I'm Ford.. I use He/They pronouns.. I'm the main journalist for the Hakimi's Longing feeder n Sister Foam is my spirit animal. I'm Ford on discord too but more specifically Babler.fish if you REALLY need to contact me.
"Yuurarrrrseisaaaassndeeeimthegrassssmann.. PUNK!" -Tavish "Demoman" Degroot, TF2
To-do list:
- Bread Boy page
- Feeder page for HkL
- Ms. Froth page
- Get more Grandpa Dust sightings <3
- Get breathing difficulty cat sightings.
- Name a cat Ms. Pauling asap
- Rectangle Laddie page
- Grandpa Zoot page
- Fatty Fatty Orange page
Pages I wrote:
Warning: Streetcat fanfiction from here on out
The foamer flopped into the feeder and loafed. She dipped her head into the kibble and munched on the hard food. Ms froth showed up, her eyeliner smudged.
"Omigosh sis my boyf cheated on me." She cried. Foam plinked at her.
"Get Mr. Mindful to meditate him out of existence or something bro." Foamed foam. Froth hugged Foam and sobbed into her fur. Foam airplaned their ears in annoyance. "You're getting eyeliner all over me." She hissed. Froth continued sobbing. Ms. Char climbed out of hell.
"Boy trouble?" Char asked.
"Yes, get Frother off me or I swear to pawd." Foamer complained. Char grabbed Froth's scruff and pulled her away from Foam.
"My boyfriend broke up with me gurl!" Froth cried at Char.
"I'm from hell and all but thats evil." Char reassured. Bread Boy hears his wife's voice from a few miles away and starts sprinting to her.
"WIFEY POO!!!!" He yowls. Ms. Char trills at him as he barrels into the clearing. Froth cries at their happy relationship. Foamer goes back to snacking.