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| Other name(s) | C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0 |
|---|---|
| Breed | Human?... |
| Coat | Skin? |
| Sex | Nah (she/her) |
| Rarity | Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends |
| Occupation | High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road |
| Appearance | Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that. |
| Eye Color | uh |
| Personality | goofy |
| First known sighting | Unknown |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Gen X youtube short addicts |
| Siblings | Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother |
| Partner | bingle borb |
| Children | Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus |
| Other | Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast |
My sandbox! Check out Crispy! User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox
Times AWIK has gotten banned: 3
#1 Asparagus lover ong. Avid Mrs. Eeper fan. I really like kittens, they are so goofy and silly. I watch A LOT of feeders (mostly undocumented ones), but my most common visits are Ten Thousand Kitties House, Cats Who Love to Eat, Orange Cat Kindergarten, and Big Man's Cat Houses.
Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh.....
Begging for like 5 more sandboxes so I can brainstorm some pretty obscure feeders and their cats (I am begging on my non-existant knees). Or maybe 6, idk.
Im slick as.....ice(?), no matter what Crystal says 💪💪💪💪
Eternal beef with bots, they put the word ´sigma´ into Mr. Edibles feeder page and I didnt notice :skull:
I´m Canadian, I have terrible neighbors below me (americans am I right? smh...) Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!! If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.
I am uhhhh im a minor so like so silly and cool!!! Thank GOD im not gen alpha, that generation is done for. I LIKE WOMEN!!!!!!
Pages I´ve made! (Not their actual names)
Small goofy creature: Asparagus
Playful ball of fur: Ms. Witch
Karen: Ms. Halloween
Package of C-4: The Newcomer
Cutie Patootie: Ms. Husk
The GOAT: Mr. Cheeks
The Solved Mysteries of November 22nd 2024 and the Hammer of Doom
Ms. Puke misgender caught in 4K? Is this real, chat? (edit: ITS REAL OMGGGG Mr. PUKE AND Ms. SLEEPY ARE LOVERS OMG)
AND Mr. Turkey is TGB's confirmed father?! WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY
AND MS. HONK IS MR. HONK?!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
AWIK got banned? Real??? R.I.P legend we will see you again someday (tommorow)
ENTITIES OF 7-11. (Totally not based on another persons page...shout-out to Hernan)
Asparagus, aka Scp-096
Class: Keter
Asparagus takes the form of a small brown tabby kitten who appeared at the 7-11 feeders for a short period of time. Despite his cute face, Asparagus is an extremely dangerous entity, who scares every other entity in his path. Everybody fears him, especially Mr. Inspector, who teleports away from Asparagus every time he saw him. Asparagus breached containment on June 8th, 2024, and nobody has seen him since.
Not much is known about Asparagus´s powers, or how he uses them. However, if he shows up again, he is very dangerous, and must be contained immediatly.
