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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Slam|image= | {{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Slam|image=Pissshot.png|caption=Mr. Slam taking over the TTKH cams|other_names=From the Chinese Community: Pisser-Two (滋二), Nasty Pisser (臭滋), Piss-Piss (滋滋) | ||
From the English Community: Pisschamp, Pissboy, Nasty Pisschamp|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Black (brown) Mackerel Tabby|sex=Tomcat (Intact Male)|rarity=Uncommon (when compared to Mrs. Dress)|occupation=Pissing in and out of the feeder.|eye_color=Yellow|personality=Greedy and Disgusting|first_sighting=Unknown|partner=[[Mama Tortoiseshell]], who is also the only cat that likes his presence.}} | From the English Community: Pisschamp, Pissboy, Nasty Pisschamp, the Piss Beast|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Black (brown) Mackerel Tabby|sex=Tomcat (Intact Male)|rarity=Uncommon (when compared to Mrs. Dress)|occupation=Pissing in and out of the feeder.|eye_color=Yellow|personality=Greedy and Disgusting|first_sighting=Unknown|partner=[[Mama Tortoiseshell]], who is also the only cat that likes his presence.}} | ||
'''Mr. Slam''', known by the [[Ten Thousand Kitties House|Ten Thousand Kitties House's (万猫屋)]] Chinese community as "Zi-Er" ("滋二", lit. "Sprayer-Two"), is a frequent visitor of said feeder, often coming by after the [[caretaker]]'s daily sessions to feast on the freshly restocked steamed chicken breast and wax gourd kibble. He is deterred by nothing and often gets into trouble with the other cats due to his greed and constant pissing. | '''Mr. Slam''', known by the [[Ten Thousand Kitties House|Ten Thousand Kitties House's (万猫屋)]] Chinese community as "Zi-Er" ("滋二", lit. "Sprayer-Two"), is a frequent visitor of said feeder, often coming by after the [[caretaker]]'s daily sessions to feast on the freshly restocked steamed chicken breast and wax gourd kibble. He is deterred by nothing and often gets into trouble with the other cats due to his greed and constant pissing. | ||
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* '''May 08, 2024:''' Mr. Slam was seen was seen eating some kibble while [[Mrs. Dress]] was sleeping at 01:54 AM (LFT) | * '''May 08, 2024:''' Mr. Slam was seen was seen eating some kibble while [[Mrs. Dress]] was sleeping at 01:54 AM (LFT) | ||
=== September 2024 === | === September 2024 === | ||
* '''September 17, 2024:''' Mr. Slam | * '''September 17, 2024:''' Mr. Slam ate some kibble and scrambled off at the sound of a car honk. He seemed quite relaxed and miraculously managed to not piss anywhere at 7:50 PM (LFT). He left at around 8:00 PM (LFT). | ||
=== October 2024 === | === October 2024 === | ||
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=== '''November 2024''' === | === '''November 2024''' === | ||
* '''November 17, 2024:''' Mr. Slam was spotted in [[Mrs. Dress]]'s Feeder performing the ancient technique of the shovel with the | * '''November 17, 2024:''' Mr. Slam was spotted in [[Mrs. Dress]]'s Feeder performing the ancient technique of the shovel with the kibbles. | ||
* '''November 19th, 2024:''' Mr. Slam was seen eating at 10:30 PM (LFT). Brother Styles and Mrs. Dress were chilling in the upper compartment of the feeder while Mr. Slam chowed down on the kibble. Mr. Slam teleported away at 10:37 PM (LFT) | |||
=== '''January 2025''' === | |||
* '''January 13, 2025:''' Mr. Slam took a long nap in the back of [[Mrs. Dress]]'s feeder at around 9:30 AM (LFT). Notably, [[Mr. Edo]] walked next to the feeder while Mr. Slam was napping, but decided he didn't want to disturb Mr. Slam, so he walked off disregarding the situation. | |||
=== '''March 2025''' === | |||
* '''March 13, 2025:''' At 6:13 PM (LFT), while Ms. Bib was loafing in the small bed-basket to the side of the feeder, Mr. Slam decided to come in for his 15th meal of the day to satiate his great hunger. He didn't spare a glance at Ms. Bib, who looked to be related to him and was overall ignoring him in favor of loafing, so he chose to start his great feasting of kibbles and treats instead. This didn't last long though, as [[Brother Styles]] barged in and immediately started intimidating him (he does this a lot). As usual, Mr. Slam ignored him and continued eating, which prompted [[Brother Styles]] to leave and hide himself next to the loafing Ms. Bib, preparing himself for a sneak attack. Unsurprisingly, it worked. He managed to trap Mr. Slam inside the tarp by blocking the entrance with his big size, but it also managed to piss Mr. Slam off. This resulted in the two of them staring each other down for several minutes until 6:24 PM (LFT), where, out of anger, Mr. Slam climbed up the feeder and onto the bed-loft, which held [[Brother Styles]]' favorite round bed that he loves to sleep on, and pissed on it with ferocity of a man scorned. Shocked, [[Brother Styles]], Ms. Bib and Ms. Bow (who had arrived to eat a couple of minutes earlier) stared at the reigning Mr. Slam, who had won over [[Brother Styles]] for the first time in his life. Ms. Bib and Ms. Bow decided to leave in face of this situation, while [[Brother Styles]] continued to stare Mr. Slam down (who jumped off the loft and started hiding himself in the crevice between the tarp and the feeder) until 6:45PM (LFT), where Mr. Slam ran out of the feeder. | |||
{{Sighting Disclaimer}} | {{Sighting Disclaimer}} | ||
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<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:MrSlamFear.png|Mr. Slam after getting defeated by Mrs. Dress. | File:MrSlamFear.png|Mr. Slam after getting defeated by Mrs. Dress. | ||
File: | File:Mr. Slam eye.png|Mr. Slam looks a bit sad...poor fella | ||
File:Pisssnot.png|Disgusting | |||
File:Pissroar.png|The roar of the Piss Beast | |||
File:DressNPiss.png|Oh goddamnit he's in my house | |||
File:OldSlam.png|This is not the same cat | |||
File:Mr. Slam eep.png|The man who sleeps | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||