Cat Enthusiast

Latest revision as of 22:49, 22 November 2024

Uhhh me?
Relations
Me.
Other name(s)	C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0
Breed	Human?...
Coat	Skin?
Sex	Nah (she/her)
Rarity	Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends
Occupation	High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road
Appearance	Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.
Eye Color	uh
Personality	goofy
First known sighting	Unknown
Parents	Gen X youtube short addicts
Siblings	Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother
Partner	bingle borb
Children	Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus
Other	Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast

My sandbox! Check out Crispy! User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox

#1 Asparagus lover ong. Avid Mrs. Eeper fan. I really like kittens, they are so goofy and silly. I watch A LOT of feeders (mostly undocumented ones), but my most common visits are Ten Thousand Kitties House, Cats Who Love to Eat, Orange Cat Kindergarten, and Big Man's Cat Houses.

Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh.....

Begging for like 5 more sandboxes so I can brainstorm some pretty obscure feeders and their cats (I am begging on my non-existant knees). Or maybe 6, idk.

Im slick as.....ice(?), no matter what Crystal says 💪💪💪💪

Eternal beef with bots, they put the word ´sigma´ into Mr. Edibles feeder page and I didnt notice :skull:

I´m Canadian, I have terrible neighbors below me (americans am I right? smh...) Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!! If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.

I am uhhhh im a minor so like so silly and cool!!! Thank GOD im not gen alpha, that generation is done for. I LIKE WOMEN!!!!!!

Pages I´ve made! (Not their actual names)

Small goofy creature: Asparagus

Playful ball of fur: Ms. Witch

Karen: Ms. Halloween

Package of C-4: The Newcomer

Cutie Patootie: Ms. Husk

The GOAT: Mr. Cheeks

The Solved Mysteries of November 22nd 2024 and the Hammer of Doom

Ms. Puke misgender caught in 4K? Is this real, chat? (edit: ITS REAL OMGGGG Mr. PUKE AND Ms. SLEEPY ARE LOVERS OMG)

AND Mr. Turkey is TGB's confirmed father?! WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY

AND MS. HONK IS MR. HONK?!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

AWIK got banned? Real??? R.I.P legend we will see you again someday (tommorow)

The flight of 87

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-[[File:SLURP MMM WATER.png|thumb|Mrs. Dress having a refreshing drink :3]]{{Userbox|brdrthic=1|brdrclr=#88b05a|bgclr=#b5f26f|img=Image 2024-06-10 150635192.png|100px|txclr=black|text=This user has claimed Asparagus as her son!|10}}
-[[Asparagus]] lover. <3 <3 <3. They are my child fr fr. Go near them and i'll find you :)
-{{Userbox|brdrthic=2|brdrclr=yellow|bgclr=grey|img=[[File:Momandkitten1.png||Ms. Mom and her kitten looking at the kibble|alt=Ms. Mom and her kitten looking at the kibble| 100px]]|txclr=black|text=This user loves Ms. Mom and loved the beautiful Soup Dumpling}}
+{{CatInfobox|name=Uhhh me?|image=200w.gif|caption=Me.|other_names=C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0|breed=Human?...|coat=Skin?|sex=Nah (she/her)|rarity=Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends|occupation=High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road|appearance=Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.|eye_color=uh|personality=goofy|parents=Gen X youtube short addicts|partner=bingle borb|siblings=Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother|children=Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus|other_relations=Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast}}[[File:0114-tbh.gif|frameless]][[File:Daredevil aaaa.png|thumb|The creature]][[File:Creature.gif|frameless]]
-HAIL ASPARAGUS. HAIL ASPARAGUS. HAIL ASPARAGUS. HAAAAAAIL HIM. Also! If theres any information about ANY kittens, I mean ANY, please send me pictures, info, and name suggestions in my discussion!
-Asparagus awareness: Please send me any info on Asparagus. He's my boy :3<gallery>
+My sandbox! Check out Crispy! [[User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox]]
-File:The epic silly.png|Asparagus
-File:He.png|alt=
-File:Asparagus.png|HIM
-File:Itty bitty.png|The small guy <3
-</gallery>(my grades have dropped bc I was looking at the cams so much. Oh well. )
-I go by she/her. I love exploring feeders to see if new and cute cats appear. I also love documenting the breeds of cats. I love kittens. I'll constantly add more kitten pictures to this page of mine .>. . I can be annoying to bots sometimes. (I try not to annoy REAL people tho, .>.)
+<nowiki>#</nowiki>1 Asparagus lover ong. Avid [[Mrs. Eeper]] fan. I really like kittens, they are so goofy and silly. I watch ''A LOT'' of feeders (mostly undocumented ones), but my most common visits are [[Ten Thousand Kitties House]], [[Cats Who Love to Eat]], [[Orange Cat Kindergarten]], and [[Big Man's Cat Houses]].
-I absoloutly love Mrs. Dress. She is literally me.
+Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh.....
-[[File:Art I made.png|center|thumb|Art of Big Faced Brother's orange kitten]]
+Begging for like 5 more sandboxes so I can brainstorm some pretty obscure feeders and their cats (I am begging on my non-existant knees). Or maybe 6, idk.
+Im slick as.....ice(?), no matter what Crystal says 💪💪💪💪
+Eternal beef with bots, they put the word ´sigma´ into Mr. Edibles feeder page and I didnt notice :skull:
+I´m Canadian, I have terrible neighbors below me (americans am I right? smh...) Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. '''I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!!''' If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.
+I am uhhhh im a minor so like so silly and cool!!! Thank GOD im not gen alpha, that generation is done for. I LIKE WOMEN!!!!!!
+Pages I´ve made! (Not their actual names)
+[[Asparagus|Small goofy creature]]: Asparagus
+[[Ms. Witch|Playful ball of fur]]: Ms. Witch
+[[Ms. Halloween|Karen]]: Ms. Halloween
+[[The Newcomer|Package of C-4]]: The Newcomer
+[[Ms. Husk|Cutie Patootie]]: Ms. Husk
+[[Mr. Cheeks|The GOAT]]: Mr. Cheeks
+=== The Solved Mysteries of November 22nd 2024 and the Hammer of Doom ===
+Ms. Puke misgender caught in 4K? Is this real, chat? (edit: ITS REAL OMGGGG Mr. PUKE AND Ms. SLEEPY ARE LOVERS OMG)
+AND Mr. Turkey is TGB's confirmed father?! WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY
+AND MS. HONK IS MR. HONK?!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
+AWIK got banned? Real??? R.I.P legend we will see you again someday (tommorow)
+[[File:The flight of 87.gif|none|thumb|The flight of 87]]