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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh | {{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Mackerel Tabby|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon (1 in 4)|occupation=Food Waster, Piss master, Bioterrorist, Biological hazard, Domestic Terrorist, Professional Pisser, Fugitive.|appearance=Really similar to [[Mr. Fresh]], but he's not spicier to look at.|personality=Sassy and PISSy, likes to brawl|first_sighting=February 8th, 2024|partner=[[Ms. Angel]]|other_relations=In [[The Piss Alliance]] with [[Mr. Chicken]] and maybe [[Mr. Fresh]] too}} | ||
'''Mr. Piss''', the flaming orange catastrophe, decided February 29th wasn't chaotic enough. At precisely 04:20 AM (LFT), this feline felon declared war on the cat food dispenser, christening it with a golden shower. Not content with his culinary terrorism, Mr. Piss then launched into a full-blown, off-screen brawl with multiple rivals. What a flipping scoundrel! This act of epic disrespect didn't just stink up the litter box of the internet, it went viral. From the cesspool of TikTok to the ashes of Twitter, from YouTube to the flaming dumpster fire of Fox News, Mr. Piss's reign of terror spread like wildfire. | '''Mr. Piss''', the flaming orange catastrophe, decided February 29th wasn't chaotic enough. At precisely 04:20 AM (LFT), this feline felon declared war on the cat food dispenser, christening it with a golden shower. Not content with his culinary terrorism, Mr. Piss then launched into a full-blown, off-screen brawl with multiple rivals. What a flipping scoundrel! This act of epic disrespect didn't just stink up the litter box of the internet, it went viral. From the cesspool of TikTok to the ashes of Twitter, from YouTube to the flaming dumpster fire of Fox News, Mr. Piss's reign of terror spread like wildfire. | ||
"Piss off!" - Mr. Piss | |||
As of the time of writing, he has been documented pissing in the feeder a total of 4 times. | As of the time of writing, he has been documented pissing in the feeder a total of 4 times. | ||
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Mr. Piss can easily be confused with [[Mr. Normal]], but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them. | Mr. Piss can easily be confused with [[Mr. Normal]], but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them. | ||
[[File: | [[File:Pissbody.png|none|thumb|250x250px|Mr. Piss' top view]] | ||
== Sightings == | == Sightings == | ||
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* '''May 09, 2024:''' At around 09:14 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen gobbling some kibble. It seems he may have put on weight. | * '''May 09, 2024:''' At around 09:14 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen gobbling some kibble. It seems he may have put on weight. | ||
* '''May 27, 2024:''' At 10:16 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was eating then he pees on the food and leaves. He seems to be missing some fur on his left ear. | |||
=== '''June 2024''' === | |||
* '''June 9, 2024:''' At 03:20 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating some kibble. | |||
{{Sighting Disclaimer}} | |||
== Catspiracy Theory == | == Catspiracy Theory == | ||
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File:Mrpissvsmrnormal.png|Comparison of Mr. Piss and [[Mr. Normal]]'s stripes | File:Mrpissvsmrnormal.png|Comparison of Mr. Piss and [[Mr. Normal]]'s stripes | ||
File:Soggypiss.png|Soggy Mr. Piss (probably fell into pond) | File:Soggypiss.png|Soggy Mr. Piss (probably fell into pond) | ||
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711305885903.png | File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711305885903.png|Mr. Piss seen eating way up close | ||
File:Brawlapproach.png|Mr. Piss stalking [[Mr. Doom]]. | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
{{HCCF}} | {{HCCF}} | ||
[[Category:Cats]] | [[Category:Cats]] | ||
[[Category:Orange]] | |||
[[Category:Males]] | [[Category:Males]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Happy Canteen]] | ||