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I am currently VERY sick!11! So yeah, whooping cough got to me. I won´t be making edits as often as usual, and will be working more on my work at school for a while. While looking after cats is the best thing ever, I need to focus on my future. (im also gonna drive a car fr fr). So, yeah, i wont be online as much. {{CatInfobox|name=Abbi|image=Brother-calm-mr-calm.gif|caption=Brother Calm!!!!!!!|other_names=Cat Enthusiast, Asparagus´s Mom|breed=Human|coat=skin? 🤓|sex=my pronouns are she/her|rarity=Mythical on Weekends, Very Rare on weekdays.|occupation=High Schooler, looking for Asparagus and Brother Calm.|appearance=ugly woman jumpscare|eye_color=rainbow|personality=Silly :3. Autistic|first_sighting=June 7th, 2024|partner=WOMEN!!!! 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅|children=Asparagus|other_relations=parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast}}[[File:Info on my status.gif|frameless]][[File:Screenshot 2024-10-16 11.35.37 AM.png|thumb|Ms. Puke going .>.]]
ASPARAGUS AWARENESS POSTER!!!!
[[File:Asparagus awareness poster.png|center|frameless|274x274px]]
[[File:-.png|thumb|Goobert, Mr. Anxiety, Mr. Rev, Mr. Snoob comparison I did at like 2.am]]
These are my children. Do not go near them. They are mine.


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My sandbox: [[User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox]]


Goals:


Find Asparagus, Mr. Excavator, and Brother Calm
My sandbox! Check out Crispy! [[User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox]]


Finish Little Nommer and their siblings pages in my sandbox
<nowiki>#</nowiki>1 Asparagus lover ong. Avid [[Mrs. Eeper]] fan. I really like kittens, they are so goofy and silly. I watch ''A LOT'' of feeders (mostly undocumented ones), but my most common visits are [[Ten Thousand Kitties House]], [[Cats Who Love to Eat]], [[Orange Cat Kindergarten]], and [[Big Man's Cat Houses]]. 


Pages I have created:
Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh.....


[[Asparagus]]
Begging for like 5 more sandboxes so I can brainstorm some pretty obscure feeders and their cats (I am begging on my non-existant knees). Or maybe 6, idk.


[[Little Nommer]]
Im slick as.....ice(?), no matter what Crystal says 💪💪💪💪


[[The Newcomer]]
Eternal beef with bots, they put the word ´sigma´ into Mr. Edibles feeder page and I didnt notice :skull:
[[File:A.png|thumb|Mr. Egg vs Mr. Sleep comparison I did at like 2.am]]
Pages that NEED to be made:


Mr. Heartthrob
I´m Canadian, I have terrible neighbors below me (americans am I right? smh...) Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. '''I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!!''' If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.


Mr. Boulder
I am uhhhh im a minor so like so silly and cool!!! Thank GOD im not gen alpha, that generation is done for. I LIKE WOMEN!!!!!!


Small Faced Sister
Pages I´ve made! (Not their actual names)
== About me, and some extra things! ==
[[File:Aaaa.png|thumb|Ms. Puke vs Mr. Lung comparison (i was barely awake)]]
[[File:Horshoe sideye.png|frameless]][[File:Mlem!.png|right|frameless]]
Hi, I´m Abbi! I´m 16 and absoloutley love cats. My duty here is to identify and make pages for undocumented kittens, and to add sightings to most 7-11 cats when I am online. Currently I am working on pages for Big Faced Brother´s children, one of which I have named ´Little Nommer´. You can find them in my sandbox. {{Userbox|brdrthic=2|brdrclr=white|bgclr=linear-gradient(90deg, hsla(99, 75%, 75%, 1) 0%, hsla(15, 93%, 71%, 1) 100%);|img=Soup Dumpling.png|txclr=black|text=This user loves Soup Dumpling 🕊️|10}}I have weird broken humor, sometimes dark. Please tell me if i´m being over-the-top. Thanks! (trigger sensitive, btw.) I try to be silly but sometimes im TOO silly.


{{Userbox|brdrthic=2|brdrclr=white|bgclr=linear-gradient(90deg, hsla(182, 64%, 53%, 1) 0%, hsla(34, 98%, 50%, 1) 50%, hsla(323, 100%, 47%, 1) 100%);|img=Friedricebrotherfrying.gif|txclr=black|text=This user loves Fried Rice Brother|10}}
[[Asparagus|Small goofy creature]]: Asparagus


'''I AM NOT A MOD OF THIS WIKI!''' I only try to help when I can. Please go to actual mods if you want assistance with anything mod related or stuff. '''I HAVE NO OTHER CONTACTS!!''' If you have any information about ANY kitten, sightings at 7-11, asparagus info, etc, please go to my discussion. Thank you for reading!
[[Ms. Witch|Playful ball of fur]]: Ms. Witch


{{Userbox|brdrthic=2|brdrclr=white|bgclr=linear-gradient(90deg, hsla(71, 80%, 72%, 1) 0%, hsla(36, 75%, 77%, 1) 50%, hsla(220, 45%, 37%, 1) 100%);|img=◠︿◠.png|txclr=black|text=This user loves Ms. Toast!|10}}
[[Ms. Halloween|Karen]]: Ms. Halloween


