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 {{DISPLAYTITLE:Mrs. Scam}}
-{{CatInfobox|name=Mrs. Scam|image=MrScamFace.png|caption=Mrs. Scam looking quite shady, what is she up to?|breed=British Shorthair|coat=Calico Tabby|sex=Female|rarity=Common|occupation=Scamming the audience|personality=Extremely patient|first_sighting=March 11th, 2024|parents=Unknown|siblings=Unknown|partner=Unknown |children=god|other_relations=Unknown}} hehe funni cat
+{{CatInfobox|name=Mrs. Scam|image=MrScamFace.png|caption=Mrs. Scam looking quite shady, what is she up to?|breed=British Shorthair|coat=Calico Tabby|sex=Female|rarity=Common|occupation=Scamming the audience|personality=Extremely patient|first_sighting=March 11th, 2024|parents=Unknown|siblings=Unknown|partner=Unknown |children=Unknown|other_relations=Unknown}}'''Mrs. Scam''' is a frequent visitor at the [[Orange Cat Kindergarten]] who is known for "scamming" the livestream viewers by begging them for food until they relent, even after she has already eaten her fill.
 == Appearance ==
-This thing has the face of god
+Mrs. Scam has large blotches on her back and a distinct "mustache" on her face. Adorning her head is a tiny crown of orange starting from her neck to the base of her ears. Oftentimes the orange is hard to see due to lighting. She also has a large dark patch that completely covers one of her eyes, making her look like somewhat like a pirate. A real scallywag, one might even say a pirate queen.
 [[File:MrScamTop.png|none|thumb|207x207px|Mrs. Scam from above. Due to lighting her orange patch does not show]]
 == Behavior ==
-This thing tricks the viewer on the Chinese app until someone gives her food
+Mrs. Scam can be seen quite often at the Orange Cat Kindergarten, usually sitting in various relaxed positions and staring at the cameras until her meal gets dispensed. She is exceedingly patient, with patience rivaling that of [[Mr. Virtue]] from the [[Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector|Duck Feeder.]] However, she seems to be a bit aloof as well, as sometimes when food is dispensed on top of her head, she does not seem to notice.
+[[File:MrScamScams4.jpg|thumb|right|Mrs. Scam practicing the masterful art of scamming.]]
 == Sightings ==
-{{September 11th 2001}}
+* '''March 11th, 2024:''' Mrs. Scam's first recorded sighting was at 12:54 PM local feeder time, where she patiently waited for food. When no food came, she instead decided to take a nap on the feeder.
-Ms.scam was seen on a commercial airplane crashing into the twin towers and blaming it on a human therefore ms.scam caused 9/11
+* '''March 12, 2024:''' Starting at 6:51 AM local feeder time, Mrs. Scam was seen waiting for food at the feeder. No donations came, so Mrs. Scam, with all her last hope, practiced the patience of [[Brother Calm|Brother Calm.]] Sitting for a total of 26 minutes, she finally was rewarded for her patience. It took her two minutes to make quick work of the food, upon which she practiced her masterful art of scamming for an entire 22 more minutes before eating her fill and leaving. In total, in an extraordinary show of patience, Mrs. Scam waited for a total of 48 minutes for food.
+* '''March 13, 2024:''' At 8:36 AM (CST), Mrs. Scam ate at the feeder.
+* '''March 15th, 2024:''' 6:51 AM (UTC+8) - 7:15 AM (UTC+8) Mrs. Scam was eating and sitting at the feeder.
+* '''April 2nd, 2024:''' At ~2:30 CST, Mrs. Scam began this days scamming journey, she slept and woke with the repetitiveness of a machine. She would pretend to be asleep until someone fed her, afterwards gobbling the food with greed rivaling [[The Gluttonous Beast]]. She did this for 3 hours.
+* '''April 4, 2024:''' At 5:45 AM (CST), Mrs. Scam was seen waiting to scam unsuspecting viewers for food once again. Unfortunately, she got too greedy and ate kibbles without crunching causing her to choke and cough. Luckily, Mrs. Scam was able to survive this incident by coughing up the uncrunched kibbles learning her a valuable lesson in self-discipline and moderation.
+* '''April 9th, 2024:''' At 10:36 PM local feeder time, Mrs. Scam was sighted with visible nipples on her underbelly. Consistent with her status as a trickster goddess, she had likely been pregnant and given birth without the community suspecting a thing. Before this date, it was assumed that she was male.
+* '''May 3rd, 2024:''' At 9:12 AM (CST) Mrs. Scam has been seen on another scamming session using her ability of plane ears and naps.
+* '''May 4th, 2024''': At 5:00AM (Local Feeder Time) Mrs. Scam was camping for food while fighting the urge to fall asleep.
+* '''May 6th, 2024''': At 9pm Mrs. scam was looking at the feeder contimplating if she should eat or not, she decided she should! Then shoved her whole body into the feeder (Paws included) the camera was coverd for 20s while she was eating (Mount Scam Fluff).
+* '''May 7th, 2024:''' Around 1:50 (CST), Mrs. Scam was seen stretching and sitting around the feeder. She was seen doing this once again at around 19:38 PM (LFT).
+* '''May 9th, 2024:''' Around 9:30 (Local Feeder Time) Mrs. Scam was seen standing in front of the feeder, with her face looking down. Then at 9:35 (Local Feeder Time) she could be seen with her face resting on the side of the feeder.
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