Bald Congress

The Bald Congress is a group led by Mr. Bald in Happy Canteen. The Congress’s goal is for bald peace and to gain rights for those who are balding. As well as equal chicken for all cats of the Happy Canteen. Their current #1 hater is Ms. Fluff as she thinks balding is contagious. Ms. Kirby was once going to be considered a part of Bald Congress but due to her terrorist aspirations she was declined admission. One of their notable activities is sharing each of their own hair care routines.

Ms. Fluff showing her hatred of Bald Congress by chasing Mr. Bald away

This group is allied to the Union Of Old, as baldness and age are frequently related to each other

Ms. Fluff realizing that baldness is contagious and tries to block Dr. Smudge

Current members of Bald Congress:

• Mr. Bald (leader)
• Ms. Croissant
• Ms. Island
• Ms. Paint
• Mr. Egg
• Dr. Smudge

Cats from other feeders that are in Bald Congress:

• Mrs. Eeper
• Ms. Dot
• Mr. Swole
• Ms. Dip
• Mr. Wet
• Ms. Horseshoe
• Mr. Dao
• Mr. Squeeze
• Mr. Bigglesworth
• Mr. Stevens
• Mr. Yap
• Ms. Tiramisu
• Pot Lid
• Ms. White Guy
• Young Timer