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[[File:Guhhhhhhh.png|thumb|πŸ’€Blud thinks he can join the team πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€]]
[[File:The fog.png|left|frameless|me. just me.]]
[[File:Asparagus spin.gif|frameless|130x130px]]


........[[Asparagus]]
{{CatInfobox|name=IΒ΄m brinin Loafer back.YEAH πŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯|image=Loaf Punch.png|caption=The creature|other_names=C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0|breed=Human?...|coat=Skin?|sex=Nah (she/her)|rarity=Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends|occupation=High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road|appearance=Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.|eye_color=uh|personality=goofy|parents=Gen X youtube short addicts|partner=bingle borb|siblings=Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother|children=Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus|other_relations=Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast}}
{{CatInfobox|name=Abbi|image=KawwaiToast.png|caption=Ms. Toast!!!!|other_names=The undeniable existince of demons and devils in this world, The Goober|breed=Human|coat=skin? πŸ€“|sex=WOMAN! :eagle:|rarity=Common on weekdays, Unseeable on Weekends|occupation=Unemployed High Schooler|appearance=no.|eye_color=rainbow with cherry sprinkles|personality=Silly :3. Autistic|first_sighting=June 7th, 2024|partner=WOMEN!!!! πŸ¦… πŸ¦… πŸ¦… πŸ¦… πŸ¦… πŸ¦… πŸ¦… πŸ¦… πŸ¦… πŸ¦… πŸ¦… πŸ¦…|children=Asparagus|other_relations=parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast}}
[[File:The creature explode.gif|left|thumb|This is a croc checkpoint, please rehydrate, do a jumping jack in possible, and have a wonderful day! - croc]]
[[File:Mr. Mooncake eepy.png|thumb|Hes eepy!]]
[[File:Mr. Slam eye.png|thumb|Guh?]]
[[File:Little Crispy.png|thumb|Buh!]]
{{Userbox|brdrthic=2|brdrclr=white|bgclr=linear-gradient(90deg, hsla(4, 48%, 94%, 1) 0%, hsla(66, 70%, 80%, 1) 50%, hsla(226, 67%, 76%, 1) 100%);|img=Sniffer Man.png|txclr=black|text=Are you ready to have a bad time? - Sans 100% real quote|10}}[[File:Styles lonely.png|thumb|Smh look at this goof. He lonely without his bf]]
[[File:Daredevil aaaa.png|thumb|The creature]]
[[File:Ms. Companion mlem.png|thumb|Mlem!]][[File:Husbands-reaction-to-peach-cobbler.gif|frameless]]
My sandbox! Check out Mr. Cheeks! [[User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox]]


{{Userbox|brdrthic=2|brdrclr=white|bgclr=linear-gradient(90deg, hsla(207, 80%, 59%, 1) 0%, hsla(344, 64%, 79%, 1) 50%, hsla(343, 93%, 69%, 1) 100%);|img=Image 2024-06-10 150635192.png|10|txclr=black|text=This user loves Asparagus!}}
<nowiki>#</nowiki>1 Asparagus lover ong. Avid [[Mrs. Eeper]] fan. I really like kittens, they are so goofy and silly. I watch ''A LOT'' of feeders (mostly undocumented ones), but my most common visits are [[Ten Thousand Kitties House]], [[Cats Who Love to Eat]], [[Orange Cat Kindergarten]], and [[Big Man's Cat Houses]].


Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh.....


Avid [[Lucky 7-Eleven β…‘]],Β  [[Gagaxuan Canteen]], [[Street Cat Global Headquarters Park]], and [[Blessings Be With You]] fan :3
Skibidi


[[File:3dgifmaker36728.gif|frameless|178x178px]]............[[Mrs. Dress]]
Begging for like 5 more sandboxes so I can brainstorm some pretty obscure feeders and their cats (I am begging on my non-existant knees). Or maybe 6, idk. Β 


My sandbox: [[User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox]]
Uhhhhhhh


Pages I have created:
Im slick as.....ice(?), no matter what Crystal says πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ


[[Asparagus]]
Eternal beef with bots, they put the word Β΄sigmaΒ΄ into Mr. Edibles feeder page and I didnt notice :skull:


[[Little Nommer]]
IΒ΄m Canadian, I have terrible neighbors below me (americans am I right? smh...) Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. '''I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!!''' If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.


[[The Newcomer]]
I am uhhhh im a minor so like so silly and cool!!! Thank GOD im not gen alpha, that generation is done for. I LIKE WOMEN!!!!!!


[[Ms. Witch]]
Pages IΒ΄ve made! (Not their actual names)


Pages that NEED to be made:
[[Asparagus|Small goofy creature]]: Asparagus
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[[Ms. Witch|Playful ball of fur]]: Ms. Witch
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[[Ms. Halloween|Karen]]: Ms. Halloween
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[[The Newcomer|Package of C-4]]: The Newcomer
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[[Ms. Husk|Cutie Patootie]]: Ms. Husk
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[[Mr. Cheeks|The GOAT]]: Mr. Cheeks
[[File:Gnomes.png|none|thumb|Yes, I can confirm I daily have to fight off gnomes on my doorstep. Good reference!]]


