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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Slam|image= | {{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Slam|image=Pissshot.png|caption=Mr. Slam taking over the TTKH cams|other_names=From the Chinese Community: Pisser-Two (滋二), Nasty Pisser (臭滋), Piss-Piss (滋滋) | ||
From the English Community: Pisschamp, Pissboy, Nasty Pisschamp, the Piss Beast|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Black (brown) Mackerel Tabby|sex=Tomcat (Intact Male)|rarity=Uncommon (when compared to Mrs. Dress)|occupation=Pissing in and out of the feeder.|eye_color=Yellow|personality=Greedy and Disgusting|first_sighting=Unknown|partner=[[Mama Tortoiseshell]], who is also the only cat that likes his presence.}} | |||
'''Mr. Slam''', known by the [[Ten Thousand Kitties House|Ten Thousand Kitties House's (万猫屋)]] Chinese community as "Zi-Er" ("滋二", lit. "Sprayer-Two"), is a frequent visitor of said feeder, often coming by after the [[caretaker]]'s daily sessions to feast on the freshly restocked steamed chicken breast and wax gourd kibble. He is deterred by nothing and often gets into trouble with the other cats due to his greed and constant pissing. | |||
He shares a striking resemblance to [[Mrs. Dress]] and [[Mr. Heartbreak]]'s fourth biological son, [[Mr. Heartthrob]], due to both cats being tabbies and seeming brown in color under the feeder's lighting. However, Mr. Slam is considerably fatter compared to [[Mr. Heartthrob]], while Mr. Heartthrob has much more defined lines on his coat compared to Mr. Slam. | |||
== Behavior == | == Behavior == | ||
Mr. Slam | Mr. Slam is the opposite of timid, and is the equivalent of the Ten Thousand Kitties House's personal [[wikipedia:Beelzebub|Beelzebub]]. He is extremely greedy and disgusting, often eating like a slob before proceeding to piss either inside of the feeder, on the feeder, or in the feeder bowl. Thus, he is hated by both the English and Chinese fandom, and also by the cats in his feeder, excluding [[Mama Tortoiseshell]], who is the sole cat that enjoys his presence. | ||
Speaking of which, he also has zero semblance of self-awareness, as displayed by him barging into the feeder even when multiple other cats, particularly cats that dislike him to an extreme degree, are already residing inside. This results in him getting beat up, fought off or screamed at, marking him as one of the more pitiful cats in his feeder. | |||
He is also known for his slouching whenever he decides to eat from the feeder bowl for a prolonged time. However, if there isn't enough space for him to enter the feeder, or if the feeder is occupied by a cat that he is afraid of, he will choose to eat with half of his body appearing from next to the water fountain instead.<gallery mode="packed"> | |||
File:MrSlamSlouching.png|Mr. Slam slouching as he eats, stand up! | |||
File:MrSlamPeekingIn.png|Mr. Slam peeking in for more food. | |||
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== Appearance == | == Appearance == | ||
Mr. Slam is a brown tabby with a lighter underbelly and yellow eyes. He' | Mr. Slam is a brown tabby with a lighter underbelly and yellow eyes. The lines on his coat are considerably less defined compared to his look-alike, [[Mr. Heartthrob]], with it being blurry at the top but becoming more pronounced the further along his back it goes. He also has a rounder shape to his face, possibly being a causation of his tomcat cheeks, and an even rounder belly that hangs when he is slouching. He is around the same size as [[Mr. Edo]], but smaller in size compared to [[Brother Styles]]. Neither of his ears are clipped as he hasn't been neutered yet. | ||
Due to his dirty-looking coat and overall fatter appearance, he is sometimes referred to as an "ugly boy" by both the caretaker and the Chinese community.<gallery mode="packed"> | |||
File:MrSlamSideProfile.png|Mr. Slam looking outside | |||
File:MrSlamFrontView.png|Mr. Slam from the front | |||
File:MrSlamLeftSide.png|Mr. Slam on his left | |||
File:MrSlamRightSide.png|Mr. Slam on his right | |||
File:MrSlamTopView.png|Mr. Slam from the top | |||
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== Notable Sightings == | == Notable Sightings == | ||
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=== March 2024 === | === March 2024 === | ||
* '''March 10 2024:''' Mr. Slam gained enough courage to enter the feeder to eat. However, what he didn't notice was that [[Mrs. Dress]] was also inside the feeder at the time. Mrs. Dress was initially unbothered, | * '''March 10, 2024:''' Mr. Slam gained enough courage to enter the feeder to eat. However, what he didn't notice was that [[Mrs. Dress]] was also inside the feeder at the time. [[Mrs. Dress]] was initially unbothered, but once Mr. Slam stayed longer inside the feeder, she proceeded to body slam him, causing him to flee from the feeder in fear. Later that day, Mr. Slam returned to the feeder twice, but he didn't approach. Instead, he stayed at a distance, watching. Of course, [[Mrs. Dress]] remained alert during this time, never taking her eyes off Mr. Slam until he left. It's important to note that Mr. Slam got his name from this incident. | ||
