Mr. Glutton or Mr. Speed)'' is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with ''an average of '''2-3 munches per second''' (averaging to 150 munches per minute).'' He is the ''fastest and longest lasting'' ''kibble destroyer'' to be spotted in [[Happy Canteen|Mr. Fresh's Feeder]]. | |||
His first appearance on the global community was at 08:30 AM (LFT) on February 05, 2024. | |||
The Gluttonous Beast is known to eat longer than 12-17 minutes, as his '''''current record for the longest munching was over 25 minutes'''''. Combining every single one of his eating sessions, TGB has munched over '''18,750 times.''' When not distracted or disrupted, he usually eats for a long time. Initially, The Gluttonous Beast was the only nerf to [[Mrs. Kirby]], however after a second encounter on March 2nd, [[Mrs. Kirby]] managed to scare off the Beast. | |||
The small cat that [[Mr. Piss]] threatened was actually The Gluttonous Beast, as shown in the picture below. It isn't clear whether TGB was known at this time, and there is no consensus about TGB's first global recognition. | |||
[[File:Brawlhuge.png|none|thumb|[[Mr. Piss]] (left) towering over the small, gluttonous beast]] | |||
== Behavior == | == Behavior == | ||
The Gluttonous Beast devours food. He only cares about kibble and will search for and devour it in a matter of seconds. He has been known to horrify multiple cats with his gluttony. The Gluttonous Beast, or TGB for short, seems to only appear once per day. TGB also has not been observed to make any sounds while eating other than munching, in fact at times so focused on his kibble that he will not address other competitors around him. However, although being extremely gluttonous, TGB is very attentive, always peering to the sides to make sure no other cat is lurking. Despite his small appearance, TGB is very gluttonous and can eat longer and faster than any other cat. He will also leave no stone unturned and will attempt to eat treats or kibble left on the floor. His ability to search, identify, and destroy kibble is so incredible that even the most powerful military commanders find it impossible. | |||
== Appearance == | == Appearance == | ||
The Gluttonous Beast has big orange patches on his back with one orange spot on the top. He also has two smaller conjoined spots on his neck. His face can be identified due to his gounds ''(eye discharge)''. He also has a shorter tail. His gluttony, demeanor, roundness, and face make him instantly recognizable. | |||
In spite of his name, he is the size of a kitten, this being apparent when other cats visit the feeder during his feast. Sometimes this is used as an advantage by the other cats to scare the beast away from his throne (the feeder). | |||
[[File:Gluttonous beast back photo.png|thumb|The whole body appearance of The Gluttonous Beast, showing his back.|none]] | |||
== Sightings == | == Sightings == | ||
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=== February 2024 === | |||
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[[File:Cornered.png|thumb|A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats. ([[Ms. Puke|Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. One]])]] | |||
* '''February 05, 2024:''' At 08:30 AM (LFT), The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted, where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes. | |||
* '''February 06, 2024:''' At around 07:30 AM (LFT), The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 08:00 AM (LFT). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third official sighting was on 10:25 AM (LFT), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of [[Mrs. Kirby]]. | |||
* '''February 07, 2024:''' At around 10:00 AM (LFT), he only got to eat for an estimated 6 minutes, due to being cornered by two cats, [[Mr. One]] and [[Mr. Puke]]. | |||
* '''February 08, 2024:''' At around 10:00 AM (LFT), he ate for around 13 minutes. | |||
*'''February 09, 2024:''' Before his sixth appearance on 10:00 AM (LFT), [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]] let TGB get his rightful turn, where TGB ate for 15 minutes until an unknown entity and a cat similar to [[Mr. Snoob]] showed up and he got disrupted. | |||
* '''February 10, 2024:''' He was once spotted again in the morning, slapping [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] and ate for an estimated 17 minutes. | |||
* '''February 11, 2024:''' In the morning, he was assaulted by [[Mr. Crunch|Mr. Crunch.]] | |||
* '''February 13, 2024:''' He came back at 11:01 AM (LFT) and only ate for an estimated 10 minutes, probably because he was disrupted by a background noise or/and got more sensitive due to the last assault on [[Mr. Fresh's Feeder]]. | |||
* '''February 14, 2024:''' Around 11:30 PM (LFT), it was said that he only ate for 8 minutes. | |||
* '''February 17, 2024:''' Around 10:05 AM (LFT), TGB ate for 25 minutes and 16 seconds, breaking his previous record of 22 minutes. [[Mr. Fresh]] was sitting in the background, carefully observing his monstrous feast. | |||