Mr. Heartthrob
[[File:Screenshot 2024-10-29 1.44.43 PM.png|thumb|THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY, CHAT]]
Small Faced Sister
== About me, and some extra things! ==
[[File:3dgifmaker37010.gif|frameless|148x148px]]


.........[[Mr. Happy]][[File:Mlem!.png|right|frameless]]
Hi, IΒ΄m Abbi! IΒ΄m 16 and absoloutley love cats. I reside in Canada, which is a better America if you ask me :3. My duty here is to identify and make pages for undocumented kittens, and to add sightings to most 7-11 cats when I am online. Currently I am working on pages for Big Faced BrotherΒ΄s children, one of which I have named Β΄Little NommerΒ΄. You can find them in my sandbox. {{Userbox|brdrthic=2|brdrclr=white|bgclr=linear-gradient(90deg, hsla(99, 75%, 75%, 1) 0%, hsla(15, 93%, 71%, 1) 100%);|img=Soup Dumpling.png|txclr=black|text=This user loves Soup Dumpling πŸ•ŠοΈ|10}}
I have weird broken humor, sometimes dark. Please tell me if iΒ΄m being over-the-top. Thanks! (trigger sensitive, btw.) I try to be silly but sometimes im TOO silly.[[File:Maxresdeeefault.webp|frameless]]


{{Userbox|brdrthic=2|brdrclr=white|bgclr=linear-gradient(90deg, hsla(0, 100%, 92%, 1) 0%, hsla(19, 100%, 81%, 1) 21%, hsla(49, 100%, 85%, 1) 43%, hsla(121, 100%, 84%, 1) 63%, hsla(228, 100%, 84%, 1) 82%, hsla(275, 100%, 82%, 1) 100%);|img=Boba tongue.webp|txclr=blue|text=✨This user thinks Mr. Boba is a gay icon✨|10}}
Pages that I want to create/ want to help people with


'''I AM NOT A MOD OF THIS WIKI!''' I only try to help when I can. Please go to actual mods if you want assistance with anything mod related or stuff. '''I HAVE NO OTHER CONTACTS!!''' If you have any information about ANY kitten, sightings at 7-11, asparagus info, etc, please go to my discussion. Thank you for reading!
Lance


{{Userbox|brdrthic=2|brdrclr=white|bgclr=linear-gradient(90deg, hsla(71, 80%, 72%, 1) 0%, hsla(36, 75%, 77%, 1) 50%, hsla(220, 45%, 37%, 1) 100%);|img=β— οΈΏβ— .png|txclr=black|text=This user loves Ms. Toast!|10}}
Small Faced Sister


'''Asparagus awareness''': Please send me any info on Asparagus if you have any.Since he was very small in June and July, he must be around half the size of a full grown brown mackerel tabby. His defining features are a slightly darker left ear tip, and a lighter right ear. He must have brown eyes. These are some photos of him. Help me find him!<gallery>
Sans (HE HAS A PAGE NOW, POGGERS!)
File:The_epic_silly.png|Asparagus
File:He.png|alt=
File:Asparagus.png|HIM
File:Itty_bitty.png|The small guy <3
</gallery>[[File:GOS7uXYXIAAz0R7.jpg|frameless]]{{Userbox|brdrthic=2|brdrclr=white|bgclr=linear-gradient(90deg, hsla(254, 68%, 9%, 1) 0%, hsla(269, 97%, 37%, 1) 33%, hsla(320, 77%, 55%, 1) 66%, hsla(316, 41%, 93%, 1) 100%);|img=Box7.png|txclr=black|text=This user loves Ms. Box|10}}


Ms. Box page reserved for Ms. Box who is awesome shout out to Ms. Box for being Ms. Box
Grilled Cheese
[[File:GMh2iO4W4AEEh4p.jpg|thumb|219x219px|Canadian government currently:]]
[[File:Little Crispy 2.png|thumb|Guh!]]
Pepper Soup