* '''March 12 2024:''' After [[Ms. Tux]]'s brief takeover of the Ten Thousand Kitties House | * '''March 12, 2024:''' After [[Ms. Tux]]'s brief takeover of the Ten Thousand Kitties House, Mr. Slam decided to sneak a couple of bites from the inside of the feeder before leaving soon after at around 08:54 PM (LFT). | ||
[[File:MrSlamAttack.png|thumb|260x260px|Mrs. Dress body slamming Mr. Slam]] | [[File:MrSlamAttack.png|thumb|260x260px|Mrs. Dress body slamming Mr. Slam]] | ||
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=== May 2024 === | === May 2024 === | ||
* '''May 06 2024:''' Mr. Slam showed up briefly but isn't really known what happened due to there just being one picture. | * '''May 06, 2024:''' Mr. Slam showed up briefly but isn't really known what happened due to there just being one picture. | ||
* '''May 07, 2024:''' Mr. Slam was seen eating some kibble at 11:15 PM (LFT). | |||
* '''May 08, 2024:''' Mr. Slam was seen was seen eating some kibble while [[Mrs. Dress]] was sleeping at 01:54 AM (LFT) | |||
=== September 2024 === | |||
* '''September 17, 2024:''' Mr. Slam ate some kibble and scrambled off at the sound of a car honk. He seemed quite relaxed and miraculously managed to not piss anywhere at 7:50 PM (LFT). He left at around 8:00 PM (LFT). | |||
=== October 2024 === | |||
* '''October 15, 2024:''' Mr. Slam went to [[Mrs. Dress]]'s Feeder around 10:04 PM (LFT). Mr. Slam ate around 15 minutes before leaving at 10:19 PM (LFT) | |||
* '''October 19, 2024:''' Mr. Slam went to [[Mrs. Dress]]'s Feeder after it was replenished with food around 10:20 PM (LFT). He ate for about 10 minutes before noticing something and leaving at 10:31 PM (LFT) | |||
=== '''November 2024''' === | |||
* '''November 17, 2024:''' Mr. Slam was spotted in [[Mrs. Dress]]'s Feeder performing the ancient technique of the shovel with the kibbles. | |||
* '''November 19th, 2024:''' Mr. Slam was seen eating at 10:30 PM (LFT). Brother Styles and Mrs. Dress were chilling in the upper compartment of the feeder while Mr. Slam chowed down on the kibble. Mr. Slam teleported away at 10:37 PM (LFT) | |||
* ''' | === '''January 2025''' === | ||
* '''January 13, 2025:''' Mr. Slam took a long nap in the back of [[Mrs. Dress]]'s feeder at around 9:30 AM (LFT). Notably, [[Mr. Edo]] walked next to the feeder while Mr. Slam was napping, but decided he didn't want to disturb Mr. Slam, so he walked off disregarding the situation. | |||
=== '''March 2025''' === | |||
* '''March 13, 2025:''' At 6:13 PM (LFT), while Ms. Bib was loafing in the small bed-basket to the side of the feeder, Mr. Slam decided to come in for his 15th meal of the day to satiate his great hunger. He didn't spare a glance at Ms. Bib, who looked to be related to him and was overall ignoring him in favor of loafing, so he chose to start his great feasting of kibbles and treats instead. This didn't last long though, as [[Brother Styles]] barged in and immediately started intimidating him (he does this a lot). As usual, Mr. Slam ignored him and continued eating, which prompted [[Brother Styles]] to leave and hide himself next to the loafing Ms. Bib, preparing himself for a sneak attack. Unsurprisingly, it worked. He managed to trap Mr. Slam inside the tarp by blocking the entrance with his big size, but it also managed to piss Mr. Slam off. This resulted in the two of them staring each other down for several minutes until 6:24 PM (LFT), where, out of anger, Mr. Slam climbed up the feeder and onto the bed-loft, which held [[Brother Styles]]' favorite round bed that he loves to sleep on, and pissed on it with ferocity of a man scorned. Shocked, [[Brother Styles]], Ms. Bib and Ms. Bow (who had arrived to eat a couple of minutes earlier) stared at the reigning Mr. Slam, who had won over [[Brother Styles]] for the first time in his life. Ms. Bib and Ms. Bow decided to leave in face of this situation, while [[Brother Styles]] continued to stare Mr. Slam down (who jumped off the loft and started hiding himself in the crevice between the tarp and the feeder) until 6:45PM (LFT), where Mr. Slam ran out of the feeder. | |||
{{Sighting Disclaimer}} | {{Sighting Disclaimer}} | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:MrSlamFear.png|Mr. Slam after getting defeated by Mrs. Dress. | File:MrSlamFear.png|Mr. Slam after getting defeated by Mrs. Dress. | ||
File: | File:Mr. Slam eye.png|Mr. Slam looks a bit sad...poor fella | ||
File: | File:Pisssnot.png|Disgusting | ||
File:Pissroar.png|The roar of the Piss Beast | |||
File:DressNPiss.png|Oh goddamnit he's in my house | |||
File:OldSlam.png|This is not the same cat | |||
File:Mr. Slam eep.png|The man who sleeps | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||