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-{{CatInfobox|name=John|image=John-munching.gif|caption=This is John|other_names=John I, OG John|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=White bicolor dotted with black spots|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation= The Don|personality=john|first_sighting=Unknown|parents=Has an unnamed mother|partner=Unknown|siblings=Has an unnamed brother|children=Unknown|other_relations=Unknown|}}
+{{CatInfobox|name=John|image=John-munching.gif|caption=John, the Destroyer of Universes |other_names=John I, OG John, 丑猫 (lit. "Ugly Cat"), 丑宝 (lit. "Ugly Baby", could also be "Clown Baby"), 嗨皮 (Happy) Johnny, Ms. John|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Black with High White Spotting|sex=Female|rarity= Unseeable|occupation= universal threat |appearance=White dotted with black. Unique markings around eyes, making her appear constantly sad.|eye_color=Amber|personality=Paranoid, john|first_sighting=Unknown|parents=[[Lookout]] (mother)|partner=None|siblings=[[Doe]] (brother)}}
+'''John''' is a smaller cat that looks like a picture of Vito Corleone. Despite the male name, John is a female cat. She was seen at [[John's Canteen]] '''(噜米小食堂)''', but the feeder is now out of service.
-'''John''' is a smaller cat that looks like a picture of Vito Corleone. He is seen at the John Canteen '''(噜米小食堂)'''.
+== Behavior ==
+John is typically very nervous, and she frequently pauses while eating to check her surroundings. She can be seen snuggling with her brother [[Doe]], but isn't a huge fan of other cats.
 == Appearance ==
-John is a bicolour white and black spotted cat. His most unique and distinguishable feature is the black spot pattern on his nose.
+John is a bicolor white and black spotted cat with vivid yellow-orange eyes. Her most unique and distinguishable feature is the black spot pattern on her nose and over eyes. Much like a Rorschach test, John’s anomalous visage is interpreted differently from viewer to viewer.
-== Behavior ==
+John has also been known to take the form of a shallow brown bowl when startled.
-John
+[[File:John-back.webp|none|thumb|207x207px|John: Top view]]
 == Sightings ==
-Many of John's sightings have not been recorded due to his popularity within the English community.
-* '''March 11, 2024:''' At 5:13 AM (CST), John was seen munching on kibbles. He would subsequently go in and out of the feeder for the next few minutes.
+=== '''March 2024''' ===
-* '''March 13, 2024:''' At 9:11 PM (CST), John was spotted eating at the feeder. He would come back at 4:12 AM (CST), to continue his meal.
+* '''March 11, 2024:''' At 05:13 AM (LFT), John was seen munching on kibbles. She would subsequently go in and out of the feeder for the next few minutes.
+* '''March 13, 2024:''' At 09:11 PM (LFT), John was spotted eating at the feeder. She would come back at 04:12 AM (LFT), to continue her meal.
+* '''March 14, 2024:''' At 08:00 PM (LFT), John ate out of the feeder.
+* '''March 15, 2024:''' At 07:10 PM (LFT), John ate out of the newly installed food bowl in the feeder.
+* '''March 16, 2024:''' At 05:18 PM (LFT), John walked into the feeder. At 08:21 AM (LFT), John briefly ate from the feeder before leaving.
+* '''March 18, 2024:''' At 02:15 AM (LFT), John was seen taking mouthfuls of the kibble and eating it outside the feeder. She appeared a bit more nervous than usual.
+* '''March 20, 2024:''' At 09:30 PM (LFT), John made several trips to and from the food bowl, often lying down just outside the cat house.
+* '''March 23, 2024:''' At 06:17 PM (LFT), John was seen eating some kibbles, sometimes distracted by noises.
+* '''March 28, 2024:''' At around 03:40 AM (LFT), John appeared to munch on some kibble, getting distracted several times, but nonetheless finishing her meal and leaving.
+=== April 2024 ===
+* '''April 16, 2024:''' At around 07:00 PM (LFT), John appeared extremely paranoid and spent several minutes eating, stopping to look around every few seconds. She ran away after.
+* '''April 25, 2024:''' John's feeder, [[John's Canteen]], was decommissioned by its caretaker.
+<br>
+{{Sighting Disclaimer}}
 == Gallery ==
 <gallery>
-File:John-face.jpg|John's face
+File:John-face.jpg|John's Face
-File:John-and-brother.webp|John and his brother towering over
+File:John-side.webp|John: Side view
+File:John-and-brother.webp|John with [[Doe|her brother]] towering over.
+File:John the being.png|John looking like she's gonna kill you. (She is.)
+File:John when hes about to KILL YOU.png|John staring into the feeder, unimpressed.
+File:John58.png|John: Side profile
+File:John-gets-turned-into-bowl.gif|A wizard turns John into a wooden bowl '''(GIF)'''
+File:John being silly.png|alt=John being silly as usual. (do NOT trust him) hi yahi if your reading htis          :) this goes away soon|John being silly as usual. (Do NOT trust her. And give her food.)
+File:Meow.camera 4599640492759068497 1713265386907.png|Between fear and hunger, she chose to eat in fear.
+File:John 1-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif|John on April 16th, 2024.
+File:John 2-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif|John checking if the coast is clear, then eating.
+File:Johnnn.png|John peeking out from under a plastic sheet.
+File:Meoerajohn.png|John overlooking Mt. Kibble.
+File:JoHn.png|John looking at us like we owe her money
 </gallery>
-{{Cat Footer}}
+{{JCCF}}
+[[category:Cats]]
+[[category:Memes]]
+[[Category:Females]]
+[[Category:Black and White]]