= GALLERY1!!1!1![[File:GMfS7bmXMAAgmgs.jpg|frameless]] =
Top Wobbles
<gallery mode="packed">
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File:Screenshot 2024-10-10 12.31.07 PM.png|Mr. Fresh side-eyeing you.
Uhhhhhh I dont like bugs or spiders. Β 
File:Horshoe sideye.png|Ms. Horseshoe side-eyeing you
[[File:Yoshi.jpeg.jpg|none|thumb|203x203px|Me asf]]
File:Yummy!!!.png|Little Nommer being extra silly
[[File:AAAAAAAAA.png|thumb|AAAAAAAA]]
File:Mlem!.png|Mlem!
Im adopted (real)
File:-3....png|Mrs. Glare being so silly!
File:Mr void.gif|Mr. Void teleporting away
File:The epic silly.png|Β¨Yo do you have games on your phone?Β¨ -Asparagus
File:Car.png|Madam Plush being cute
File:My camera glitching.gif|error. error
File:Mr. Bao jumpscare. Don't worry, I saved you from the beards. Continue browsing this wonderful wiki.png|Mr. Bao looking into the distance
File:Bobadoodles.png|Rob being Rob
File:Goobert 1.png|Gooblert snoobert
File:This guy.png|Ms. Blanket practicing the scrolls of Brother Calm
File:Screenshot 2024-09-18 1.40.42 PM.png|HISSSSSSSS
File:Screenshot 2024-06-06 9.44.43 AM.png|Ms. Puke and (somebody idk) GLARING
File:Screenshot 2024-10-11 1.22.42 PM.png|Mr. Dayeye existing ^^
File:Erma.png|Erm, what the sigma?
File:Screenshot 2024-10-10 12.44.22 PM.png|HOOOONK MIMIMIMI HOOOONK
File:The battle....png|The battle of 7-11 (featuring Asparagus)
</gallery>


= DEAR GOD =
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.
*Feed me the middle class. Im a hungry :p
*spammer innihalater
*I need Asparagus need asparagus need son
*Erm. [[File:The epic silly.png|thumb|going inane sijjshdiopaihbfdiso;p]]Thus ended the wars bewteen TGB and Mrs. Kirby. I love toxic straight cat couples :0
*Uh
*People I dont like: homo-non supporters. be the gay, be the slay
*erm. Β 
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|Uhm
|kittens are my specialty
|silly
|moo - cow from 2 years ago
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|Uh
|Vitamin C? More like vitamin unC, am I right
|Goofy individuals in your vacinity. Click now
|uhhhh
|-
|UHhhhhhh
|When the uh uh uh imposter is when when the
|gotta make a move to a town that right for me
|<blockquote></blockquote>
|}
[[File:AngryMrsDress.gif|none|thumb]]
Toxic old lesbian drama between Ms. Tux and Mrs. Dress real? In 4k? Stay tuned till the next episode of Sailor Moon for more


<nowiki>#</nowiki>BringBackBobaMoments
Mr Cheeks Mr Cheeks [[Mr. Cheeks|The Great Amalgamation of all cat cheeks made into one....the great Uncle Cheecks]]<gallery mode="nolines">
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File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
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File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
File:Mr. Cheeks ponder.png|[[Mr. Cheeks]]
</gallery>

Latest revision as of 15:26, 19 November 2024

IΒ΄m brinin Loafer back.YEAH πŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

The creature
Other name(s) C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0
Breed Human?...
Coat Skin?
Sex Nah (she/her)
Rarity Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends
Occupation High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road
Appearance Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.
Eye Color uh
Personality goofy
First known sighting Unknown
Relations
Parents Gen X youtube short addicts
Siblings Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother
Partner bingle borb
Children Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus
Other Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast
This is a croc checkpoint, please rehydrate, do a jumping jack in possible, and have a wonderful day! - croc
Hes eepy!
Guh?
Buh!
Are you ready to have a bad time? - Sans 100% real quote.
Smh look at this goof. He lonely without his bf
The creature
Mlem!

My sandbox! Check out Mr. Cheeks! User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox

#1 Asparagus lover ong. Avid Mrs. Eeper fan. I really like kittens, they are so goofy and silly. I watch A LOT of feeders (mostly undocumented ones), but my most common visits are Ten Thousand Kitties House, Cats Who Love to Eat, Orange Cat Kindergarten, and Big Man's Cat Houses.

Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh.....

Skibidi

Begging for like 5 more sandboxes so I can brainstorm some pretty obscure feeders and their cats (I am begging on my non-existant knees). Or maybe 6, idk.

Uhhhhhhh

Im slick as.....ice(?), no matter what Crystal says πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

Eternal beef with bots, they put the word Β΄sigmaΒ΄ into Mr. Edibles feeder page and I didnt notice :skull:

IΒ΄m Canadian, I have terrible neighbors below me (americans am I right? smh...) Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!! If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.

I am uhhhh im a minor so like so silly and cool!!! Thank GOD im not gen alpha, that generation is done for. I LIKE WOMEN!!!!!!

Pages IΒ΄ve made! (Not their actual names)

Small goofy creature: Asparagus

Playful ball of fur: Ms. Witch

Karen: Ms. Halloween

Package of C-4: The Newcomer

Cutie Patootie: Ms. Husk

The GOAT: Mr. Cheeks

Yes, I can confirm I daily have to fight off gnomes on my doorstep. Good reference!


Pages that I want to create/ want to help people with

Lance

Small Faced Sister

Sans (HE HAS A PAGE NOW, POGGERS!)

Grilled Cheese

Guh!

Pepper Soup

Top Wobbles

Uhhhhhh I dont like bugs or spiders.

Me asf
AAAAAAAA

Im adopted (real)

Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.

Mr Cheeks Mr Cheeks The Great Amalgamation of all cat cheeks made into one....the great Uncle Cheecks