* '''February 23, 2024:''' At 10:54 AM (LFT) TGB is seen eating puke off the carpet that was previously left by [[Mr. Anxiety]]. TGB ate for approximately 15 minutes. | |||
* '''February 27, 2024:''' At an unknown time, TGB was seen once again and ate for approximately 23 minutes, only pausing to make sure [[Mr. Crunch]] wasn't around to stop him. | |||
[[File:Imagefam.png|thumb|[[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]] eating while The Gluttonous Beast waits for his turn.]] | |||
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=== March 2024 === | |||
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* '''March 02, 2024:''' At 07:42 AM (LFT), TGB ate for 11 minutes before being interrupted by [[Ms. Kirby]]. | |||
* '''March 04, 2024:''' Around 23:45 (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before leaving. | |||
* '''March 05, 2024:''' Around 08:01 AM (LFT), TGB ate for approximately 25 minutes whilst getting his foot caught on the mat. | |||
* '''March 07, 2024:''' Around 09:05 AM (LFT), TGB was sighted waiting outside of the feeder. Then a minute later, the cat inside left and TGB climbed up and started feasting for 12 minutes straight before leaving. | |||
* '''March 08, 2024:''' Around 08:41 AM (LFT), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by [[Mr. Beef]], then promptly left the feeder. | |||
* '''March 09, 2024:''' Around 08:55 PM (LFT), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming [[Mount Kibble]]. | |||
* '''March 11, 2024:''' Around 08:57 PM (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by [[Ms. Rust]] and left. At 09:07 PM (LFT), TGB's second return to the feeder, [[Mr. Croissant|Ms. Croissant]] was eating there, after she left; TGB started eating. at 09:15 PM (LFT), [[Dr. Smudge]] came, and TGB hissed at him and ran away. | |||
* '''March 15, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (LFT), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (LFT) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of [[Mount Snack]] before satiating his hunger upon the towering [[Mount Kibble]]. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene. | |||
* '''March 18, 2024:''' Around 02:04 PM (LFT), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 02:15 PM (LFT), totalling 11 minutes, as [[Mr. Piss]] approached the feeder. | |||
* '''March 20, 2024:''' Around 08:48 AM (LFT), TGB arrived at the [[Happy Canteen]] taking over for another cat, eating some kibble, putting his paw in the kibble while looking around, then consuming more of the mighty kibble. After eating nearly half of the kibble in about 10 minutes, the beast got assaulted by [[Mrs. Kirby]] and ran away. He returned several minutes later and ate for about 5 minutes. | |||
* '''March 24, 2024:''' Took over the feeder from [[Ms. Camo]] at about 01:23 PM (LFT) and ate for several minutes. | |||
* '''March 25, 2024:''' Appeared and got snacked the proceeded to “devour all freeze dried chicken snacks in the feeder leaving not a crumb behind” but, strangely seemed less gluttonous than usual… | |||
* '''March 29, 2024:''' At roughly 11:01 AM (LFT), TGB appeared once again to satiate his appetite on the feeble remains of Mount Snack. Unsatisfied with his unworthy opponent, TGB left shortly after at 11:09 AM (LFT). | |||
* '''March 31, 2024:''' At around 12:59 AM (LFT), TGB peered in on [[Ms. Princess]]'s dining. After Ms. Princess left with no trouble, TGB ate kibble for roughly eight minutes before leaving. | |||
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=== April 2024 === | |||
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* '''April 01, 2024:''' TGB was spotted at around around 08:15 PM (LFT), stepping into the feeder multiple times to eat chicken snacks until leaving at around 08:30 PM (LFT). He was replaced by another cat. | |||
* '''April 02, 2024:''' At 12:32 PM (LFT), TGB appeared to ravage the horrified remains of Mount Snack, and would have likely kept going if not for the brave cries of an unseen cat. We live to see another day. | |||
* '''April 03, 2024:''' At 09:15 PM (LFT), TGB patiently waited for an unidentified gray cat to finish their meal, before proceeding to go two paws deep into the feeder and ravage the rubble of Mt. Snack & Mt. Kibble for nearly 10 minutes before being startled by another cat and fleeing the scene. | |||
* '''April 04, 2024:''' At approximately 09:14 PM (LFT), TGB appears to once more devour Mt. Kibble & Mt. Snack for about five or so minutes before deciding to leave at 09:19 PM (LFT). | |||
* '''April 12, 2024:''' At around 11:30 AM (LFT) The Gluttonous Beast was sighted devouring a mountain on kibble, not leaving time to sallow. He was also sighted looking behind him to ensure his safety. | |||
* '''April 14, 2024:''' At around 08:30 PM (LFT) TGB peeked in on [[Mr. Chicken]] feeding and was noticed. Mr. Chicken then left, allowing TGB to start vacuuming up the kibble and snacks for about five minutes, regularly checking behind himself all the while. | |||
