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-{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Slam|image=MrSlam1.png|caption=Mr. Slam before disaster struck.|other_names="Zi-Er" (lit. "Sprayer-Two")|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Grey tabby with a lighter underbelly.|sex=Male|rarity=Rare|occupation=Getting body slammed by Mrs. Dress|personality=Scared and Shy|first_sighting=Unknown}}
+{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Slam|image=MrSlamHead.png|caption=Rare picture of Mr. Slam without him showing his balls.|other_names=Zi-Er ("滋二", lit. "Sprayer-Two"), ChouZi ("臭滋", lit. "Nasty Pisser"), ZiZi ("滋滋", lit. "Piss-Piss")|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Brown tabby with a lighter underbelly.|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon (when compared to Mrs. Dress)|occupation=Pissing in and out of the feeder.|eye_color=Yellow|personality=Greedy and Disgusting|first_sighting=Unknown}}
-[[Mr. Slam]], known by the [[Ten Thousand Kitties House|Ten Thousand Kitties House's (万猫屋)]] Chinese community as "Zi-Er" ("滋二", lit. "Sprayer-Two"), is a semi-frequent visitor of the respective feeder, mostly eating outside but sometimes entering to eat kibble from the source when [[Mrs. Dress]] isn't around.
+'''Mr. Slam''', known by the [[Ten Thousand Kitties House|Ten Thousand Kitties House's (万猫屋)]] Chinese community as "Zi-Er" ("滋二", lit. "Sprayer-Two"), is a frequent visitor of said feeder, often coming by after the caretaker's daily sessions to feast on the freshly restocked steamed chicken breast and wax gourd kibble. He is deterred by nothing and often gets into trouble with the other cats due to his greed and constant pissing.
-He was previously assumed to be Mrs. Dress' fourth son that was left as a stray. That has been proven to be false however, and as of now, said son hasn't been seen or caught on camera.
+He shares a striking resemblance to [[Mrs. Dress]] and [[Mr. Heartbreak]]'s fourth biological son, [[Mr. Heartthrob]], due to both cats being tabbies and seeming brown in color under the feeder's lighting. However, Mr. Slam is considerably fatter compared to Mr. Heartbreak, while Mr. Heartbreak has much more defined lines on his coat compared to Mr. Slam.
 View his feeder here: https://meow.camera/viewer/#4154701567245307824
 == Behavior ==
-Mr. Slam tends to be very timid, only showing up when no other cats such as Mrs. Dress or [[Mr. Edo]] are around. He prefers to eat from the bowls left outside by the caretaker, so pictures of him are usually very blurry as when he does eat inside, he does so extremely quickly. This behavior is likely related to how Mrs. Dress treats him, based off of the incident that took place the day Mr. Slam was first seen on camera.
+Mr. Slam is the opposite of timid, and is the equivalent of the Ten Thousand Kitties House's personal [[wikipedia:Beelzebub|Beelzebub]]. He is extremely greedy and disgusting, often eating like a slob before proceeding to piss either inside of the feeder, on the feeder, or in the feeder bowl. Thus, he is hated by both the English and Chinese fandom, and also by the cats in his feeder, excluding [[Mama Tortoiseshell]], who is the sole cat that enjoys his presence.
-[[File:MrSlamEating.png|center|thumb|235x235px|Mr. Slam eating inside the feeder.]]
+Speaking of which, he also has zero semblance of self-awareness, as displayed by him barging into the feeder even when multiple other cats, particularly cats that dislike him to an extreme degree, are already residing inside. This results in him getting beat up, fought off or screamed at, marking him as one of the more pitiful cats in his feeder.
+He is also known for his slouching whenever he decides to eat from the feeder bowl for a prolonged time. However, if there isn't enough space for him to enter the feeder, or if the feeder is occupied by a cat that he is afraid of, he will choose to eat with half of his body appearing from next to the water fountain instead.
 == Appearance ==
-Mr. Slam is a brown tabby with a lighter underbelly and yellow eyes. He's also sometimes referred to as an "ugly boy" by both the caretakers and the Chinese community due to his seemingly dirty-looking coat.
+Mr. Slam is a brown tabby with a lighter underbelly and yellow eyes. The lines on his coat are considerably less defined compared to his look-alike, Mr. Heartthrob, with it being blurry at the top but becoming more pronounced the further along his back it goes. He also has a rounder shape to his face, possibly being a causation of his tomcat cheeks, and an even rounder belly that hangs when he is slouching. He is around the same size as [[Mr. Edo]], but smaller in size compared to [[Brother Styles]]. Neither of his ears are clipped as he hasn't been neutered yet.
+Due to his dirty-looking coat and overall fatter appearance, he is sometimes referred to as an "ugly boy" by both the caretaker and the Chinese community.
 == Notable Sightings ==