John, the Destroyer of Universes
Other name(s) John I, OG John, 丑猫 (lit. "Ugly Cat"), 丑宝 (lit. "Ugly Baby", could also be "Clown Baby"), 嗨皮 (Happy) Johnny
Breed Domestic Shorthair
Coat Black with High White Spotting
Sex Female
Rarity Unseeable
Occupation GOD
Appearance White dotted with black. Unique markings around eyes, making her appear constantly sad.
Eye Color Amber
Personality Paranoid, john
First known sighting Unknown
Parents Lookout (mother)
Siblings Doe (brother)
Partner None
Children None

John is a smaller cat that looks like a picture of Vito Corleone. Despite the male name, John is a female cat. She was seen at John's Canteen (噜米小食堂), but the feeder is now out of service.

She won as the 2nd Most Favourite Cat in the Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 4th Weekly Fan Poll.


John is typically very nervous, and she frequently pauses while eating to check her surroundings. She can be seen snuggling with her brother Doe, but isn't a huge fan of other cats.


John is a bicolor white and black spotted cat with vivid yellow-orange eyes. Her most unique and distinguishable feature is the black spot pattern on her nose and over eyes. Much like a Rorschach test, John’s anomalous visage is interpreted differently from viewer to viewer.

John has also been known to take the form of a shallow brown bowl when startled.

John: Top view


March 2024

  • March 11, 2024: At 05:13 AM (LFT), John was seen munching on kibbles. She would subsequently go in and out of the feeder for the next few minutes.
  • March 13, 2024: At 09:11 PM (LFT), John was spotted eating at the feeder. She would come back at 04:12 AM (LFT), to continue her meal.
  • March 14, 2024: At 08:00 PM (LFT), John ate out of the feeder.
  • March 15, 2024: At 07:10 PM (LFT), John ate out of the newly installed food bowl in the feeder.
  • March 16, 2024: At 05:18 PM (LFT), John walked into the feeder. At 08:21 AM (LFT), John briefly ate from the feeder before leaving.
  • March 18, 2024: At 02:15 AM (LFT), John was seen taking mouthfuls of the kibble and eating it outside the feeder. She appeared a bit more nervous than usual.
  • March 20, 2024: At 09:30 PM (LFT), John made several trips to and from the food bowl, often lying down just outside the cat house.
  • March 23, 2024: At 06:17 PM (LFT), John was seen eating some kibbles, sometimes distracted by noises.
  • March 28, 2024: At around 03:40 AM (LFT), John appeared to munch on some kibble, getting distracted several times, but nonetheless finishing her meal and leaving.

April 2024

  • April 16, 2024: At around 07:00 PM (LFT), John appeared extremely paranoid and spent several minutes eating, stopping to look around every few seconds. She ran away after.
  • April 25, 2024: John's feeder, John's Canteen, was decommissioned by its caretaker.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")


 List of feeders and cats from John's Canteen



5A Scenic Cat AreaA Litter of Cats Who Love Each OtherAbandoned AngelAll You Can Eat Buffet
Auspicious RestaurantBaldie Carrot, the Cats' ProtectorBlessings Be With You
Brother Fresh's Last DayBrother Fresh’s Exclusive Castle CatMojoCat House of Compassion in HeQing Town
Cat House of Compassion in HeQing TownCat Paradise 1Cats Who Love to Eat
Eat and Drink Without Worries ~ Happy Meow Island ⌯'ㅅ'⌯Eat Enough Every DayGagaxuan Canteen
GOODCATGuangzhou Lucky HouseGUCCIGuitar Cat & Robot CatHappy Canteen
Happy Canteen No.2Happy Cat House No.2Hi MeowHouse of Compassion by the Strait
Huanzi Animal Rescue Base 1John's CanteenJOJO MiaomiaowuLittle Sun Party
Little Wanderer’s ParadiseLucky 7-Eleven ⅡLucky Meow Bobo Room Feeder
MaoMao's Streetcat House of LoveMeow Meow Rub RubMeow Meow's Whine House
Orange Cat KindergartenSanjing Brand Cat ClubSnowball Cat StationSoaring Cat
Tanuki SquadTeam BingBing Helps Stray Cats Find Their Forever HomeTechnological Cat House
Ten Thousand Kitties HouseThe SanWei Bookstore's Kitty Canteen
There's Too Much... Too Much To Finish CompletelyWarm Home Pet Sales Department
Woohoo Big Face Baga MeowYishan Stray Cat BaseYouZi's Animal CanteenZz Kitten House

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