Asparagus

Asparagus
Relations
Asparagus looking so eepy
Other name(s)	Itty Bitty, Clyde, Mr. Water
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Black (brown) Mackerel Tabby
Sex	Unconfirmed
Rarity	Rare
Occupation	Sleeping, warming up hearts, becoming friends with every cat
Appearance	A beautiful brown tabby. Perfect in every way. Very small in size.
Eye Color	Blue
Personality	Sleepy, asparagus
First known sighting	June 05, 2024
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	None
Partner	None
Children	None

Asparagus is a small brown tabby kitten who decided to light up our lives earlier this year. They can be found at the Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ feeder. Asparagus had their name chosen by the community, as it apparently suited them.

Nobody really knows where Asparagus came from. There are theories as to who their mother might be, but nothing has been confirmed. They just seemed to show up one day.

Behavior

Asparagus is a friendly little guy. They usually are sleeping in the Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ feeder, most commonly next to the water bowl. When they do, another cat might come along, which Asparagus doesn't mind. For such a small baby, they sure have a kind heart.

For some reason, other cats appear to be scared of Asparagus, perhaps because he is a new visitor. However, Asparagus causes no harm.

Asparagus enjoys both eating from the feeder, and drinking water.

Appearance

Asparagus is a baby domestic shorthair with a brown tabby coat. They have blue eyes, which is extremely common for kittens of Asparagus's size and age. The tip of their right ear is dark, while their left ear is a bit lighter. Asparagus is very small, suggesting they are less than a few months old.

Asparagus eeping from above

Sightings

Asparagus with Ms. Pacman

Mr. Inspector is horrified at Asparagus and teleports away (GIF)

June 2024

June 05, 2024: At around 10:05 AM (LFT), Asparagus was first spotted at the feeder. He was sighting alongside Ms. Pacman, leading viewers to believe she was his mother. However, Ms. Pacman appeared apprehensive towards Asparagus, which makes this unlikely. Ms. Pacman would leave the scene, leaving Asparagus to sit in front of the feeder. A few minutes later, Asparagus would climb inside of the feeder bowl, and begin munching on food.
- At around 07:08 PM (LFT), Asparagus was still at the feeder. Mr. Sneeze arrived and investigated them. The two appeared content with each other's presence. Mr. Whiskers came in after Mr. Sneeze left, and hissed at Asparagus. He was NOT content with Asparagus being there. How mean.
June 06, 2024: At around 12:20 AM (LFT), Asparagus was seen drinking water from the feeder's water bowl.
- At around 01:30 AM (LFT), Mr. Inspector appeared whilst Asparagus was off screen. Mr. Inspector got so angry that he did a big hiss, and then teleported away. Asparagus would then crawl onto the feeder platform, revealing to viewers what Mr. Inspector was scared of.
- At around 12:50 PM (LFT), Asparagus was once again spotted drinking some water. He would then sniff around the feeder a bit, before eating some food.
June 07, 2024: At an unknown time, Asparagus appeared in the Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ feeder. They immediately sat down by the water bowl and started to eep. They eeped for a long time before vanishing.
June 08, 2024: At around 12:45 AM (LFT), Mr. Inspector had another hissing and teleporting incident, before Asparagus once again walked into frame. A few minutes later, an unknown Tabby cat appeared next to Asparagus. This could have been Asparagus's mother, however it is unconfirmed.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

Little guy
Asparagus sitting inside the feeder bowl
Asparagus resting inside the feeder
Asparagus with snack dust on their head
Asparagus looking very cute
Asparagus going :)
Asparagus can see you
Asparagus turns into an airplane
A very wistful looking Asparagus
Asparagus looking rather squinty
Asparagus dinking some oiter
Mr. Sneeze sniffing Asparagus
Asparagus with an unknown Tabby cat
The battle.

List of feeders and their cats
Happy Canteen (list)	Brother Valentine • Dr. Smudge • Goobert • Lil Ms. Scallywag • Little Scraggly Guy Mr. Airplane • Ms. Angel • Mr. Anxiety • Mr. Bald • Mr. Bean • Mr. Beef • Mr. Beetle Ms. Burnt • Mr. Butter • Ms. Camo • Ms. Chess • Mr. Chicken • Ms. Chunky Mr. Cool Cucumber • Mr. Croissant • Mr. Crumb • Mr. Crunch • Mr. Doom • Mr. Dot Mr. Egg • Mr. Fat • Mr. Fluff • Mr. Fresh • Mr. Gentleman • Ms. Halo • Ms. Honk Ms. Inception • Mr. Island • Mr. Janitor • Ms. Kibble • Ms. Kirby • Ms. Lag Ms. Loop • Mr. Lung • Ms. Midnight • Mr. Miner • Mr. Monochrome • Mr. Nervous Mr. Normal • Mr. One • Ms. Paint • Mr. Patch • Mr. Piss • Mr. Plump • Ms. Pretty Mrs. Princess • Ms. Puke • Mr. Rev • Mr. Ribbon • Ms. Rust • Ms. Sad • Ms. Sleepy Mr. Sniffles • Mr. Snoob • Mr. Soggy • Mr. Sus • Ms. Takeout • Ms. Texas • Mr. Turkey Mr. Void • Ms. Warn • Mr. Wishbone • The Gluttonous Beast
Auspicious Restaurant (list)	Mr. Bleach • Mr. Chomp • Mr. Chonk • Ms. Double • Mrs. Eeper • Mr. Ghost Ms. Meteor • Ms. Milk • Mr. Oreo • Ms. Owl • Ms. Note • Ms. Polar Mr. Pumpkin • Mr. Silk • Mr. Snakeskin • Mr. Sunflower • Mr. Swole • Mr. Drumstick
Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ (list)	Mr. Chocomilk • Mr. Cow • Mr. Despair • Ms. Dip • Ms. Dot • Mr. Excavator Ms. Glare • Ms. Mouse • Mr. Moustache • Ms. Nuke • Ms. Pacman • Mr. Panda Mr. Porcupine • Mr. Sandwich • Mr. Snack • Ms. Snack • Ms. Tortilla • Mr. Wet Mr. Zeus • The Snack Children
Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector (list)	Dr. House • Mr. Blanket • Mr. Blotch • Mr. Dao • Ms. Exclamation Mark • Ms. Fierce • Mr. Horseshoe • Ms. Rattle • Mr. Squeeze • Mr. Sweetpea • Mr. Virtue
App Only Feeder Cats (list)	Ms. Leopard • Ms. Sleep • Ms. Mom • Soup Dumpling • Mr. Shock • Mrs. Gaia • The Titans Mrs. Chlorine • Boron, Carbon, Gold • Mrs. Dress • Mr. Edo • Mr. Slam
Unlisted Cats (list)	Mr. Bear • Ms. Bowlie • Mr. Brave • Mr. Fear • Ms. Jaundice • Ms. Big • Mr. Cream
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