'''Asparagus awareness''': Please send me any info on Asparagus if you have any.Since he was very small in June and July, he must be around half the size of a full grown brown mackerel tabby. His defining features are a slightly darker left ear tip, and a lighter right ear. He must have brown eyes. These are some photos of him. Help me find him!<gallery>
[[The Newcomer|Package of C-4]]: The Newcomer
File:The_epic_silly.png|Asparagus
File:He.png|alt=
File:Asparagus.png|HIM
File:Itty_bitty.png|The small guy <3
</gallery>{{Userbox|brdrthic=2|brdrclr=white|bgclr=linear-gradient(90deg, hsla(254, 68%, 9%, 1) 0%, hsla(269, 97%, 37%, 1) 33%, hsla(320, 77%, 55%, 1) 66%, hsla(316, 41%, 93%, 1) 100%);|img=Box7.png|txclr=black|text=This user loves Ms. Box|10}}


Ms. Box page reserved for Ms. Box who is awesome shout out to Ms. Box for being Ms. Box
[[Ms. Husk|Cutie Patootie]]: Ms. Husk


= GALLERY1!!1!1! =
[[Mr. Cheeks|The GOAT]]: Mr. Cheeks
<gallery mode="packed">
=== The Solved Mysteries of November 22nd 2024 and the Hammer of Doom ===
File:Screenshot 2024-10-10 12.31.07 PM.png|Mr. Fresh side-eyeing you.
Ms. Puke misgender caught in 4K? Is this real, chat? (edit: ITS REAL OMGGGG Mr. PUKE AND Ms. SLEEPY ARE LOVERS OMG)
File:Horshoe sideye.png|Ms. Horseshoe side-eyeing you
File:Yummy!!!.png|Little Nommer being extra silly
File:Mlem!.png|Mlem!
File:-3....png|Mrs. Glare being so silly!
File:Mr void.gif|Mr. Void teleporting away
File:The epic silly.png|¨Yo do you have games on your phone?¨ -Asparagus
File:Car.png|Madam Plush being cute
File:My camera glitching.gif|error. error
File:Mr. Bao jumpscare. Don't worry, I saved you from the beards. Continue browsing this wonderful wiki.png|Mr. Bao looking into the distance
File:Bobadoodles.png|Rob being Rob
File:Goobert 1.png|Gooblert snoobert
File:This guy.png|Ms. Blanket practicing the scrolls of Brother Calm
File:Screenshot 2024-09-18 1.40.42 PM.png|HISSSSSSSS
</gallery>
[[File:An-emoji-disintegrating-in-pain.gif|thumb|me when no cats in 7-11 feeder]]


=== The Klonko Files ===
AND Mr. Turkey is TGB's confirmed father?! WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY


* Asparagus needs to be found or confirmed to be adopted. Last seen June 8, 2024.
AND MS. HONK IS MR. HONK?!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
* BFB´s children need names, STAT. Two(?) are named so far.  
 
* 7-11 needs to be monitored constantly
AWIK got banned? Real??? R.I.P legend we will see you again someday (tommorow)
[[File:The flight of 87.gif|none|thumb|The flight of 87]]

Latest revision as of 22:49, 22 November 2024

Uhhh me?

Me.
Other name(s) C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0
Breed Human?...
Coat Skin?
Sex Nah (she/her)
Rarity Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends
Occupation High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road
Appearance Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.
Eye Color uh
Personality goofy
First known sighting Unknown
Relations
Parents Gen X youtube short addicts
Siblings Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother
Partner bingle borb
Children Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus
Other Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast

The creature


My sandbox! Check out Crispy! User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox

#1 Asparagus lover ong. Avid Mrs. Eeper fan. I really like kittens, they are so goofy and silly. I watch A LOT of feeders (mostly undocumented ones), but my most common visits are Ten Thousand Kitties House, Cats Who Love to Eat, Orange Cat Kindergarten, and Big Man's Cat Houses.

Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh.....

Begging for like 5 more sandboxes so I can brainstorm some pretty obscure feeders and their cats (I am begging on my non-existant knees). Or maybe 6, idk.

Im slick as.....ice(?), no matter what Crystal says 💪💪💪💪

Eternal beef with bots, they put the word ´sigma´ into Mr. Edibles feeder page and I didnt notice :skull:

I´m Canadian, I have terrible neighbors below me (americans am I right? smh...) Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!! If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.

I am uhhhh im a minor so like so silly and cool!!! Thank GOD im not gen alpha, that generation is done for. I LIKE WOMEN!!!!!!

Pages I´ve made! (Not their actual names)

Small goofy creature: Asparagus

Playful ball of fur: Ms. Witch

Karen: Ms. Halloween

Package of C-4: The Newcomer

Cutie Patootie: Ms. Husk

The GOAT: Mr. Cheeks

The Solved Mysteries of November 22nd 2024 and the Hammer of Doom

Ms. Puke misgender caught in 4K? Is this real, chat? (edit: ITS REAL OMGGGG Mr. PUKE AND Ms. SLEEPY ARE LOVERS OMG)

AND Mr. Turkey is TGB's confirmed father?! WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY

AND MS. HONK IS MR. HONK?!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

AWIK got banned? Real??? R.I.P legend we will see you again someday (tommorow)

 
The flight of 87