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{{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble.|personality=Hungry, Very Hungry|first_sighting=February 5th, 2024 | {{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble.|personality=Hungry, Very Hungry|first_sighting=February 5th, 2024 | ||
9:30 PM (EST)|other_relations=Hate Mrs. Kirby}} | 9:30 PM (EST)|other_relations=Hate [[Mrs. Kirby]]}} | ||
[[File:Tgb_side.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile. He is truly a force to be reckoned with]] | [[File:Tgb_side.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile. He is truly a force to be reckoned with]] | ||
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* '''February 13th, 2024:''' He came back at 11:01 AM (Local Feeder Time) and only ate for an estimated 10 minutes, probably because he was disrupted by a background noise or/and got more sensitive due to the last assault on Mr. Fresh | * '''February 13th, 2024:''' He came back at 11:01 AM (Local Feeder Time) and only ate for an estimated 10 minutes, probably because he was disrupted by a background noise or/and got more sensitive due to the last assault on [[Mr. Fresh's Feeder]]. | ||
* '''February 14th, 2024:''' Around 11 PM ~ 12 AM (Local Feeder Time), it was said that he only ate for 8 minutes. | * '''February 14th, 2024:''' Around 11 PM ~ 12 AM (Local Feeder Time), it was said that he only ate for 8 minutes. | ||
* '''February 17th, 2024:''' On the morning around 10:05 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for 25 minutes and 16 seconds, breaking his previous record of 22 minutes. [[Mr. Fresh]] was sitting in the background, carefully observing his monstrous feast. | * '''February 17th, 2024:''' On the morning around 10:05 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for 25 minutes and 16 seconds, breaking his previous record of 22 minutes. [[Mr. Fresh]] was sitting in the background, carefully observing his monstrous feast. | ||
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* '''March 11th, 2024:''' Around 8:57 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by [[Ms. Rust]] and left. at 9:07 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB's second return to the feeder, [[Mr. Croissant]] was eating there, after he left, TGB started eating. at 9:15 PM (Local Feeder Time), [[Dr. Smudge]] came, TGB Hissed at him and ran away. | * '''March 11th, 2024:''' Around 8:57 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by [[Ms. Rust]] and left. at 9:07 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB's second return to the feeder, [[Mr. Croissant]] was eating there, after he left, TGB started eating. at 9:15 PM (Local Feeder Time), [[Dr. Smudge]] came, TGB Hissed at him and ran away. | ||
* '''March 15th, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (Local Feeder Time) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of Mount Snack before satiating his hunger upon the towering Mount Kibble. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene. | * '''March 15th, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (Local Feeder Time) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of [[Mount Snack]] before satiating his hunger upon the towering [[Mount Kibble]]. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene. | ||
* '''March 18th, 2024:''' Around 2:04 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. | * '''March 18th, 2024:''' Around 2:04 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 2:15 PM (11 minutes total) as [[Mr. Piss]] approached the feeder. | ||
* '''March 20th 2024:''' Around 8:48 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB arrived at the Happy Canteen taking over for another cat, eating some kibble | * '''March 20th 2024:''' Around 8:48 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB arrived at the [[Happy Canteen]] taking over for another cat, eating some kibble, putting his paw in the kibble while looking around, then consuming more of the mighty kibble. After eating nearly half of the kibble in about 10 minutes, the beast got scared by kibble coming out and ran away, being taken over by [[Mrs. Kirby]]. He returned several minutes later and ate for about 5 minutes. | ||
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File:The Gluttonous Beast.jpg|The Sin Of Gluttony Devours. | File:The Gluttonous Beast.jpg|The Sin Of Gluttony Devours. | ||
File:Tgb.vs.kirby.jpg|The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby. | File:Tgb.vs.kirby.jpg|The Gluttonous Beast vs [[Mrs. Kirby|Kirby]]. | ||
File:Thebeast2.gif|The Gluttonous Beast either choking, aggressively eating or trying to remove a stuck kibble in his teeth. (click to see gif) | File:Thebeast2.gif|The Gluttonous Beast either choking, aggressively eating or trying to remove a stuck kibble in his teeth. (click to see gif) | ||
File:Gluttonousbody.png|The Gluttonous Beast looking deceptively small and cute considering his massive appetite. | File:Gluttonousbody.png|The Gluttonous Beast looking deceptively small and cute considering his massive appetite. | ||
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File:Child abuse.gif|(GIF, click to see it) TGB being beaten by [[Mr. Crunch]]. TGB needs to train and increase his size to fight off this foe. | File:Child abuse.gif|(GIF, click to see it) TGB being beaten by [[Mr. Crunch]]. TGB needs to train and increase his size to fight off this foe. | ||
File:TGB-eating-canned-food.png|TGB is diligently cleaning canned food | File:TGB-eating-canned-food.png|TGB is diligently cleaning canned food | ||
File:Tgb kirby hiss.png|The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby, part 2 | File:Tgb kirby hiss.png|The Gluttonous Beast vs [[Mrs. Kirby|Kirby]], part 2 | ||
File:TGB Judgement.png|TGB Judges our souls after watching him eat for 17 minutes. | File:TGB Judgement.png|TGB Judges our souls after watching him eat for 17 minutes. | ||
File:He knows no bounds.png|TGB does not abide by the laws of man, as such he steps into the feeder to engorge himself. | File:He knows no bounds.png|TGB does not abide by the laws of man, as such he steps into the feeder to engorge himself. | ||
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{{CFHC}} | {{CFHC}} | ||
[[Category:Cats]] | [[Category:Cats]] | ||
[[Category:Males]] | |||
[[Category:Orange]] | [[Category:Orange]] | ||