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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Slam|image=MrSlamHead.png|caption=Rare picture of Mr. Slam without him showing his balls.|other_names=Zi-Er ("滋二", lit. "Sprayer-Two"), ChouZi ("臭滋", lit. "Nasty Pisser"), ZiZi ("滋滋", lit. "Piss-Piss")|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Brown tabby with a lighter underbelly.|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon (when compared to Mrs. Dress)|occupation=Pissing in and out of the feeder.|eye_color=Yellow|personality=Greedy and Disgusting|first_sighting=Unknown}}
{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Slam|image=MrSlamHead.png|caption=Rare picture of Mr. Slam without him showing his balls.|other_names=From the Chinese Community: Pisser-Two (滋二), Nasty Pisser (臭滋), Piss-Piss (滋滋)
 
From the English Community: Pisschamp, Pissboy, Nasty Pisschamp|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Black (brown) Mackerel Tabby|sex=Tomcat (Intact Male)|rarity=Uncommon (when compared to Mrs. Dress)|occupation=Pissing in and out of the feeder.|eye_color=Yellow|personality=Greedy and Disgusting|first_sighting=Unknown|partner=[[Mama Tortoiseshell]], who is also the only cat that likes his presence.}}


'''Mr. Slam''', known by the [[Ten Thousand Kitties House|Ten Thousand Kitties House's (万猫屋)]] Chinese community as "Zi-Er" ("滋二", lit. "Sprayer-Two"), is a frequent visitor of said feeder, often coming by after the caretaker's daily sessions to feast on the freshly restocked steamed chicken breast and wax gourd kibble. He is deterred by nothing and often gets into trouble with the other cats due to his greed and constant pissing.   
'''Mr. Slam''', known by the [[Ten Thousand Kitties House|Ten Thousand Kitties House's (万猫屋)]] Chinese community as "Zi-Er" ("滋二", lit. "Sprayer-Two"), is a frequent visitor of said feeder, often coming by after the caretaker's daily sessions to feast on the freshly restocked steamed chicken breast and wax gourd kibble. He is deterred by nothing and often gets into trouble with the other cats due to his greed and constant pissing.   


He shares a striking resemblance to [[Mrs. Dress]] and [[Mr. Heartbreak]]'s fourth biological son, [[Mr. Heartthrob]], due to both cats being tabbies and seeming brown in color under the feeder's lighting. However, Mr. Slam is considerably fatter compared to Mr. Heartbreak, while Mr. Heartbreak has much more defined lines on his coat compared to Mr. Slam.  
He shares a striking resemblance to [[Mrs. Dress]] and [[Mr. Heartbreak]]'s fourth biological son, [[Mr. Heartthrob]], due to both cats being tabbies and seeming brown in color under the feeder's lighting. However, Mr. Slam is considerably fatter compared to Mr. Heartthrob, while Mr. Heartthrob has much more defined lines on his coat compared to Mr. Slam.  
 
View his feeder here: https://meow.camera/viewer/#4154701567245307824


== Behavior ==
== Behavior ==
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Speaking of which, he also has zero semblance of self-awareness, as displayed by him barging into the feeder even when multiple other cats, particularly cats that dislike him to an extreme degree, are already residing inside. This results in him getting beat up, fought off or screamed at, marking him as one of the more pitiful cats in his feeder.
Speaking of which, he also has zero semblance of self-awareness, as displayed by him barging into the feeder even when multiple other cats, particularly cats that dislike him to an extreme degree, are already residing inside. This results in him getting beat up, fought off or screamed at, marking him as one of the more pitiful cats in his feeder.


He is also known for his slouching whenever he decides to eat from the feeder bowl for a prolonged time. However, if there isn't enough space for him to enter the feeder, or if the feeder is occupied by a cat that he is afraid of, he will choose to eat with half of his body appearing from next to the water fountain instead.
He is also known for his slouching whenever he decides to eat from the feeder bowl for a prolonged time. However, if there isn't enough space for him to enter the feeder, or if the feeder is occupied by a cat that he is afraid of, he will choose to eat with half of his body appearing from next to the water fountain instead.<gallery mode="packed">
File:MrSlamSlouching.png|Mr. Slam slouching as he eats, stand up!
File:MrSlamPeekingIn.png|Mr. Slam peeking in for more food.
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== Appearance ==
== Appearance ==
Mr. Slam is a brown tabby with a lighter underbelly and yellow eyes. The lines on his coat are considerably less defined compared to his look-alike, Mr. Heartthrob, with it being blurry at the top but becoming more pronounced the further along his back it goes. He also has a rounder shape to his face, possibly being a causation of his tomcat cheeks, and an even rounder belly that hangs when he is slouching. He is around the same size as [[Mr. Edo]], but smaller in size compared to [[Brother Styles]]. Neither of his ears are clipped as he hasn't been neutered yet.
Mr. Slam is a brown tabby with a lighter underbelly and yellow eyes. The lines on his coat are considerably less defined compared to his look-alike, Mr. Heartthrob, with it being blurry at the top but becoming more pronounced the further along his back it goes. He also has a rounder shape to his face, possibly being a causation of his tomcat cheeks, and an even rounder belly that hangs when he is slouching. He is around the same size as [[Mr. Edo]], but smaller in size compared to [[Brother Styles]]. Neither of his ears are clipped as he hasn't been neutered yet.


Due to his dirty-looking coat and overall fatter appearance, he is sometimes referred to as an "ugly boy" by both the caretaker and the Chinese community.
Due to his dirty-looking coat and overall fatter appearance, he is sometimes referred to as an "ugly boy" by both the caretaker and the Chinese community.<gallery mode="packed">
File:MrSlamSideProfile.png|Mr. Slam looking outside
File:MrSlamFrontView.png|Mr. Slam from the front
File:MrSlamLeftSide.png|Mr. Slam on his left
File:MrSlamRightSide.png|Mr. Slam on his right
File:MrSlamTopView.png|Mr. Slam from the top
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== Notable Sightings ==
== Notable Sightings ==
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File:MrSlamFear.png|Mr. Slam after getting defeated by Mrs. Dress.
File:MrSlamFear.png|Mr. Slam after getting defeated by Mrs. Dress.
File:Meow.camera 4154701567245307824 1715094895903.png|Mr. Slam top view
File:Meow.camera 4154701567245307824 1715094915028.png|Mr. Slam's face
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