* '''April 21, 2024:''' At around 12:09 PM (LFT) TGB waited outside the feeder for [[Ms. Warn]] to finish eating. He then proceeded to devour kibble and snacks for over ten minutes. | |||
* '''April 23, 2024:''' At 11:53 PM (LFT) TGB began a quest to clear out the feeder as much as he could. Meowing from outside did not dissuade his munching. He devoured his food for an impressive 13 minutes | |||
* '''April 24, 2024:''' At around 12:09 AM (LFT) TGB ate for about 5 minutes, taking one break in between to reevaluate his life decisions, before gorging himself on more. What a beast. At around 08:40 PM (LFT) TGB graced onlookers with his presence after the cameras on the re-stream were brought back online. The glorious beast devoured [[Mt. Kibble]] and [[Mount Snibble|Mt. Snibble]] for 12 whole minutes before getting scarred by people stocking up the feeder, not being sure which way to exit. Until [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] arrived in which TGB made a stealthy exit. Not only is he powerful in destruction he is now stealthy too, what a glorious being. | |||
* '''April 29, 2024:''' Around 12:00 AM (LFT) TGB was spotted hanging out by the entrance of the feeder while [[Mrs. Kirby]] was munching. In a (literally) stunning manoeuvre the Beast tripped himself and somersaulted onto the floor, where he lay frozen on his back for nearly a minute. A baffled Mrs. Kirby made her exit and once he realized the coast was clear, TGB attempted to right himself up and climbed up to the feeder. He munched for nine minutes before leaving. | |||
* '''April 30, 2024:''' Around 11:00 PM (LFT) TGB was spotted munching at the feeder like he always does eating for approx. 12 minutes. He was being a very clean boy as he decided to assist [[Mr. Janitor]]'s quest to keep the feeder clean by munching some of the food on the floor. However he made a light speed escape maneuver when [[Mr. Crunch]] decided that he wished to keep the floor covered in food and scared TGB away. Poor little guy. | |||
[[File:Tgbfreak.gif|thumb|TGB performing his flopping manoeuvre, baffling [[Mrs. Kirby]] ]] | |||
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=== May 2024 === | |||
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* '''May 02, 2024:''' Around 01:00 AM (LFT), the Beast was spotted hanging around the feeder entryway while [[Dr. Smudge]] was eating. TGB munched some food off of the floor before becoming frustrated at the lack of access to the feeder, and leaped past Dr. Smudge to exit the opposite side of the feeder at 01:05 AM (LFT). The feeder camera later crashed and TGB reappeared on camera when it recovered at 01:20 AM (LFT). He ate until he was chased off by [[Mr. Chicken]] at 01:30 (LFT). | |||
* '''May 09, 2024:''' At 08:01 AM (LFT), TGB was seen eating some kibble for a staggering 14 minutes. He has not been seen since. We miss him dearly and hope he comes back soon. | |||
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{{Sighting Disclaimer}} | |||
== Gallery == | |||
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File:The Gluttonous Beast.jpg|The Sin Of Gluttony Devours. | |||
File:Tgb.vs.kirby.jpg|The Gluttonous Beast vs [[Mrs. Kirby|Kirby]]. | |||
File:Thebeast2.gif|The Gluttonous Beast either choking, aggressively eating or trying to remove a stuck kibble in his teeth. (click to see gif) | |||
File:Gluttonousbody.png|The Gluttonous Beast looking deceptively small and cute considering his massive appetite. | |||
File:TGB.png|I fear no man, but that thing. It scares me. | |||
File:Poorbeast.png|The beast being tackled by a heartless [[Mr. Crunch]]. The International Criminal Court is looking for this criminal. | |||
File:Child abuse.gif|(GIF, click to see it) TGB being beaten by [[Mr. Crunch]]. TGB needs to train and increase his size to fight off this foe. | |||
File:TGB-eating-canned-food.png|TGB is diligently cleaning canned food | |||
File:Tgb kirby hiss.png|The Gluttonous Beast vs [[Mrs. Kirby|Kirby]], part 2 | |||
File:TGB Judgement.png|TGB Judges our souls after watching him eat for 17 minutes. | |||
File:He knows no bounds.png|TGB does not abide by the laws of man, as such he steps into the feeder to engorge himself. | |||
File:Cronch.webp|The beast mid-cronch on the 9th of March. | |||
File:Tgb eating off of floor.png|The Beast showing no regard for cleanliness, eating off the floor like a heathen. | |||
File:IMG 2996.jpeg|The Beast finds your lack of faith disturbing before devouring nearly half of the kibble. | |||
File:IMG 2994.jpeg|TGB hisses at Ms. Kirby before fleeing the feeder. | |||
File:The beast sighting.png|TGB spotted eating (like a beast) on the 23rd of March | |||
File:Tgbislarge.png|As of 25/03/24, TGB is much larger than before | |||
File:TGBarn.jpeg|TGB is as big as a barn, or some barns are as big as TBG. We will never truly know. | |||
File:Flipped over TGB.Png|The Gluttonous Beast gets Flipped over | |||
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